With Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce taking over the broadcast/PA
systems and each pledging their unfettered allegiance to Biden, that
was just icing on the cake since Usher, Alicia Keys, Lil Jon, and
ludacris all giving endorsements to Biden on behalf of all musicians
and the entire black race.
On Tue, 13 Feb 2024 13:59:46 +0000, Mitchell Holman
<noemail@verizon.net> wrote:
"Jeff O'Neal" <patriot1@protonmail.com> wrote in >>news:uqeo3q$1u8t2$2@dont-email.me:
With Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce taking over the broadcast/PA
systems and each pledging their unfettered allegiance to Biden, that
was just icing on the cake since Usher, Alicia Keys, Lil Jon, and
ludacris all giving endorsements to Biden on behalf of all musicians
and the entire black race.
We have Taylor Swift, Alisia Keys,
Beyonnce, Willie Nelson and Barbara
Streisand, you have Ted Nugent and
Kanye West. We win.
Memories . . .
Dear Red States:
We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't
aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially
to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave
states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the
Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and
Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole'
Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax
revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be
pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens
back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your
evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to
their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show
pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you
success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not
willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the
high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living
redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy League and Seven Sister
schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on
the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese
Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all
U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of
the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100
percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University,
Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and
Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44
percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam
was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you
are people with higher morals then we lefties.
Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed
they grow in Mexico.
Peace out,
Blue States
Swill
--
Jon Stewart is back on The Daily Show! First episode is on Youtube. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpBPm0b9de
The Daily Show streams on the Paramount network (includes Showtime,
CBS and your local CBS station). https://help.paramountplus.com/
Not left, not right, https://www.forwardparty.com/
Heroyam slava! Glory to the Heroes!
Sláva Ukrajíni! Glory to Ukraine!
Putin tse prezervatyv! Putin is a condom!
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Mitchell Holman wrote:
Governor Swill <governor.swill@gmail.com> wrote inno they swon't
news:4n4nsipnji3nioqrn0n5vj9p4jal1c17pi@4ax.com:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2024 13:59:46 +0000, Mitchell Holman
<noemail@verizon.net> wrote:
"Jeff O'Neal" <patriot1@protonmail.com> wrote in
news:uqeo3q$1u8t2$2@dont-email.me:
With Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce taking over the broadcast/PA
systems and each pledging their unfettered allegiance to Biden, that >>>>> was just icing on the cake since Usher, Alicia Keys, Lil Jon, and
ludacris all giving endorsements to Biden on behalf of all musicians >>>>> and the entire black race.
 We have Taylor Swift, Alisia Keys,
Beyonnce, Willie Nelson and Barbara
Streisand, you have Ted Nugent and
Kanye West. We win.
Memories . . .
 Dear Red States:
 We've decided we're leaving.  We intend to form our own country, and >>>  we're taking the other Blue States with us.  In case you aren't
 aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,
 Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.  We >>>  believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially
 to the people of the new country of New California.
 To sum up briefly: You get  Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave
 states.
     If you just hold on awhile Texas will
also be a blue state: It is already it is
"majority/minority", all the big cities are
run by Democrats, Houston police marched
WITH the BLM protestors, Dallas has the
largest gay church in the country and TWO
pride parades, every county elected official
is a Democrat. Texas leads the country in
wind farms and solar energy. Repubs are
tightening up voting in a hurry because
their days are numbered and they know it.
 We get stem cell research and the best beaches.  We get the
 Statue of Liberty.  You get Dollywood.   We get Intel and
 Microsoft.  You get WorldCom.  We get  Harvard.  You get Ole' >>>  Miss.  We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and
 entrepreneurs.  You get  Alabama.  We get two-thirds of the tax >>>  revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
 Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
 Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families.  You get a >>>  bunch of single moms.  Please be aware that Nuevo California will be >>>  pro-choice and anti-war,  and we're going to want all our citizens
 back from Iraq at once.  If  you need people to fight, ask your
 evangelicals.  They have kids they're apparently willing to send to >>>  their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show
 pictures of their children's caskets coming home.  We do wish you
 success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not
 willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
 With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent >>>  of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
 and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
 America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the
 high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living
 redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy League and Seven Sister
 schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.  With the Red States, on
 the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese
 Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all
 U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of
 the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100
 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University,
 Clemson and the University of Georgia.  We get Hollywood and
 Yosemite, thank you.
 Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was >>>  actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
 unless we're discussing war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44
 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam
 was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you >>>  are people with higher morals then we lefties.
 Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed
 they grow in Mexico.
 Peace out,
 Blue States
Swill
--
Jon Stewart is back on The Daily Show! First episode is on Youtube.
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpBPm0b9de
The Daily Show streams on the Paramount network (includes Showtime,
CBS and your local CBS station). https://help.paramountplus.com/
Not left, not right, https://www.forwardparty.com/
Heroyam slava! Glory to the Heroes!
Sláva UkrajÃni! Glory to Ukraine!
Putin tse prezervatyv! Putin is a condom!
Go here to donate to Ukrainian relief.
<https://www2.deloitte.com/ua/uk/pages/registration-forms/help-cities.h
"Jeff O'Neal" <patriot1@protonmail.com> wrote in news:uqeo3q$1u8t2$2@dont-email.me:
With Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce taking over the broadcast/PA
systems and each pledging their unfettered allegiance to Biden, that
was just icing on the cake since Usher, Alicia Keys, Lil Jon, and
ludacris all giving endorsements to Biden on behalf of all musicians
and the entire black race.
We have Taylor Swift, Alisia Keys,
Beyonnce, Willie Nelson and Barbara
Streisand, you have Ted Nugent and
Kanye West. We win.
In article <XnsB117521FC3F0Enoemailcomcastnet@69.80.102.23>, noemail@verizon.net says...
"Jeff O'Neal" <patriot1@protonmail.com> wrote in
news:uqeo3q$1u8t2$2@dont-email.me:
With Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce taking over the broadcast/PA
systems and each pledging their unfettered allegiance to Biden, that
was just icing on the cake since Usher, Alicia Keys, Lil Jon, and
ludacris all giving endorsements to Biden on behalf of all musicians
and the entire black race.
We have Taylor Swift, Alisia Keys,
Beyonnce, Willie Nelson and Barbara
Streisand, you have Ted Nugent and
Kanye West. We win.
If that is what you vote on you are a loser.
Mitchell Holman wrote:
Governor Swill <governor.swill@gmail.com> wrote in news:4n4nsipnji3nioqrn0n5vj9p4jal1c17pi@4ax.com:
On Tue, 13 Feb 2024 13:59:46 +0000, Mitchell Holman
<noemail@verizon.net> wrote:
"Jeff O'Neal" <patriot1@protonmail.com> wrote in
news:uqeo3q$1u8t2$2@dont-email.me:
With Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce taking over the broadcast/PA
systems and each pledging their unfettered allegiance to Biden, that >>>> was just icing on the cake since Usher, Alicia Keys, Lil Jon, and
ludacris all giving endorsements to Biden on behalf of all musicians >>>> and the entire black race.
We have Taylor Swift, Alisia Keys,
Beyonnce, Willie Nelson and Barbara
Streisand, you have Ted Nugent and
Kanye West. We win.
Memories . . .
Dear Red States:
We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't
aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially
to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave
states.
If you just hold on awhile Texas will
also be a blue state: It is already it is
"majority/minority", all the big cities are
run by Democrats, Houston police marched
WITH the BLM protestors, Dallas has the
largest gay church in the country and TWO
pride parades, every county elected official
is a Democrat. Texas leads the country in
wind farms and solar energy. Repubs are
tightening up voting in a hurry because
their days are numbered and they know it.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the
Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and
Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole'
Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax
revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be
pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens
back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your
evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to
their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show
pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you
success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not
willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the
high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living
redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy League and Seven Sister
schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on
the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese
Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all
U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of
the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100
percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University,
Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and
Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44
percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam
was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you
are people with higher morals then we lefties.
Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed
they grow in Mexico.
Peace out,
Blue States
Swill
--
Jon Stewart is back on The Daily Show! First episode is on Youtube.
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpBPm0b9de
The Daily Show streams on the Paramount network (includes Showtime,
CBS and your local CBS station). https://help.paramountplus.com/
Not left, not right, https://www.forwardparty.com/
Heroyam slava! Glory to the Heroes!
Sláva Ukrajíni! Glory to Ukraine!
Putin tse prezervatyv! Putin is a condom!
Go here to donate to Ukrainian relief.
<https://www2.deloitte.com/ua/uk/pages/registration-forms/help-cities.h
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