PRIDE -- [7-11 STORES] -- NOT SELLING BLOOD FLAVORED SLURPEES
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PRIDE -- [7-11 STORES] -- NOT SELLING BLOOD FLAVORED SLURPEES
[PRIDE MONTH]
YOU CAN BE ASSURED THAT [7-11] LOCATIONS WILL
NOT BE SERVING-UP BLOOD FLAVORED SLURPEES
FOR SALE.
EVEN THOUGH THE AGGRESSIVE HUNGRY LESBIAN
VAMPIRES WANT SOMETHING TO CHILL DOWN
WITH -- DURING PRIDE CELEBRATIONS,
ESPECIALLY -- IN THE STREETS IN PARADES AND
LOOKING STUPID -- MAKES PEOPLE THIRSTY AND
HOT --
HOW EASY THEN TO STEP INTO A LOCAL [7-11] STORE.
AFTER A MOUTH FULL OF BLOOD AND
OF OTHER VAGINAL FLUIDS PLENTY.
A CLEAN TASTE IS THE COOL DELIGHT
OFFERED FROM A SLURPEE [7-11].
SORRY LESBIANS -- NO BLOOD FLAVORED SLURPEES.
YET.
AT THE PRESENT TIME YOU ARE RELEGATED TO
GULPING DOWN STRAWBERRY FLAVORED
SLURPEES -- AND THROWING IN THE CHUNKS OF
CANNED TUNA HERE AND THERE.