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    From Shawn Highfield@1:229/452 to Anyone on Wed May 4 09:43:29 2022
    Such a big poop last night I can't shit this morning. Whole day is
    ruined.



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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Shawn Highfield on Thu May 5 10:19:25 2022
    On 04 May 22 09:43:29, Shawn Highfield said the following to Anyone:

    Such a big poop last night I can't shit this morning. Whole day is
    ruined.

    I have not had a normal shit in years. Always watery, runny, horrific.

    I like the toilet at this one job I work at - its an automatic that flushes by itself before I have a chance to stand up. Its the hungry-hungry-hippo that just can't wait...

    Atreyu

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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Shawn Highfield on Thu May 5 07:53:00 2022
    Shawn Highfield wrote to Anyone <=-

    Such a big poop last night I can't shit this morning. Whole day is ruined.

    "You ever take a dump made you feel like you slept twelve hours?"

    (Al Pacino as Ricky Roma in "Glengarry Glen Ross")




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  • From Shawn Highfield@1:229/452 to Atreyu on Thu May 5 12:43:09 2022
    I like the toilet at this one job I work at - its an automatic that
    flushes by
    itself before I have a chance to stand up. Its the hungry-hungry-hippo
    that
    just can't wait...

    Laugh. I've never dealt with those. Of course I stay away from the city
    as much as possible these days. ;)

    Shawn

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  • From The Donald@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Thu May 5 21:52:31 2022
    Such a big poop last night I can't shit this morning. Whole day is
    ruined.

    I have not had a normal shit in years.

    You should try a cardboard box and let loose ...

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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Kurt Weiske on Thu May 5 15:33:16 2022
    On 05 May 22 07:53:00, Kurt Weiske said the following to Shawn Highfield:

    Such a big poop last night I can't shit this morning. Whole day is ruined.

    "You ever take a dump made you feel like you slept twelve hours?"

    Ahh, great movie. One of the few if not only movie I could stand Alec
    Baldwin.

    Atreyu

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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Shawn Highfield on Thu May 5 15:34:20 2022
    On 05 May 22 12:43:09, Shawn Highfield said the following to Atreyu:

    Laugh. I've never dealt with those. Of course I stay away from the city as much as possible these days. ;)

    You aren't missing much, same insanity.

    Atreyu

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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to The Donald on Thu May 5 15:59:21 2022
    On 05 May 22 21:52:31, The Donald said the following to Atreyu:

    Such a big poop last night I can't shit this morning. Whole day is A>SH> ruined.

    I have not had a normal shit in years.

    You should try a cardboard box and let loose ...

    That doesn't solve the explosive liquid shits I constantly have.

    Atreyu

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  • From The Donald@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Thu May 5 22:28:12 2022
    I have not had a normal shit in years.

    You should try a cardboard box and let loose ...

    That doesn't solve the explosive liquid shits I constantly have.

    Save it up until Dec.31st, hang your butt over the balcony, yell "Happy NewYear" and use the 'quick release'

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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to The Donald on Thu May 5 17:20:01 2022
    On 05 May 22 22:28:12, The Donald said the following to Atreyu:

    That doesn't solve the explosive liquid shits I constantly have.

    Save it up until Dec.31st, hang your butt over the balcony, yell "Happy NewYear" and use the 'quick release'

    That Amber Heard chick took a dump in Depp's bed so anything's possible.

    Atreyu

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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Atreyu on Fri May 6 07:38:00 2022
    Atreyu wrote to The Donald <=-

    That doesn't solve the explosive liquid shits I constantly have.

    Do a search on YouTube for "Mickey Flanagan Delhi Belly" for a good shit-involved laugh.



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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Atreyu on Fri May 6 07:39:00 2022
    Atreyu wrote to The Donald <=-

    That Amber Heard chick took a dump in Depp's bed so anything's
    possible.

    A west coast Cleveland Steamer? Usually, you have to pay extra for
    that.



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