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  • ferris bueller gets a pass in college

    From Greg Westin@21:1/5 to All on Sun Feb 5 16:16:26 2023
    <Longview of Ferris and Elise>
    They are programming in college. They are in basement.
    Ferris isn't doing too well

    <Ferris>
    So, I can't get my man to move up and down

    <Elise>
    Well we copied this from the professor

    <Ferris>
    I wonder what is going wrong

    <Mr Beebopp>
    Well, I'll tell you two, I was involved in the march in 1960s
    on Brimingham alabama and we didn't need an education
    us black people to listen to Mr. Martin Luther King
    <Ferris>
    That's right. I don't know why I'm even thinking

    <Elise>
    Um but your parents need you to pass this class

    <Ferris>
    I don't care about if it memorizes 300 moves in a binary tree

    <Elise>
    So you're just going to listen to the
    guys you hung out with in 8th and 9th grade and played JV football

    <Ferris>
    Yeah Mr. Beebop do you want to play some football?

    <Elise>
    Do you want me to write it?

    <Ferris>
    I just scored a touchdown

    <Elise>
    But I don't know what I'm doing, we're supposed to be making a basketball
    game Jordan vs Bird.

    <Ferris>
    I come from the 1980's I don't care about anything. Well just get jobs
    as support assistants

    <Elise>
    Ok I love you

    <Ferris>
    I hear they just stopped making this class part of the information systems major

    <Elise>
    Wait, if we just do a plus and a minus y when we press the key

    <Ferris>
    I don't want a D in the class I'm going to admissions to take the class pass /fail

    <Elise>
    I don't know why but that worked, somewhat, now we just add the AI tree
    method to it

    <Ferris>

    Wow, it looks like Jordan is driving on Bird

    <Elise>

    Yeah I guess the program works, I'm Bird here,

    <Ferris>
    High five babe

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