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  • Oh my, the eclipse heralds the Coming 2.0?

    From Gronk@21:1/5 to All on Fri Apr 5 22:44:26 2024
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    https://relevantmagazine.com/current/buzzworthy/rapture-watch-why-some-christians-think-the-solar-eclipse-will-actually-be-the-second-coming-of-christ/

    As millions of Americans are preparing to
    see Monday’s rare total solar eclipse,
    some Christians are gearing up for the
    rapture.

    That’s right, while everyone else is
    looking to the sun, others are thinking
    about The Son. (You might want to put on
    your tin foil hat for this one.)

    It all began with an image that points to
    southern Illinois as the spot where the
    next eclipse is going to intersect with
    the path of the 2017 North American
    eclipse.

    From this image, two theories have been
    birthed. First off, there’s this idea
    that these eclipses are seven years
    apart, and if you know anything about
    biblical symbolism, you know seven is a
    holy number that symbolizes completeness.
    Secondly, when you map out these eclipse
    paths, they resemble a cross.

    So, naturally, some Christians are seeing
    this as a major sign.

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  • From alkanamana@21:1/5 to Gronk on Sat Apr 6 15:55:50 2024
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    On Fri, 5 Apr 2024 22:44:26 -0600
    Gronk <invalide@invalid.invalid> wrote:

    So, naturally, some Christians are seeing
    this as a major sign.

    Try not to let it peeve you, Lucifer.

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  • From Paul Szypula@21:1/5 to All on Sun Apr 7 14:22:40 2024
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    https://relevantmagazine.com/current/buzzworthy/rapture-watch-why-some-chr >istians-think-the-solar-eclipse-will-actually-be-the-second-coming-of-chri >st/

    As millions of Americans are preparing to
    see Mondayƒ Ts rare total solar eclipse,
    some Christians are gearing up for the
    rapture.

    Thatƒ Ts right, while everyone else is
    looking to the sun, others are thinking
    about The Son. (You might want to put on
    your tin foil hat for this one.)

    It all began with an image that points to
    southern Illinois as the spot where the
    next eclipse is going to intersect with
    the path of the 2017 North American
    eclipse.

    From this image, two theories have been
    birthed. First off, thereƒ Ts this idea
    that these eclipses are seven years
    apart, and if you know anything about
    biblical symbolism, you know seven is a
    holy number that symbolizes completeness.
    Secondly, when you map out these eclipse
    paths, they resemble a cross.

    So, naturally, some Christians are seeing
    this as a major sign.

    I had words with God yesterday and he said don't bother worrying, the
    Rapture happened in 1756 and everybody since has missed the boat.

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  • From Rich@21:1/5 to All on Wed Apr 10 01:02:32 2024
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    https://relevantmagazine.com/current/buzzworthy/rapture-watch-why-some-chr >istians-think-the-solar-eclipse-will-actually-be-the-second-coming-of-chri >st/

    As millions of Americans are preparing to
    see Monday’s rare total solar eclipse,
    some Christians are gearing up for the
    rapture.

    That’s right, while everyone else is
    looking to the sun, others are thinking
    about The Son. (You might want to put on
    your tin foil hat for this one.)

    It all began with an image that points to
    southern Illinois as the spot where the
    next eclipse is going to intersect with
    the path of the 2017 North American
    eclipse.

    From this image, two theories have been
    birthed. First off, there’s this idea
    that these eclipses are seven years
    apart, and if you know anything about
    biblical symbolism, you know seven is a
    holy number that symbolizes completeness.
    Secondly, when you map out these eclipse
    paths, they resemble a cross.

    So, naturally, some Christians are seeing
    this as a major sign.


    The eclipse hearlds the mass genocide of all Christian fundys by God.

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