• xkcd 2022-08-10

    From John W Kennedy@21:1/5 to All on Wed Aug 10 18:05:15 2022
    https://xkcd.com/2657/

    My tongue hurts, and my saliva tastes of thiotimoline!

    --
    John W. Kennedy
    Algernon Burbage, Lord Roderick, Father Martin, Bishop Baldwin,
    King Pellinore, Captain Bailey, Merlin -- A Kingdom for a Stage!

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  • From Ted Nolan @21:1/5 to john.w.kennedy@gmail.com on Wed Aug 10 22:37:20 2022
    In article <zuudnV1wSbbntmn_nZ2dnZfqnPrNnZ2d@giganews.com>,
    John W Kennedy <john.w.kennedy@gmail.com> wrote:
    https://xkcd.com/2657/

    My tongue hurts, and my saliva tastes of thiotimoline!


    Mine doesn't, but it will yesterday!
    --
    columbiaclosings.com
    What's not in Columbia anymore..

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  • From Lynn McGuire@21:1/5 to John W Kennedy on Wed Aug 10 18:16:17 2022
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    On 8/10/2022 5:05 PM, John W Kennedy wrote:
    https://xkcd.com/2657/

    My tongue hurts, and my saliva tastes of thiotimoline!

    We need Dorothy to explain this !

    The alternative is not much better at
    https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2657:_Complex_Vowels

    Lynn

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  • From Dorothy J Heydt@21:1/5 to lynnmcguire5@gmail.com on Thu Aug 11 01:21:42 2022
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    In article <td1e82$1uuuu$1@dont-email.me>,
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/10/2022 5:05 PM, John W Kennedy wrote:
    https://xkcd.com/2657/

    My tongue hurts, and my saliva tastes of thiotimoline!

    We need Dorothy to explain this !

    (Hal Heydt)
    I regret very much that she isn't available to do so.

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  • From Lynn McGuire@21:1/5 to Dorothy J Heydt on Thu Aug 11 12:11:06 2022
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    On 8/10/2022 8:21 PM, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
    In article <td1e82$1uuuu$1@dont-email.me>,
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 8/10/2022 5:05 PM, John W Kennedy wrote:
    https://xkcd.com/2657/

    My tongue hurts, and my saliva tastes of thiotimoline!

    We need Dorothy to explain this !

    (Hal Heydt)
    I regret very much that she isn't available to do so.

    Me too. She tried to teach us language development over the years but
    not much it stuck. Pretty complicated stuff for me.

    Thanks,
    Lynn

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  • From Christian Weisgerber@21:1/5 to Lynn McGuire on Thu Aug 11 19:22:27 2022
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    On 2022-08-10, Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:

    https://xkcd.com/2657/

    We need Dorothy to explain this !

    You called?

    The starting point is the standard vowel quadrilateral that describes
    two main characteristics of vowel sounds: closeness (height) and
    backness.

    The doctor tells you to say "aaahhh" when they want to look into
    your mouth. That's because when you pronounce the vowel in PALM,
    your mouth is fully open. So this is an open vowel. By contrast,
    when you say FLEECE, your mouth is mostly closed. This defines one
    axis of the vowel diagram: from close at the top to open at the
    bottom.

    The other axis describes the position of your tongue. When you say
    FLEECE, your tongue is towards the front of your mouth. When you
    say GOOSE, it is further back. Front vowels are to the left, back
    vowels to the right.

    When you look at, say, Wikipedia articles about the phonology of
    major languages, you'll frequently see such a vowel diagram, with
    dots marking the position of the vowels of the language in question.

    The vowel space is contiguous. Different languages distinguish an
    arbitrary number of vowels in that space. The International Phonetic
    Alphabet has predefined a number of points in the vowel space and
    assigned symbols to those vowels. Those symbols are then used to
    refer to the nearest vowels a particular language distinguishes.

    See the diagram at the start of this article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vowel

    Now, besides closeness and backness, languages may distinguish
    vowels according to additional characteristics that could be modeled
    as additional dimensions. The standard IPA vowel diagram already
    has _two_ symbols for each position, effectively adding a third
    dimension: roundedness. When you say FLEECE, your lips are unrounded.
    When you say GOOSE, they are rounded. English does not have a pair
    of vowels that are differentiated only by rounding, but for instance
    the vowels in French "si" and "lu" are both close front vowels, but
    the former is unrounded and the latter is rounded.

    Another potential dimension is nasalization. A nasal(ized) vowel
    is one where part of the air escapes through the nose. Well-known
    Western languages that distinguish oral and nasal vowels are French
    and Portuguese. You can also find such things as murmured vowels
    and devoiced vowels in the world's languages.

    Various languages can distinguish vowels along several of those
    axes. In xkcd #2657, Randall combines the basic vowel quadrilateral
    with complex numbers to suggest adding an "imaginary" dimension to
    the vowel space.

    --
    Christian "naddy" Weisgerber naddy@mips.inka.de

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  • From John W Kennedy@21:1/5 to Christian Weisgerber on Thu Aug 11 16:53:42 2022
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    On 8/11/22 3:22 PM, Christian Weisgerber wrote:
    On 2022-08-10, Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:

    https://xkcd.com/2657/

    We need Dorothy to explain this !

    You called?

    The starting point is the standard vowel quadrilateral that describes
    two main characteristics of vowel sounds: closeness (height) and
    backness.

    The doctor tells you to say "aaahhh" when they want to look into
    your mouth. That's because when you pronounce the vowel in PALM,
    your mouth is fully open. So this is an open vowel. By contrast,
    when you say FLEECE, your mouth is mostly closed. This defines one
    axis of the vowel diagram: from close at the top to open at the
    bottom.

    The other axis describes the position of your tongue. When you say
    FLEECE, your tongue is towards the front of your mouth. When you
    say GOOSE, it is further back. Front vowels are to the left, back
    vowels to the right.

    When you look at, say, Wikipedia articles about the phonology of
    major languages, you'll frequently see such a vowel diagram, with
    dots marking the position of the vowels of the language in question.

    The vowel space is contiguous. Different languages distinguish an
    arbitrary number of vowels in that space. The International Phonetic Alphabet has predefined a number of points in the vowel space and
    assigned symbols to those vowels. Those symbols are then used to
    refer to the nearest vowels a particular language distinguishes.

    See the diagram at the start of this article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vowel

    Now, besides closeness and backness, languages may distinguish
    vowels according to additional characteristics that could be modeled
    as additional dimensions. The standard IPA vowel diagram already
    has _two_ symbols for each position, effectively adding a third
    dimension: roundedness. When you say FLEECE, your lips are unrounded.
    When you say GOOSE, they are rounded. English does not have a pair
    of vowels that are differentiated only by rounding, but for instance
    the vowels in French "si" and "lu" are both close front vowels, but
    the former is unrounded and the latter is rounded.

    Another potential dimension is nasalization. A nasal(ized) vowel
    is one where part of the air escapes through the nose. Well-known
    Western languages that distinguish oral and nasal vowels are French
    and Portuguese. You can also find such things as murmured vowels
    and devoiced vowels in the world's languages.

    Various languages can distinguish vowels along several of those
    axes. In xkcd #2657, Randall combines the basic vowel quadrilateral
    with complex numbers to suggest adding an "imaginary" dimension to
    the vowel space.

    But if you have to move your tongue in an imaginary direction—well, the
    human tongue isn’t meant to bend that way.

    “Thiotimoline” is an imaginary chemical created in the 1940s by Isaac Asimov for a number of legendary spoofs. It is noted for its surprising characteristic of dissolving a second and a fraction /before/ water is
    added. The eventual explanation is that the central carbon atom is so
    crowded and its bonds are so twisted that the molecule extends into the
    time dimension, and time, of course, is only imaginary space.

    The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline (1948)
    The Micropsychiatric Applications of Thiotimoline (1952)
    Thiotimoline and the Space Age (1959)
    Thiotimoline to the Stars (1973)

    --
    John W. Kennedy
    Algernon Burbage, Lord Roderick, Father Martin, Bishop Baldwin,
    King Pellinore, Captain Bailey, Merlin -- A Kingdom for a Stage!

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  • From Christian Weisgerber@21:1/5 to Christian Weisgerber on Thu Aug 11 23:28:51 2022
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    On 2022-08-11, Christian Weisgerber <naddy@mips.inka.de> wrote:

    In xkcd #2657, Randall combines the basic vowel quadrilateral
    with complex numbers to suggest adding an "imaginary" dimension to
    the vowel space.

    Also, the comic is presumably a reference to H.P. Lovecraft's
    "The Color Out of Space" where an alien meteorite brings a strange
    color unlike any on Earth that causes insanity and mutates plants
    and animals.

    --
    Christian "naddy" Weisgerber naddy@mips.inka.de

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  • From Lynn McGuire@21:1/5 to John W Kennedy on Thu Aug 11 22:05:43 2022
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    On 8/11/2022 3:53 PM, John W Kennedy wrote:
    On 8/11/22 3:22 PM, Christian Weisgerber wrote:
    On 2022-08-10, Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:

    https://xkcd.com/2657/

    We need Dorothy to explain this !

    You called?

    The starting point is the standard vowel quadrilateral that describes
    two main characteristics of vowel sounds: closeness (height) and
    backness.

    The doctor tells you to say "aaahhh" when they want to look into
    your mouth.  That's because when you pronounce the vowel in PALM,
    your mouth is fully open.  So this is an open vowel.  By contrast,
    when you say FLEECE, your mouth is mostly closed.  This defines one
    axis of the vowel diagram: from close at the top to open at the
    bottom.

    The other axis describes the position of your tongue.  When you say
    FLEECE, your tongue is towards the front of your mouth.  When you
    say GOOSE, it is further back.  Front vowels are to the left, back
    vowels to the right.

    When you look at, say, Wikipedia articles about the phonology of
    major languages, you'll frequently see such a vowel diagram, with
    dots marking the position of the vowels of the language in question.

    The vowel space is contiguous.  Different languages distinguish an
    arbitrary number of vowels in that space.  The International Phonetic
    Alphabet has predefined a number of points in the vowel space and
    assigned symbols to those vowels.  Those symbols are then used to
    refer to the nearest vowels a particular language distinguishes.

    See the diagram at the start of this article:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vowel

    Now, besides closeness and backness, languages may distinguish
    vowels according to additional characteristics that could be modeled
    as additional dimensions.  The standard IPA vowel diagram already
    has _two_ symbols for each position, effectively adding a third
    dimension: roundedness.  When you say FLEECE, your lips are unrounded.
    When you say GOOSE, they are rounded.  English does not have a pair
    of vowels that are differentiated only by rounding, but for instance
    the vowels in French "si" and "lu" are both close front vowels, but
    the former is unrounded and the latter is rounded.

    Another potential dimension is nasalization.  A nasal(ized) vowel
    is one where part of the air escapes through the nose.  Well-known
    Western languages that distinguish oral and nasal vowels are French
    and Portuguese.  You can also find such things as murmured vowels
    and devoiced vowels in the world's languages.

    Various languages can distinguish vowels along several of those
    axes.  In xkcd #2657, Randall combines the basic vowel quadrilateral
    with complex numbers to suggest adding an "imaginary" dimension to
    the vowel space.

    But if you have to move your tongue in an imaginary direction—well, the human tongue isn’t meant to bend that way.

    “Thiotimoline” is an imaginary chemical created in the 1940s by Isaac Asimov for a number of legendary spoofs. It is noted for its surprising characteristic of dissolving a second and a fraction /before/ water is
    added. The eventual explanation is that the central carbon atom is so
    crowded and its bonds are so twisted that the molecule extends into the
    time dimension, and time, of course, is only imaginary space.

    The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline (1948)
    The Micropsychiatric Applications of Thiotimoline (1952)
    Thiotimoline and the Space Age (1959)
    Thiotimoline to the Stars (1973)

    Ah, the Anticipatory Factor. Funny, I have never seen this factor in
    any of my chemical journals or molecule lists of properties. Of course,
    the NIST database is a little lacking and is missing a lot of chemical information.

    Lynn

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