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  • St. Lobster :-)

    From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Mon Jun 5 17:55:40 2023
    XPost: alt.food.red-lobster, nf.general, alt.religion.druid
    XPost: alt.paranormal, uk.rec.psychic

    Earlier today my nephew-in-law gave me a live lobster
    that I then had to cook for my ill brother. I didn't
    like doing that since I don't like plunging a live
    lobster into boiling water. But I did it.

    Then when it was cooked I did my blessing on the dead
    on it, including a link to Fiddler's Green and its harbour https://www.irishsongs.com/lyrics.php?Action=view&Song_id=113 .

    I then divined by perineum click divination that the
    lobster had gone into the beyond afterlife and so
    is no longer eligible for reincarnation.

    I then considered possible soul alignments for the
    lobster, first Gahan House and The Trinity Pub in
    St. John's, but those were rejected. I then
    suggested Mrs. Liddy's, the oldest bar in Newfoundland,
    which is likely to be around for a while, and that
    was accepted. Of course a more appropriate soul
    alignment there would be with Mrs. Liddy, but
    I divined that she has reincarnated, so such a
    soul alignment is no longer possible. See https://m.facebook.com/MrsLiddys/?_rdr&wtsid=rdr_0EGNbUpHCg5NV7n9I

    --
    David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) "And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;
    And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)

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  • From David Dalton@21:1/5 to David Dalton on Tue Jun 6 03:38:10 2023
    XPost: alt.food.red-lobster, nf.general, alt.religion.druid
    XPost: alt.paranormal, uk.rec.psychic

    In article <dalton-6095C4.17554005062023@news.eternal-september.org>,
    David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com> wrote:

    Earlier today my nephew-in-law gave me a live lobster
    that I then had to cook for my ill brother. I didn't
    like doing that since I don't like plunging a live
    lobster into boiling water. But I did it.

    Then when it was cooked I did my blessing on the dead
    on it, including a link to Fiddler's Green and its harbour https://www.irishsongs.com/lyrics.php?Action=view&Song_id=113 .

    I then divined by perineum click divination that the
    lobster had gone into the beyond afterlife and so
    is no longer eligible for reincarnation.

    I then considered possible soul alignments for the
    lobster, first Gahan House and The Trinity Pub in
    St. John's, but those were rejected. I then
    suggested Mrs. Liddy's, the oldest bar in Newfoundland,
    which is likely to be around for a while, and that
    was accepted. Of course a more appropriate soul
    alignment there would be with Mrs. Liddy, but
    I divined that she has reincarnated, so such a
    soul alignment is no longer possible. See https://m.facebook.com/MrsLiddys/?_rdr&wtsid=rdr_0EGNbUpHCg5NV7n9I

    Maybe it's a Lobster Mobster?

    --
    David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) "And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;
    And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)

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  • From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Thu Jun 15 02:06:25 2023
    XPost: alt.food.red-lobster, nf.general, alt.religion.druid
    XPost: alt.paranormal, uk.rec.psychic

    On Jun 5, 2023, David Dalton wrote
    (in article<dalton-6095C4.17554005062023@news.eternal-september.org>):

    Earlier today my nephew-in-law gave me a live lobster
    that I then had to cook for my ill brother. I didn't
    like doing that since I don't like plunging a live
    lobster into boiling water. But I did it.

    Then when it was cooked I did my blessing on the dead
    on it, including a link to Fiddler's Green and its harbour https://www.irishsongs.com/lyrics.php?Action=view&Song_id=113 .

    I then divined by perineum click divination that the
    lobster had gone into the beyond afterlife and so
    is no longer eligible for reincarnation.

    I then considered possible soul alignments for the
    lobster, first Gahan House and The Trinity Pub in
    St. John's, but those were rejected. I then
    suggested Mrs. Liddy's, the oldest bar in Newfoundland,
    which is likely to be around for a while, and that
    was accepted. Of course a more appropriate soul
    alignment there would be with Mrs. Liddy, but
    I divined that she has reincarnated, so such a
    soul alignment is no longer possible. See https://m.facebook.com/MrsLiddys/?_rdr&wtsid=rdr_0EGNbUpHCg5NV7n9I

    Today (June 15) is one date known as National Lobster Day,
    but according to google another one is September 25.

    --
    https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) "This could be the final breath; This is life and death;
    This is hard rock and water; Out here between wind and flame;
    Between tears and elation; Lies a secret nation" (Ron Hynes)

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  • From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jun 18 16:41:43 2023
    XPost: alt.food.red-lobster, nf.general, alt.religion.druid
    XPost: alt.paranormal, uk.rec.psychic

    Today my niece brought over a lobster for my ill brother
    as a gift for Father's Day, since he has helped raise
    her. She also brought one for me, since the last time
    my nephew-in-law had said he would get one for me
    the next time.

    Again I didn't like cooking them but I did.

    When they were done I did my blessing on the dead
    on them, and then divined by perineum click divination
    that they had then reincarnated in human wombs
    in South America, but not near one another.

    --
    https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) "This could be the final breath; This is life and death;
    This is hard rock and water; Out here between wind and flame;
    Between tears and elation; Lies a secret nation" (Ron Hynes)

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