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    From Bill@21:1/5 to All on Thu Mar 24 01:01:48 2022
    Nurses Shouldn’t Laugh

    “Of course, I won’t laugh,” said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over
    twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

    “Okay then,” said Mr. Robot, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest unit the nurse had ever seen. In length and width,
    it was almost identical to an AAA battery.

    Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stifle a giggle, but it just
    came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the man’s junk, she composed
    herself as well as she could.

    “I am so sorry,” she said. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honour as
    a nurse and a lady, I promise that won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?”

    “It’s swollen,” Mr. Robot replied.

    She ran out of the room.

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  • From John H@21:1/5 to califbill9998remove8@gmail.com on Thu Mar 24 07:53:31 2022
    On Thu, 24 Mar 2022 01:01:48 -0000 (UTC), Bill
    <califbill9998remove8@gmail.com> wrote:



    Nurses Shouldnt Laugh

    Of course, I wont laugh, said the nurse. Im a professional. In over >twenty years Ive never laughed at a patient.

    Okay then, said Mr. Robot, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
    revealing the smallest unit the nurse had ever seen. In length and width,
    it was almost identical to an AAA battery.

    Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stifle a giggle, but it just >came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. >Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the mans junk, she composed
    herself as well as she could.

    I am so sorry, she said. I dont know what came over me. On my honour as
    a nurse and a lady, I promise that wont happen again. Now, tell me, what >seems to be the problem?

    Its swollen, Mr. Robot replied.

    She ran out of the room.

    LOL!

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  • From Mr Robot@21:1/5 to califbill9998remove8@gmail.com on Mon Mar 28 17:58:45 2022
    On Thu, 24 Mar 2022 01:01:48 -0000 (UTC), Bill
    <califbill9998remove8@gmail.com> wrote:



    Nurses Shouldnt Laugh

    Of course, I wont laugh, said the nurse. Im a professional. In over >twenty years Ive never laughed at a patient.

    Okay then, said Mr. Robot, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
    revealing the smallest unit the nurse had ever seen. In length and width,
    it was almost identical to an AAA battery.

    Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stifle a giggle, but it just >came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. >Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the mans junk, she composed
    herself as well as she could.

    I am so sorry, she said. I dont know what came over me. On my honour as
    a nurse and a lady, I promise that wont happen again. Now, tell me, what >seems to be the problem?

    Its swollen, Mr. Robot replied.

    She ran out of the room.

    Aww... he made a funny. Did you doo doo in your pants? Or, do commies
    just shit on others?

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  • From Mr Robot@21:1/5 to John H on Mon Mar 28 17:59:20 2022
    On Thu, 24 Mar 2022 07:53:31 -0400, John H <jherring@cox.net> wrote:

    On Thu, 24 Mar 2022 01:01:48 -0000 (UTC), Bill ><califbill9998remove8@gmail.com> wrote:



    Nurses Shouldnt Laugh

    Of course, I wont laugh, said the nurse. Im a professional. In over >>twenty years Ive never laughed at a patient.

    Okay then, said Mr. Robot, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, >>revealing the smallest unit the nurse had ever seen. In length and width, >>it was almost identical to an AAA battery.

    Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stifle a giggle, but it just >>came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. >>Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the mans junk, she composed >>herself as well as she could.

    I am so sorry, she said. I dont know what came over me. On my honour as >>a nurse and a lady, I promise that wont happen again. Now, tell me, what >>seems to be the problem?

    Its swollen, Mr. Robot replied.

    She ran out of the room.

    LOL!

    Oh I get it. Little Commie Billy shit on Dummy.

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