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  • Barbecued is Best

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Wed Sep 4 02:53:29 2019
    Hello Everybody,

    In defense of our friend Ward Dossche, Facebook really should
    be more forgiving to those who are not vegetarians. Especially
    those who love fresh game, such as raccoon.

    Unfortunately, few people know how to properly prepare and cook
    raccoon. Which is a shame, as they miss out on one of nature's
    finest treasures. However, I have found the secret as to how to
    do this, so that Facebook will have no excuse but to lift its
    banishment of Ward Dossche from its little corner of cyberspace.

    According to those in the know, barbecued is best -

    https://bertc.com/subfive/recipes/barberacc.htm


    Barbecued Raccoon

    1 Raccoon
    1 bn Celery
    3 cl Garlic; chopped
    2 lg Red onions; quartered
    1 lg Apple; quartered
    3 Hot red peppers
    1 c Vinegar
    3 tb Salt

    BE SURE LYMPH GLANDS OF RACCOON ARE REMOVED!!! Have someone who is
    experienced remove the glands as well as the skin. Pull celery apart
    and wash. Place all ingredients in pot with enough water to cover
    raccoon. Bring to slow boil and cook until tender or until fork goes
    in easily, about 1-2 hours depending upon size of raccoon. Remove meat
    from pot, cut off front and back legs; cut remainder into four pieces.
    Place on rack, brush with your favorite barbecue sauce. Place in 400
    deg. oven; turn and baste frequently with barbecue sauce until a golden
    brown, 45 minutes to 1 hour. Serves 6.

    Collected by Bert Christensen
    Toronto, Ontario

    --Lee

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  • From Mick Manning@1:249/307 to Lee Lofaso on Tue Sep 3 21:29:47 2019
    On 04 Sep 2019, Lee Lofaso said the following...

    raccoon. Bring to slow boil and cook until tender or until fork goes
    in easily, about 1-2 hours depending upon size of raccoon. Remove meat from pot, cut off front and back legs; cut remainder into four pieces. Place on rack, brush with your favorite barbecue sauce. Place in 400

    Yummmmm.... Have you ever tried Chipmunk on a stick? Delicious!

    Alvin. ah ah ah I mean Mick Manning

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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Lee Lofaso on Wed Sep 4 07:54:46 2019

    In defense of our friend Ward Dossche, Facebook really should
    be more forgiving to those who are not vegetarians. Especially
    those who love fresh game, such as raccoon.

    I just killed a spider ... does Mark Zuckerberg like spiders?

    \%/@rd

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  • From alexander koryagin@2:5020/2140.2 to Ward Dossche on Wed Sep 4 17:25:52 2019
    Hi, Ward Dossche!
    I read your message from 04.09.2019 06:54

    LL>> In defense of our friend Ward Dossche, Facebook really
    LL>> should be more forgiving to those who are not vegetarians.
    LL>> Especially those who love fresh game, such as raccoon.
    WD>
    WD> I just killed a spider ... does Mark Zuckerberg like spiders?

    It seems I read somewhere that Trump approved poison gas bombs against raccoons?


    Bye, Ward!
    Alexander Koryagin
    fido7.fidonews 2019

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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to alexander koryagin on Wed Sep 4 13:04:01 2019
    Re: Re: Barbecued is Best
    By: alexander koryagin to Ward Dossche on Wed Sep 04 2019 05:25 pm

    It seems I read somewhere that Trump approved poison gas bombs against raccoons?

    It depends. Is there oil in the ground under the raccoons?

    "Raccoon" is a weird word to type.
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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Mick Manning on Thu Sep 5 13:50:02 2019
    Hello Mick,

    raccoon. Bring to slow boil and cook until tender or until fork goes
    in easily, about 1-2 hours depending upon size of raccoon. Remove meat
    from pot, cut off front and back legs; cut remainder into four pieces.
    Place on rack, brush with your favorite barbecue sauce. Place in 400

    Yummmmm.... Have you ever tried Chipmunk on a stick? Delicious!

    Chipmunks are for Girl Scouts. Cajuns have nutria.

    Alvin. ah ah ah I mean Mick Manning

    Chipmunks roasting on an open fire ...

    --Lee

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Ward Dossche on Thu Sep 5 13:50:14 2019
    Hello Ward,

    In defense of our friend Ward Dossche, Facebook really should
    be more forgiving to those who are not vegetarians. Especially
    those who love fresh game, such as raccoon.

    I just killed a spider ... does Mark Zuckerberg like spiders?

    Please! Drop the flyswatter! Insects are conscious!

    https://prime.peta.org/2017/05/drop-flyswatter-insects-conscious/


    You do realize insects feel pain. And when that pain is inflicted
    by giants that pain can really hurt. Rather than be a sadist it
    would be far better for you to act as rescuer. All it takes is a
    cup and a piece of paper. Once outside, the spider will be sure
    to thank you.

    Now. If only I can rescue those poor crabs who are boiled alive
    at crab boils. And crawfish who are boiled alive at crawfish boils.
    And lobsters who are boiled alive at lobster boils. Nah. I'll let
    the Yankees (or the Red Sox) save the lobsters ...

    --Lee

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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Lee Lofaso on Thu Sep 5 14:20:11 2019

    Now. If only I can rescue those poor crabs who are boiled alive
    at crab boils. And crawfish who are boiled alive at crawfish boils.
    And lobsters who are boiled alive at lobster boils. Nah. I'll let
    the Yankees (or the Red Sox) save the lobsters ...

    What? And ruin my surf 'n turf?

    \%/@rd

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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Lee Lofaso on Thu Sep 5 06:52:00 2019
    Lee Lofaso wrote to Ward Dossche <=-

    would be far better for you to act as rescuer. All it takes is a
    cup and a piece of paper. Once outside, the spider will be sure
    to thank you.

    As much as I'm surprised to say this, I Agree With Lee.

    I live with a family of arachnophobes, and I always say the spider you kill today could have been the one that ate the mosquito that gives you west nile virus tomorrow.

    I wonder why I don't get invited to parties much?




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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Kurt Weiske on Thu Sep 5 18:15:16 2019

    I live with a family of arachnophobes, and I always say the spider you
    kill
    today could have been the one that ate the mosquito that gives you west nile virus tomorrow.

    I always say: when you have spiders that means there's a foodsource for them. It probably means they're killing and eating something else.

    \%/@rd

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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Lee Lofaso on Fri Sep 6 11:56:26 2019
    On 5/09/2019 21:50, Lee Lofaso -> Mick Manning wrote:

    Yummmmm.... Have you ever tried Chipmunk on a stick? Delicious!

    Chipmunks are for Girl Scouts. Cajuns have nutria.

    Is a nutria the same thing as a capybara?

    I saw capybara in South America - you would need a stout stick to cook one of those.

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    David

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  • From mark lewis@1:3634/12 to David Drummond on Thu Sep 5 22:32:27 2019
    Re: Barbecued is Best
    By: David Drummond to Lee Lofaso on Fri Sep 06 2019 11:56:26

    Is a nutria the same thing as a capybara?

    nutria is more like a muskrat or possibly beaver than a capybara, i think...


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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Kurt Weiske on Sat Sep 7 21:23:56 2019
    Hello Kurt,

    would be far better for you to act as rescuer. All it takes is a
    cup and a piece of paper. Once outside, the spider will be sure
    to thank you.

    As much as I'm surprised to say this, I Agree With Lee.

    I live with a family of arachnophobes, and I always say the spider you
    kill
    today could have been the one that ate the mosquito that gives you west
    nile
    virus tomorrow.

    I wonder why I don't get invited to parties much?

    Well, now that everybody knows you are the Spider*Man ...

    --Lee

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to David Drummond on Sat Sep 7 21:24:09 2019
    Hello David,

    Yummmmm.... Have you ever tried Chipmunk on a stick? Delicious!

    Chipmunks are for Girl Scouts. Cajuns have nutria.

    Is a nutria the same thing as a capybara?

    Similar, as both are rodents. However, capybara are larger,
    friendlier, and make good pets. Nutria are not quite as big,
    although adult nutria can reach between 20 and 50 pounds, are
    semiaquatic, usually friendly, but very destructive. Unless
    you own a farm and a lake, it is not recommended to keep a
    nutria as a pet. Although their orange teeth are kind of cute,
    being the same color as the hair of a certain US politician.

    I saw capybara in South America - you would need a stout stick to cook
    one
    of those.

    Nutria is good eating.

    This makes tailgating at football games fun. Cook up some nutria
    and serve to unsuspecting fans of the visiting team. Then after they
    have had a bite to eat, tell them what they ate.

    --Lee

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to mark lewis on Mon Sep 9 00:54:55 2019
    Hello mark,

    Is a nutria the same thing as a capybara?

    nutria is more like a muskrat or possibly beaver than a capybara, i
    think...

    I've never eaten muskrat, beaver or capybara.

    --Lee

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