From Greg Westin@21:1/5 to All on Tue Oct 3 16:32:22 2023
there was a ferocious bear
that lived with mankind
in colorado
in a mine
he was mean
and he was called the mine bear
he was a ucla
fan
and he was always rude
eating everyones honey
and living in the most expensive places
in the mountains
and meadows
by the sea
he had only one friend
marge the mean bear
that lived 100 miles away
in government housing
as a schizophrenic bear
they got along too well
and had three cubs
golden bears at berkeley
without that disease
and they all were bad doctors
that diagnosed children
and only gave out aspriin
and cough syrup