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  • Government campaign to promote masturbation among females in Australia

    From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to All on Fri Nov 5 13:03:56 2021
    Australia must be a wonderful country ... the text is in Dutch but Google is your friend

    https://tinyurl.com/masturbationinaustralia

    --- DB4 - Oct 12 2021
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854)
  • From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Fri Nov 5 10:00:39 2021
    On 05 Nov 2021, Erection Coordinator said the following...

    Australia must be a wonderful country ... the text is in Dutch but
    Google is your friend

    https://tinyurl.com/masturbationinaustralia

    English article:

    https://bit.ly/3qb1ATh

    "Queensland Health has caused a stir after encouraging the population to "give yourself a hand" - and embrace masturbation. In a new Facebook post, Queensland Health explains that "masturbation is a normal and healthy part of a person's sexual experience and a great way to discover what you are comfortable with."


    Government Link: https://www.health.qld.gov.au/news-events/news/give-yourself-a-hand-the-health- benefits-of-masturbation


    Jay

    ... I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth.

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 2021/10/25 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Northern Realms (1:229/664)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Jay Harris on Fri Nov 5 16:15:56 2021
    On 05 Nov 21 10:00:39, Jay Harris said the following to All:

    English article:

    You're posting with your real name. That goes against the highest masturbation order.

    Please make the necessary hand-adjustments and try again.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
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  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Erection Coordinator on Fri Nov 5 16:26:52 2021
    On 05 Nov 21 13:03:56, Erection Coordinator said the following to All:

    Australia must be a wonderful country ... the text is in Dutch but Google i your friend

    Australian porn is nothing more than Inter-Species-Erotica with sheep.

    But its better than the 2 hours of begging which is Belgian porn.

    Atreyu
    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to Atreyu on Fri Nov 5 17:38:48 2021
    On 05 Nov 2021, Atreyu said the following...

    You're posting with your real name. That goes against the highest masturbation order.

    Accidental exhibitionism!

    Please make the necessary hand-adjustments and try again.

    Switched to the left.


    Not Jay

    ... Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 2021/10/25 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Northern Realms (1:229/664)
  • From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Fri Nov 5 23:55:14 2021

    But its better than the 2 hours of begging which is Belgian porn.

    You need to differentiate between Belgian porn and Belgian foreplay. What you described is Belgian foreplay.

    Belgian porn is like what this couple did last week when entering a local church and having sex on the altar while posting selfies of them engaged in the act.

    \%/@rd

    --- DB4 - Oct 12 2021
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854)
  • From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to Jay Harris on Fri Nov 5 23:56:19 2021
    Please make the necessary hand-adjustments and try again.

    Switched to the left.

    I'm assuming you are a contortionist and you're talking about your left foot?

    --- DB4 - Oct 12 2021
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Erection Coordinator on Mon Nov 8 21:43:54 2021
    On 05 Nov 21 23:55:14, Erection Coordinator said the following to Atreyu:

    Belgian porn is like what this couple did last week when entering a local church and having sex on the altar while posting selfies of them engaged in the act.

    I......... have no response to this.

    Closer to God?

    Atreyu
    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Tue Nov 9 12:34:02 2021
    I......... have no response to this.

    Closer to God?

    The parish priest has sprayed holy water on the altar, said a prayer and absolved their sin ... so far it is unclear how many altar boys also laid on the altar at any one time.

    --- DB4 - Oct 12 2021
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854)
  • From Atreyu@1:229/426 to Erection Coordinator on Fri Nov 26 13:05:17 2021
    On 09 Nov 21 12:34:02, Erection Coordinator said the following to Atreyu:

    The parish priest has sprayed holy water on the altar, said a prayer and absolved their sin ... so far it is unclear how many altar boys also laid o the altar at any one time.

    I was an alter boy in the 80's at a local Catholic church...for 2 years... memorized the fucking mass, the whole nine yards.

    The priest was a fucking asshole (not "fucking assholes" to be clear)... eventually at the age of 12 I became disillusioned and stopped going to church altogether. This caused all sorts of arguments in the family at the time but I didn't care. "Don't swing the cross back and forth like a rock concert" was the last straw amongst other stupid shit I was being berated over by him.

    Atreyu

    --- Renegade vY2Ka2
    * Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)
  • From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to Atreyu on Fri Nov 26 22:11:50 2021
    The priest was a fucking asshole (not "fucking assholes" to be clear)...

    Was that caused by the hair on your arse and he didn't fancy that?

    "Don't swing the cross back and forth like a rock concert" was
    the last straw amongst other stupid shit I was being berated over by him.

    In my case it was because we switched the mass wine for Johnny Walker Red Label ... I swear, steam was coming out of his ears ... and his eye-balls popped out of their socket..

    --- DB4 - Oct 12 2021
    * Origin: I know places where no-one will find you (2:292/854)