Hello Everybody,

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his
dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.”
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon,
the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and
starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got
air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, which makes the
engineer a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the
telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in
hell?” Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling
what this engineer is going to come up with next.” God replies,
“What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.” Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.” God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”

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