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    From Jimmy Anderson@1:116/18 to George Pope on Fri Mar 26 10:54:00 2021
    George Pope wrote to Daryl Stout <=-

    Q: Why do huysbands typically die before wives?
    A: They WANT TO!

    Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
    A: It's WORTH it!

    Jokes, of course, hopefully. . . *checks behind* *sneaks away from computer*

    LOL

    Heard this last night... Two guys were talking and one was complaining
    about his wife always on his case about something. Other guy said
    his first wife was like that, till she died from poison mushrooms.

    Other guy said "I thought she drowned in the bathtub?"

    "No - that was the second wife - she wouldn't eat the mushrooms..."



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  • From George Pope@1:153/757.2 to Jimmy Anderson on Sun Mar 28 07:02:08 2021
    Heard this last night... Two guys were talking and one was complaining
    about his wife always on his case about something. Other guy said
    his first wife was like that, till she died from poison mushrooms.

    Other guy said "I thought she drowned in the bathtub?"

    "No - that was the second wife - she wouldn't eat the mushrooms..."

    When somebody is murdered, the police's first suspect is often the spouse.

    That's all you need to know about marriage.

    Your friend,

    <+]:{)}
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Jimmy Anderson on Tue Mar 30 14:34:00 2021
    Jimmy,


    Heard this last night... Two guys were talking and one was complaining about his wife always on his case about something. Other guy said
    his first wife was like that, till she died from poison mushrooms.

    Other guy said "I thought she drowned in the bathtub?"

    "No - that was the second wife - she wouldn't eat the mushrooms..."

    We don't need to give folks ideas. :P

    Besides, I thought a mushroom was where the infants were fed...or where
    the frogs sat on their toad stools. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Craig Dooley@1:123/126 to Daryl Stout on Tue Mar 30 21:28:59 2021
    BY: Daryl Stout(1:19/33)


    "No - that was the second wife - she wouldn't eat the mushrooms..."

    We don't need to give folks ideas. :P

    I told my wife this joke the other night, after reading it here.

    Then a little while later, brought out the supper I cooked...which had mushrooms.

    The look on her face was priceless!

    -Craig

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Craig Dooley on Wed Mar 31 14:12:00 2021
    Craig,

    I told my wife this joke the other night, after reading it here.

    Then a little while later, brought out the supper I cooked...which had mushrooms.

    The look on her face was priceless!

    But, did you spend the night in the doghouse, and let Fido sleep in your bed?? <G>

    That's from the meme, where this guy is out in the backyard in his
    night clothes, holding a pillow. His wife is glaring at him out of the
    bedroom window.

    The guy is standing in front of this desk, that has office supplies
    (adding machine, computer, paper, etc.) on it. At the desk in a chair,
    wearing spectacles, is the dog...and all of this is in front of the
    doghouse!!

    The dog asks the man "Good evening, sir!! Will you be our guest for
    just one night only?? Or, will this be your usual extended stay??" <G>.

    Daryl

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  • From Jimmy Anderson@1:116/18 to Craig Dooley on Thu Apr 1 21:07:00 2021
    Craig Dooley wrote to Daryl Stout <=-

    BY: Daryl Stout(1:19/33)

    "No - that was the second wife - she wouldn't eat the mushrooms..."

    We don't need to give folks ideas. :P

    I told my wife this joke the other night, after reading it here.

    Then a little while later, brought out the supper I cooked...which had mushrooms.

    The look on her face was priceless!

    Oh that's great!!!




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