• Jerry Seinfeld Is Banking On Pop-Tarts Being Funny

    From Ubiquitous@21:1/5 to All on Sun Apr 28 11:54:39 2024
    Renowned comedian Jerry Seinfeld went on record saying the movie industry is “over.” This is all very curious timing considering that he’s currently promoting a movie.

    The 69-year-old celebrity is still doing the standup circuit as he has been
    for close to five decades. He’s fresh off an appearance in the series finale
    of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” alongside his longtime friend and frequent collaborator, Larry David. In addition to comedy, Seinfeld has worked as an actor, writer, and producer.

    Now for the first time ever, the Brooklyn native is taking a spot in the director’s chair with the debut of “Unfrosted,” a comedy about two rival
    cereal companies – Kellogg’s and Post – trying to outdo one another to create the perfect breakfast pastry.

    The stand-up legend spoke with GQ about making the leap into the movie business.

    “It was totally new to me. I thought I had done some cool stuff, but it was nothing like the way these people work,” Seinfeld said of getting into the movie industry after so many years of being involved in other facets of the entertainment industry. “They’re so dead serious! They don’t have any idea
    that the movie business is over. They have no idea.”

    “Film doesn’t occupy the pinnacle in the social, cultural hierarchy that it
    did for most of our lives,” he added. “When a movie came out, if it was good, we all went to see it. We all discussed it. We quoted lines and scenes we liked. Now we’re walking through a fire hose of water, just trying to see.”

    When asked what has replaced films in pop culture, Seinfeld replied, “Depression? Malaise? I would say confusion. Disorientation replaced the
    movie business,” he answered. “Everyone I know in show business, every day,
    is going, ‘What’s going on? How do you do this? What are we supposed to do now?’”

    “Unfrosted” is scheduled for a May 3 release on Netflix. The logline reads, “Michigan, 1963. Kellogg’s and Post, sworn cereal rivals, race to create a pastry that will change the face of breakfast forever. A tale of ambition, betrayal, sugar, and menacing milkmen, ‘Unfrosted’ stars writer-director
    Jerry Seinfeld.”

    The cast includes plenty of other celebrities, including Melissa McCarthy,
    Jim Gaffigan, Amy Schumer, Max Greenfield, Christian Slater, Bill Burr,
    Daniel Levy, James Marsden, Jack McBrayer, Thomas Lennon, Bobby Moynihan, Adrian Martinez, Sarah Cooper, and Fred Armisen.

    Seinfeld has been contemplating doing a Pop-Tart origin story film for years. In 2018, he shared on X, “At one point I was thinking about an invention of
    the Pop-Tart movie. Imagine the drunk on sugar-power Kellogg’s cereal culture of the mid-60s in Battle Creek, MI. That’s a vibe I could work with.”

    At one point I was thinking about an invention of the Pop Tart
    movie. Imagine the drunk on sugar-power Kellogg’s cereal culture
    of the mid-60’s in Battle Creek, MI.

    That’s a vibe I could work with.

    — Jerry Seinfeld (@JerrySeinfeld) August 21, 2018

    Plus, breakfast cereal is a topic he’s visited during his stand-up routines.
    GQ noted that one of Seinfeld’s earliest bits included the line, “Where in
    the world do you get your balls to call a breakfast cereal ‘LIFE?’”

    The outlet also noted that Seinfeld and David were in a supermarket
    discussing breakfast cereal when they came up with the idea for the TV sitcom “Seinfeld,” arguably one of the most successful shows of all time. “[Cereal
    is] what we were discussing in that grocery store, when I said, ‘This is the show,’” Seinfeld said.

    “Unfrosted” is an amalgamation of fact and fiction, with facts being
    presented alongside exaggerations for maximum comedic effect. When asked by Eater why he thought the invention of Pop-Tarts was funny enough to make a movie about, Seinfeld replied by saying it was just a gut feeling.

    “I sometimes can’t explain why something is funny. But I just know that that
    is a funny thing,” he told the outlet. “It had to do with the name. It had to do with giving kids the power to make something with heat. Most kids when I
    was little never did anything like that — only adults handle things that had
    to do with heat — so it was an exciting new world to use a toaster. As a kid, you felt like you were cooking when you made Pop-Tarts.”

    “I don’t think there’s anything as funny in the entire [1960s] — certainly in the food world — as the Pop-Tart,” the comedian continued. “It was such a surprise when it came out. It had nothing to do with anything else. There’s different cookies. There’s different candies. There’s nothing really that surprising in the candy world. But in the breakfast world, this was a total shock when they made this.”

    He said even concocting the movie felt like a joke at first, until it became something real. Seinfeld compared the race to make a marketable breakfast pastry to the space race.

    “[Writer] Andy Robin said, ‘It’s like The Right Stuff,’ with these two companies competing to get to the moon first — the Pop-Tart moon,” Seinfeld added.

    The longtime sitcom star said he took a similar approach to “Unfrosted” as he did to writing “Seinfeld” scripts, opting to always select whatever was “funniest” rather than going for historical accuracy. The Pop-Tart movie
    isn’t meant to be a documentary, but is rather a comedy filled with nuggets
    of truth.

    While speaking with GQ, Seinfeld also said stand-up is still popular while other expressions of entertainment suffer because it’s real. He said in an
    era when people crave authenticity, comedy can still thrive because it’s too hard to fake.

    “I’ve done enough stuff that I have my own thing, which is more valuable than it’s ever been,” the comedian told the outlet. “Stand-up is like you’re a cabinetmaker, and everybody needs a guy who’s good with wood. … There’s trees everywhere, but to make a nice table, it’s not so easy. So, the metaphor is that if you have good craft and craftsmanship, you’re kind of impervious to
    the whims of the industry.”

    “Audiences are now flocking to stand-up because it’s something you can’t
    fake,” he added. “It’s like platform diving. You could say you’re a platform diver, but in two seconds we can see if you are or you aren’t. That’s what people like about stand-up. They can trust it. Everything else is fake.”

    https://youtu.be/2lqRPUhPfho

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    Let's go Brandon!

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  • From Danart@21:1/5 to All on Sun Apr 28 20:03:35 2024
    Ubiquitous wrote:
    Renowned comedian Jerry Seinfeld went on record saying the movie
    industry is
    “over.” This is all very curious timing considering that he’s
    currently
    promoting a movie.

    The 69-year-old celebrity is still doing the standup circuit as he
    has been
    for close to five decades. He’s fresh off an appearance in the
    series finale
    of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” alongside his longtime friend and
    frequent
    collaborator, Larry David. In addition to comedy, Seinfeld has
    worked as an
    actor, writer, and producer.

    Now for the first time ever, the Brooklyn native is taking a spot
    in the
    director’s chair with the debut of “Unfrosted,” a comedy about two
    rival
    cereal companies – Kellogg’s and Post – trying to outdo one another
    to create
    the perfect breakfast pastry.

    The stand-up legend spoke with GQ about making the leap into the
    movie
    business.

    “It was totally new to me. I thought I had done some cool stuff,
    but it was
    nothing like the way these people work,” Seinfeld said of getting
    into the
    movie industry after so many years of being involved in other
    facets of the
    entertainment industry. “They’re so dead serious! They don’t have
    any idea
    that the movie business is over. They have no idea.”

    “Film doesn’t occupy the pinnacle in the social, cultural hierarchy
    that it
    did for most of our lives,” he added. “When a movie came out, if it
    was good,
    we all went to see it. We all discussed it. We quoted lines and
    scenes we
    liked. Now we’re walking through a fire hose of water, just trying
    to see.”

    When asked what has replaced films in pop culture, Seinfeld
    replied,
    “Depression? Malaise? I would say confusion. Disorientation
    replaced the
    movie business,” he answered. “Everyone I know in show business,
    every day,
    is going, ‘What’s going on? How do you do this? What are we
    supposed to do
    now?’”

    “Unfrosted” is scheduled for a May 3 release on Netflix. The
    logline reads,
    “Michigan, 1963. Kellogg’s and Post, sworn cereal rivals, race to
    create a
    pastry that will change the face of breakfast forever. A tale of
    ambition,
    betrayal, sugar, and menacing milkmen, ‘Unfrosted’ stars
    writer-director
    Jerry Seinfeld.”

    The cast includes plenty of other celebrities, including Melissa
    McCarthy,
    Jim Gaffigan, Amy Schumer, Max Greenfield, Christian Slater, Bill
    Burr,
    Daniel Levy, James Marsden, Jack McBrayer, Thomas Lennon, Bobby
    Moynihan,
    Adrian Martinez, Sarah Cooper, and Fred Armisen.

    Seinfeld has been contemplating doing a Pop-Tart origin story film
    for years.
    In 2018, he shared on X, “At one point I was thinking about an
    invention of
    the Pop-Tart movie. Imagine the drunk on sugar-power Kellogg’s
    cereal culture
    of the mid-60s in Battle Creek, MI. That’s a vibe I could work
    with.”

    At one point I was thinking about an invention of the Pop Tart
    movie. Imagine the drunk on sugar-power Kellogg’s cereal culture
    of the mid-60’s in Battle Creek, MI.

    That’s a vibe I could work with.

    — Jerry Seinfeld (@JerrySeinfeld) August 21, 2018

    Plus, breakfast cereal is a topic he’s visited during his stand-up
    routines.
    GQ noted that one of Seinfeld’s earliest bits included the line,
    “Where in
    the world do you get your balls to call a breakfast cereal ‘LIFE?’”

    The outlet also noted that Seinfeld and David were in a supermarket

    discussing breakfast cereal when they came up with the idea for the
    TV sitcom
    “Seinfeld,” arguably one of the most successful shows of all time.
    “[Cereal
    is] what we were discussing in that grocery store, when I said,
    ‘This is the
    show,’” Seinfeld said.

    “Unfrosted” is an amalgamation of fact and fiction, with facts
    being
    presented alongside exaggerations for maximum comedic effect. When
    asked by
    Eater why he thought the invention of Pop-Tarts was funny enough to
    make a
    movie about, Seinfeld replied by saying it was just a gut feeling.

    “I sometimes can’t explain why something is funny. But I just know
    that that
    is a funny thing,” he told the outlet. “It had to do with the name.
    It had to
    do with giving kids the power to make something with heat. Most
    kids when I
    was little never did anything like that — only adults handle things
    that had
    to do with heat — so it was an exciting new world to use a toaster.
    As a kid,
    you felt like you were cooking when you made Pop-Tarts.”

    “I don’t think there’s anything as funny in the entire [1960s] —
    certainly in
    the food world — as the Pop-Tart,” the comedian continued. “It was
    such a
    surprise when it came out. It had nothing to do with anything else.
    There’s
    different cookies. There’s different candies. There’s nothing
    really that
    surprising in the candy world. But in the breakfast world, this was
    a total
    shock when they made this.”

    He said even concocting the movie felt like a joke at first, until
    it became
    something real. Seinfeld compared the race to make a marketable
    breakfast
    pastry to the space race.

    “[Writer] Andy Robin said, ‘It’s like The Right Stuff,’ with these
    two
    companies competing to get to the moon first — the Pop-Tart moon,”
    Seinfeld
    added.

    The longtime sitcom star said he took a similar approach to
    “Unfrosted” as he
    did to writing “Seinfeld” scripts, opting to always select whatever
    was
    “funniest” rather than going for historical accuracy. The Pop-Tart
    movie
    isn’t meant to be a documentary, but is rather a comedy filled with
    nuggets
    of truth.

    While speaking with GQ, Seinfeld also said stand-up is still
    popular while
    other expressions of entertainment suffer because it’s real. He
    said in an
    era when people crave authenticity, comedy can still thrive because
    it’s too
    hard to fake.

    “I’ve done enough stuff that I have my own thing, which is more
    valuable than
    it’s ever been,” the comedian told the outlet. “Stand-up is like
    you’re a
    cabinetmaker, and everybody needs a guy who’s good with wood. …
    There’s trees
    everywhere, but to make a nice table, it’s not so easy. So, the
    metaphor is
    that if you have good craft and craftsmanship, you’re kind of
    impervious to
    the whims of the industry.”

    “Audiences are now flocking to stand-up because it’s something you
    can’t
    fake,” he added. “It’s like platform diving. You could say you’re a
    platform
    diver, but in two seconds we can see if you are or you aren’t.
    That’s what
    people like about stand-up. They can trust it. Everything else is
    fake.”

    https://youtu.be/2lqRPUhPfho

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    Let's go Brandon!

    As a person being on this planet for a
    while he has real knowledge. However guy is an idiot or a liar.

    1. Nobody is going to the movies because people went into areas of
    studies ( whatever major ) , and literally have no guiding light at
    all. Just discrimination. Not making the big bucks, imagine being in
    college for over ten years and still not having your associates.

    2. Parents go against there own children. Parents who are starting
    fourth or fifth families. As time marches on the truth becomes real.
    "Your not a loser, your bread-winner does not care, and your
    alone". SO people still struggle towards their goals. Imagine
    growing up being verbally abused, physically abused, till the point
    where the idea of being a school shooter is more then acceptable. That
    is the world were we are living in. Where the worlds worst dad
    literally says ( After the shooting of course ) if I could kill him
    myself I would have done it. Like my fathers cousin son who robbed out
    my grandmothers mothers house. Or my little cousin who father sent him
    back to his mom once he stop performing well in school. THESE FATHERS
    JUST GIVE UP, AND START ANOTHER FAMILY. Too many of these losers
    thinks some daughter young enough to be there grand daughter will
    actually love them, and be a better wife. Where many mothers ( from
    the 80's ) who stopped-out of college literally was pushed into the
    idea of being a home-maker or home-educator, while their husbands
    committed adultery, was physically and verbally abusive towards them.
    Then when COVID hits these wanna-be-Archie-Bunkers come visit while
    they have Covids. Mothers eat themselves a grave, with there only joy
    being food from a job where they are put into harms way 24/7. The only
    real news from dad is "my child support", or "son your
    done with college my child support'..

    3. No happy families = no movie watchers. No people who have been
    shown good things, or given options in life.

    4. Computer programs, Videos, Books, magazines, are all on the
    internet for free in some format or another. There are literally
    websites you could browse and stuff online, without downloading, as
    with books all for free.

    5. Yes people are going out more often. Children of foot-ball games
    have been having more concussions because there are more players on
    the field.

    6. He is a man with his money beyond his years. I mean his show is not
    even his show. His show is based off stories of various men, in
    conjunction with his stand-up, which audience are literally Jews. Jews
    being people who are born into Jewish families but do not practice
    Judaism. People who are Jews by blood, Christians, Americanized or
    not. That is his generation and the older generation from his scripts
    ( which he did not make himself ). By that logic Seinfeld is literally
    110 years old or even older then that. Might as well rewrite the show
    via these people.
    His show was a look into the life of Jews ( practicing or not ) from a
    point of view of basic soft bodied people, who are clearly and
    obviously white ( European ). When you watch his material you barely
    understand anything unless you knew exactly, who's point of view you
    was talking from. That is his relate-ability. Beyond that it is
    boring.
    The only good part of his show are the girls on the show. It is like
    "Married With Children" or "Family Guy". Just give
    me the P$#$@y jokes. You sit twenty minutes to watch producer actors
    with wrinkle faces, and then comes a P$#$@y joke. That is it. That
    aside all the lame characters, and pugly actors. Just like
    "Monk" in the later first season and second season.

    7. People come to his shows to see him in person. Not to laugh at this
    comedy sketches and setups to $#$@$ stuff.
    Give me more Titus please, bring back Titus.

    8. People on Youtube who have no middle-school education are way more
    funnier then him.


    This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=664400833#664400833

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