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One thing that would improve Auston Matthews’ performance
would be an optimally sexually compatible match, or at
least for now the prospect of one.
He is a straight-type-2-M (man compatible, i.e. orgasmic up
close, only with bifs, women attracted to both genders).
With lesbians pretending to be straight or bif he would not
be able to get an erection up close (i.e., they cannot
deceive him).
With a straight-type-1-F he would not have been attracted
much unless she was ovulating, and would be able to
achieve ejaculation but without orgasm.
I think a relationship with a straight-type-2-F would be
very unlikely but if it had occurred the effect would
be similar to that with a straight-type-1-F.
Almost three years ago I suggested match(es) of
(bifs) Ruth B. and//or A. Harmony for him, and
divine that those are still possible match(es).
If you know Auston or know someone who knows
him, please pass this on to them, so he doesn't end
up like me, still waiting for Sarah McLachlan when
I recently turned 60. Even if you don’t believe
this post, pass it on as a joke, and you might
be surprised. It might improve his spirits leading
up to tomorrow night’s game.
Some other well-known straight-type-2 men are
Jack Nicholson, Leonardo Dicaprio, Jim Carrey,
Damian Marley, Kuten-la, Chris Isaak, and Josh Groban,
and I have suggested matches for them before as well.
--
David Dalton
dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to
find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)
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