Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law

With associates of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Don't forget they also have a whole complement of other staff...

Document Destruction Specialists ........ Douse and Burnham
Accounts Payable Administrator........... Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office ... Dasha Checkhov
Accounts Receivable Clerk, Mumbai........ Vishnu Payup
Airline Seat Tester ..................... Wilma Butfit
Alaskan Prenuptial Advisor .............. Rush Inuit
Alignment Inspector ..................... Lou Sequsi
Alternative Fuel Consultant ............. Amanda Livering Cole
Anger Management Coach .................. Kristen Hollerd
Anger Management Consultant ............. Joanne Slowburner
Animal Control Officer .................. Turner Luce
Appalacian Chef ......................... Everett Possum
Appeals Specialist ...................... Bud Uronner
Appetizer Coordinator ................... Barabara Ganush
Appointment Secretary ................... Stu Earley
Appointment Secretary II ................ Amadeus O. Early
Arbitration Expert ...................... Viola Fuss
Asphault Contractor ..................... Luciano Pavearoadi
Assertiveness Coach ..................... Lois steem
Asst. Customer Care Email Coordinator ... Kurt Reply
Asst. Director of Female Moral Suppt .... Hugo Gurll
Asst. Ground Transportation Coordinator . Lisa Carr
Back Seat driver ........................ Mischa Turnov
Bad Joke Interpreter .................... Nadia Geddit
Biblical Scholar ........................ Vera Lee Isay
Bob Dylan Scholar ....................... I. Shelby Relesed
Bolt Tightener .......................... Tilda Plierslip
Brethalyzer Administrator ............... Eureka Garlic
British Doorman ......................... Isaiah Olchap
Brother in the Military ................. Major Payne-Diaz
Russian Chauffeur ................. Pikup Andropov
Automobile Brake Technician ....... Schlomo Quigley
Bunji Jumping Instructor .......... Hugo First
Broadcast Program Director ........ Philip Airtime
Cabinet Maker ..................... L. Ron Cupborad
Coffee Additicion Therapist ....... Bruno Moore
Car Stereo INstaller .............. Carlos Antenna
Bar Bouncer ....................... Euripides Ibreakyaface
Ice Rink Manager .................. Sam Boney
Lubrication Specialist ............ Alan Greasepan
Math Consultant ................... Horatio Algebra
Phsyics Consultant ................ Victor Analyss
Unemployment Specialist............ Art Majors
Chief Tire Repair Technician....... Yessir Itsaflat
Plus Size Clothing Designer ....... Hugh Jass
High School Graduation Speaker .... Gladys Overwith
Presidential Correspondant ........ George Stayontopothis
Conductor of Orchestra............. Phillip Harmmonic
Complain Line Operator ............ Savyer Breth
Copyright Attorney ................ Pat Pending
Chief Defense Attorney ............ Justin Volk the 5th
Russian Chauffeur ................. Pikup Andropov
Automobile Brake Technician ....... Schlomo Quigley
Bunji Jumping Instructor .......... Hugo First
Broadcast Program Director ........ Philip Airtime
Cabinet Maker ..................... L. Ron Cupborad
Coffee Additicion Therapist ....... Bruno Moore
Car Stereo INstaller .............. Carlos Antenna
Bar Bouncer ....................... Euripides Ibreakyaface
Ice Rink Manager .................. Sam Boney
Lubrication Specialist ............ Alan Greasepan
Math Consultant ................... Horatio Algebra
Phsyics Consultant ................ Victor Analyss
Unemployment Specialist............ Art Majors
Chief Tire Repair Technician....... Yessir Itsaflat
Plus Size Clothing Designer ....... Hugh Jass
High School Graduation Speaker .... Gladys Overwith
Presidential Correspondant ........ George Stayontopothis
Conductor of Orchestra............. Phillip Harmmonic
Complain Line Operator ............ Savyer Breth
Copyright Attorney ................ Pat Pending
Chief Defense Attorney ............ Justin Volk the 5th
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Daryl Stout wrote to All <=-

Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law

With associates of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

It's a little known fact that some of the people in these law firms got together to write a book.

It's called "Race to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit. Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Edited by Doris Locked.


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It's called "Race to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit. Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Edited by Doris Locked.

:D

Mike


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Ron,

Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law

With associates of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

It's a little known fact that some of the people in these law firms got together to write a book.

It's called "Race to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit. Illustrated by
Betty Wont. Edited by Doris Locked.

It's on the bust smeller list. <G>

Daryl

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Mike,

It's called "Race to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit. Illustrated by Betty Wont.

Edited by Doris Locked.

:D

Been there, done that. :P

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Why would they have vodka and orange juice in their pockets?? :P

I remember a joke from the Russian comedian, Yakov Smirnoff. He
emigrated to the United States, and became a naturalized citizen.
He was doing a G-rated show in Branson, Missouri, and it was a riot.
A couple of his deals included:

1) Upon being given trouble by a customer at a bar that wanted a
screwdriver (vodka and orange juice), he added milk of magnesia to
it...so you had a Phillips Screwdriver.

2) The sign in the bathroom "Baby Changing Table"...he asks "you
get to change the baby for something else??".

After both (while the audience is roaring in laughter), he says
"I'll bet you never looked at it that way!!" <BG>.

Daryl

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1) Upon being given trouble by a customer at a bar that wanted a
screwdriver (vodka and orange juice), he added milk of magnesia to
it...so you had a Phillips Screwdriver.

There is one I'd not thought of ordering. :)

Mike


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Mike,

1) Upon being given trouble by a customer at a bar that wanted a
screwdriver (vodka and orange juice), he added milk of magnesia to
it...so you had a Phillips Screwdriver.

There is one I'd not thought of ordering. :)

As Yakoff Smirnoff noted "I'll bet you never look at it that way". <G>
Before my wife died 13 1/2 years ago, we watched a video from one of
his shows in Branson, and it was absolutely hilarious.

Daryl

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Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law

With associates of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Don't forget they also have a whole complement of other staff...

Document Destruction Specialists ........ Douse and Burnham
Accounts Payable Administrator........... Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office ... Dasha Checkhov
Accounts Receivable Clerk, Mumbai........ Vishnu Payup
Airline Seat Tester ..................... Wilma Butfit
Alaskan Prenuptial Advisor .............. Rush Inuit
Alignment Inspector ..................... Lou Sequsi
Alternative Fuel Consultant ............. Amanda Livering Cole
Anger Management Coach .................. Kristen Hollerd
Anger Management Consultant ............. Joanne Slowburner
Animal Control Officer .................. Turner Luce
Appalacian Chef ......................... Everett Possum
Appeals Specialist ...................... Bud Uronner
Appetizer Coordinator ................... Barabara Ganush
Appointment Secretary ................... Stu Earley
Appointment Secretary II ................ Amadeus O. Early
Arbitration Expert ...................... Viola Fuss
Asphault Contractor ..................... Luciano Pavearoadi
Assertiveness Coach ..................... Lois steem
Asst. Customer Care Email Coordinator ... Kurt Reply
Asst. Director of Female Moral Suppt .... Hugo Gurll
Asst. Ground Transportation Coordinator . Lisa Carr
Back Seat driver ........................ Mischa Turnov
Bad Joke Interpreter .................... Nadia Geddit
Biblical Scholar ........................ Vera Lee Isay
Bob Dylan Scholar ....................... I. Shelby Relesed
Bolt Tightener .......................... Tilda Plierslip
Brethalyzer Administrator ............... Eureka Garlic
British Doorman ......................... Isaiah Olchap
Brother in the Military ................. Major Payne-Diaz
Russian Chauffeur ................. Pikup Andropov
Automobile Brake Technician ....... Schlomo Quigley
Bunji Jumping Instructor .......... Hugo First
Broadcast Program Director ........ Philip Airtime
Cabinet Maker ..................... L. Ron Cupborad
Coffee Additicion Therapist ....... Bruno Moore
Car Stereo INstaller .............. Carlos Antenna
Bar Bouncer ....................... Euripides Ibreakyaface
Ice Rink Manager .................. Sam Boney
Lubrication Specialist ............ Alan Greasepan
Math Consultant ................... Horatio Algebra
Phsyics Consultant ................ Victor Analyss
Unemployment Specialist............ Art Majors
Chief Tire Repair Technician....... Yessir Itsaflat
Plus Size Clothing Designer ....... Hugh Jass
High School Graduation Speaker .... Gladys Overwith
Presidential Correspondant ........ George Stayontopothis
Conductor of Orchestra............. Phillip Harmmonic
Complain Line Operator ............ Savyer Breth
Copyright Attorney ................ Pat Pending
Chief Defense Attorney ............ Justin Volk the 5th
Russian Chauffeur ................. Pikup Andropov
Automobile Brake Technician ....... Schlomo Quigley
Bunji Jumping Instructor .......... Hugo First
Broadcast Program Director ........ Philip Airtime
Cabinet Maker ..................... L. Ron Cupborad
Coffee Additicion Therapist ....... Bruno Moore
Car Stereo INstaller .............. Carlos Antenna
Bar Bouncer ....................... Euripides Ibreakyaface
Ice Rink Manager .................. Sam Boney
Lubrication Specialist ............ Alan Greasepan
Math Consultant ................... Horatio Algebra
Phsyics Consultant ................ Victor Analyss
Unemployment Specialist............ Art Majors
Chief Tire Repair Technician....... Yessir Itsaflat
Plus Size Clothing Designer ....... Hugh Jass
High School Graduation Speaker .... Gladys Overwith
Presidential Correspondant ........ George Stayontopothis
Conductor of Orchestra............. Phillip Harmmonic
Complain Line Operator ............ Savyer Breth
Copyright Attorney ................ Pat Pending
Chief Defense Attorney ............ Justin Volk the 5th
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Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law

With associates of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Don't forget they also have a whole complement of other staff...

[ excellent list deleted for brevityy in reply]

You missed their divorce law department:
Ditcher, Quick, & Hyde

& their companionship procurement gents at:
Screwem, Goode, & Hart

Your friend,

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George,

Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law

With associates of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Don't forget they also have a whole complement of other staff...

[ excellent list deleted for brevityy in reply]

You missed their divorce law department:
Ditcher, Quick, & Hyde

& their companionship procurement gents at:
Screwem, Goode, & Hart

I doubt that they have an A+ mark from the Better Business Bureau. :P

Daryl

... To err is human, to do nothing, benign.
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George,

Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law

With associates of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Don't forget they also have a whole complement of other staff...

[ excellent list deleted for brevityy in reply]

You missed their divorce law department:
Ditcher, Quick, & Hyde

& their companionship procurement gents at:
Screwem, Goode, & Hart

I doubt that they have an A+ mark from the Better Business Bureau. :P

Oh, but they do -- they sued the BBB over their original low rating!

My 5-year-old niece is a little shit.
We were celebrating my other niece's 2nd birthday, when my 5-year-old niece comes up to me and says, "Hey Uncle, wanna play a game?"

"Sure. What game?"

"You pick a letter and I say three words that start with that letter."

Since it was her sister's birthday, I picked "B", assuming that she’ll
probably say "Birthday".

She was like, "Okay… B... B... BB..."

I sat there for a second in a moment of defeat...

"Yes. Those are all words."

You little shit.
[Be, Bee, & BB]

Your friend,

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George,

I doubt that they have an A+ mark from the Better Business Bureau. :P

Oh, but they do -- they sued the BBB over their original low rating!

They likely bought the lawyers and judges out.

My 5-year-old niece is a little shit.
We were celebrating my other niece's 2nd birthday, when my 5-year-old niece comes up to me and says, "Hey Uncle, wanna play a game?"

"Sure. What game?"

"You pick a letter and I say three words that start with that letter."

Since it was her sister's birthday, I picked "B", assuming that she’ll probably say "Birthday".

She was like, "Okay… B... B... BB..."

I sat there for a second in a moment of defeat...

"Yes. Those are all words."

You little shit.
[Be, Bee, & BB]

Or with the B.C. comic strip. This bird is on the back of a turtle, and
asks "What has 4 legs, a tail, and surrenders??". The turtle says "I give
up".

To which, the bird looks at him, and grins like the cheshire cat that just swallowed the canary, and the turtle screams "Oh, for crying out loud!!" <G>

Daryl

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George,

I doubt that they have an A+ mark from the Better Business Bureau. :P

Oh, but they do -- they sued the BBB over their original low rating!

They likely bought the lawyers and judges out.

Judges seem venal these days, probably bought em off with a copy of Windows
95 each. . .

> Or with the B.C. comic strip. This bird is on the back of a turtle, and

asks "What has 4 legs, a tail, and surrenders??". The turtle says "I give up".

To which, the bird looks at him, and grins like the cheshire cat that

just

swallowed the canary, and the turtle screams "Oh, for crying out loud!!"

I miss that strip -- good quality stuff. . .

Q: What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?
A: A slowpoke!

Q: What happens to a turtle after it dies?
A: It goes into riga-tortoise

Q: What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?
A: A slow cooker.

Customer: Do you have any books on turtles?
Store owner: Hard cover?
Customer: Yes, with little heads

Q: What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?
A: A cowabungalow

I haven’t been able find my pet turtle for the past few months
Turns out he’s just been sheltering in place.

Q: Why did the turtle go to T-mobile?
A: Because he couldn't sprint

Ok, on that note. . .

Your friend,

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Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law

With associates of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Don't forget they also have a whole complement of other staff...

Document Destruction Specialists ........ Douse and Burnham
Accounts Payable Administrator........... Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office ... Dasha Checkhov
Accounts Receivable Clerk, Mumbai........ Vishnu Payup
Airline Seat Tester ..................... Wilma Butfit
Alaskan Prenuptial Advisor .............. Rush Inuit
Alignment Inspector ..................... Lou Sequsi
Alternative Fuel Consultant ............. Amanda Livering Cole
Anger Management Coach .................. Kristen Hollerd
Anger Management Consultant ............. Joanne Slowburner
Animal Control Officer .................. Turner Luce
Appalacian Chef ......................... Everett Possum
Appeals Specialist ...................... Bud Uronner
Appetizer Coordinator ................... Barabara Ganush
Appointment Secretary ................... Stu Earley
Appointment Secretary II ................ Amadeus O. Early
Arbitration Expert ...................... Viola Fuss
Asphault Contractor ..................... Luciano Pavearoadi
Assertiveness Coach ..................... Lois steem
Asst. Customer Care Email Coordinator ... Kurt Reply
Asst. Director of Female Moral Suppt .... Hugo Gurll
Asst. Ground Transportation Coordinator . Lisa Carr
Back Seat driver ........................ Mischa Turnov
Bad Joke Interpreter .................... Nadia Geddit
Biblical Scholar ........................ Vera Lee Isay
Bob Dylan Scholar ....................... I. Shelby Relesed
Bolt Tightener .......................... Tilda Plierslip
Brethalyzer Administrator ............... Eureka Garlic
British Doorman ......................... Isaiah Olchap
Brother in the Military ................. Major Payne-Diaz
Russian Chauffeur ................. Pikup Andropov
Automobile Brake Technician ....... Schlomo Quigley
Bunji Jumping Instructor .......... Hugo First
Broadcast Program Director ........ Philip Airtime
Cabinet Maker ..................... L. Ron Cupborad
Coffee Additicion Therapist ....... Bruno Moore
Car Stereo INstaller .............. Carlos Antenna
Bar Bouncer ....................... Euripides Ibreakyaface
Ice Rink Manager .................. Sam Boney
Lubrication Specialist ............ Alan Greasepan
Math Consultant ................... Horatio Algebra
Phsyics Consultant ................ Victor Analyss
Unemployment Specialist............ Art Majors
Chief Tire Repair Technician....... Yessir Itsaflat
Plus Size Clothing Designer ....... Hugh Jass
High School Graduation Speaker .... Gladys Overwith
Presidential Correspondant ........ George Stayontopothis
Conductor of Orchestra............. Phillip Harmmonic
Complain Line Operator ............ Savyer Breth
Copyright Attorney ................ Pat Pending
Chief Defense Attorney ............ Justin Volk the 5th
Russian Chauffeur ................. Pikup Andropov
Automobile Brake Technician ....... Schlomo Quigley
Bunji Jumping Instructor .......... Hugo First
Broadcast Program Director ........ Philip Airtime
Cabinet Maker ..................... L. Ron Cupborad
Coffee Additicion Therapist ....... Bruno Moore
Car Stereo INstaller .............. Carlos Antenna
Bar Bouncer ....................... Euripides Ibreakyaface
Ice Rink Manager .................. Sam Boney
Lubrication Specialist ............ Alan Greasepan
Math Consultant ................... Horatio Algebra
Phsyics Consultant ................ Victor Analyss
Unemployment Specialist............ Art Majors
Chief Tire Repair Technician....... Yessir Itsaflat
Plus Size Clothing Designer ....... Hugh Jass
High School Graduation Speaker .... Gladys Overwith
Presidential Correspondant ........ George Stayontopothis
Conductor of Orchestra............. Phillip Harmmonic
Complain Line Operator ............ Savyer Breth
Copyright Attorney ................ Pat Pending
Chief Defense Attorney ............ Justin Volk the 5th
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