As you're the leading expert, is it possible to get a blowjob from a vacuumcleaner?

As the saying goes: Hoover sucks, so ...

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On 02 Jun 22 17:41:48, Erection Coordinator said the following to Atreyu:

As you're the leading expert, is it possible to get a blowjob from a vacuumcleaner?

Not worth the effort. Better to find a woman who sucks like a Hoover than trying to get sucked off by an actual Hoover.

Atreyu

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As you're the leading expert, is it possible to get a blowjob from a A>EC> vacuumcleaner?

Not worth the effort. Better to find a woman who sucks like a Hoover than

trying to get sucked off by an actual Hoover.

Dam(n).

\%/@rd

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Atreyu wrote to Erection Coordinator <=-

As you're the leading expert, is it possible to get a blowjob from a vacuumcleaner?

Not worth the effort. Better to find a woman who sucks like a Hoover
than trying to get sucked off by an actual Hoover.

In Oshawa you can get a blow job from a toothless girl for an XL tim horton's double double.

Shawn

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*** Quoting Shawn Highfield from a message to Atreyu ***

In Oshawa you can get a blow job from a toothless girl for an XL tim horton's double double.

That begs the question, what could you get for an iced capp? Or do we want to know?


Jay

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On 03 Jun 22 09:27:10, Shawn Highfield said the following to Atreyu:

Not worth the effort. Better to find a woman who sucks like a Hoover than trying to get sucked off by an actual Hoover.

In Oshawa you can get a blow job from a toothless girl for an XL tim horton double double.

I don't want to catch dick warts...

Atreyu

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In Oshawa you can get a blow job from a toothless girl for an XL tim horton's double double.

How low can you stoop ...

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On 03 Jun 22 21:44:25, Erection Coordinator said the following to Shawn Highfie

In Oshawa you can get a blow job from a toothless girl for an XL tim horton's double double.

How low can you stoop ...

Did you not say once that a hole is a hole and a penis has no eyes?

Atreyu

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Jay Harris wrote to Shawn Highfield <=-

That begs the question, what could you get for an iced capp? Or do we want to know?

I don't think you want to know. I asked once and couldn't sleep for a
week.

Shawn

... If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

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Did you not say once that a hole is a hole and a penis has no eyes?

No.

I did say that once a collegue told me that a hole is a hole and a 'dick' has no eyes ...

It's different.

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Erection Coordinator wrote to Atreyu <=-

Did you not say once that a hole is a hole and a penis has no eyes?

No.

I did say that once a collegue told me that a hole is a hole and a
'dick' has no eyes ...

With all of this penis talk, y'all need to see season 3 of "The Boys" on Amazon Prime.

You'll know what I'm talking about when you see it.


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Kurt Weiske wrote to Erection Coordinator <=-

With all of this penis talk, y'all need to see season 3 of "The Boys"
on Amazon Prime.

I could swear that they actually just finished watching Super Sucker with Jeff Daniels.


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BY: Atreyu(1:229/426)

I don't want to catch dick warts...

or monkey pox


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I don't want to catch dick warts...

or monkey pox

Up your monkey ...

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