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    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to ED KOON on Tue Jan 22 02:03:00 2019
    Ed,

    I refuse to meow back. I am a cat. I meow when *I* want to, so there.

    Sort of like the photoshopped picture, where the cat is giving its EK>DS> owner "the bird". <G>

    Reminds me of the cartoon of the cat tryung to wake his master up, then whac
    him with a baseball bat.. Ouch!

    Or the cartoon where the owner has a button on the nightstand, and it activates a big spray bottle full of water on to the cat!!

    Daryl

    ===
    þ OLX 1.53 þ What you think of me is none of my business.
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to Daryl Stout on Thu Jan 24 10:12:14 2019
    I refuse to meow back. I am a cat. I meow when *I* want to, so there.

    Sort of like the photoshopped picture, where the cat is giving its
    owner "the bird". <G>

    Reminds me of the cartoon of the cat tryung to wake his master up, then whac
    him with a baseball bat.. Ouch!

    Or the cartoon where the owner has a button on the nightstand, and it activates a big spray bottle full of water on to the cat!!

    Ouch, you guys are so mean to little innocent kitties (ha <g>)

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-3
    * Origin: Prism bbs (1:261/38)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Sat Jan 26 13:28:00 2019
    Janis,

    I refuse to meow back. I am a cat. I meow when *I* want to, so ther

    Sort of like the photoshopped picture, where the cat is giving its JK>>> DS> owner "the bird". <G>

    Reminds me of the cartoon of the cat tryung to wake his master up, then JK>>> him with a baseball bat.. Ouch!

    Or the cartoon where the owner has a button on the nightstand, and it
    activates a big spray bottle full of water on to the cat!!

    Ouch, you guys are so mean to little innocent kitties (ha <g>)

    I'd be laid back in a reclining chair, with my shirt off, and the cat
    came up on my chest to see me. Well, it detected the hair on my chest
    (what is there), and promptly started kneading on my bare chest, as if
    to try and build a nest!! :P

    My Mom would be eating out of a container of cottage cheese, and the
    cat would get on her lap, and look at her, as if to say "Aren't you done yet??!!". The cat only wanted the juice, but she HAD to have it out of
    the same bowl that my Mom was eating out of. If you put some in her
    dish, she wouldn't touch it!! I guess they feel better if they think
    they're "stealing it". :P

    Daryl

    ===
    þ OLX 1.53 þ Why doesn't BUICK rhyme with QUICK??
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to Daryl Stout on Sun Jan 27 10:22:54 2019
    Hi Daryl,

    I refuse to meow back. I am a cat. I meow when *I* want to, so ther

    Sort of like the photoshopped picture, where the cat is giving its >>>> DS> owner "the bird". <G>

    Reminds me of the cartoon of the cat tryung to wake his master up, then w >>>> him with a baseball bat.. Ouch!

    Or the cartoon where the owner has a button on the nightstand, and it
    activates a big spray bottle full of water on to the cat!!

    Ouch, you guys are so mean to little innocent kitties (ha <g>)

    I'd be laid back in a reclining chair, with my shirt off, and the cat
    came up on my chest to see me. Well, it detected the hair on my chest
    (what is there), and promptly started kneading on my bare chest, as if
    to try and build a nest!! :P

    hahaha :) Nice comfy spot for the cat I guess :)

    My Mom would be eating out of a container of cottage cheese, and the
    cat would get on her lap, and look at her, as if to say "Aren't you done yet??!!". The cat only wanted the juice, but she HAD to have it out of
    the same bowl that my Mom was eating out of. If you put some in her
    dish, she wouldn't touch it!! I guess they feel better if they think
    they're "stealing it". :P

    Cats are so picky it is insane... she probably thought that 'stuff' was unclean hahaha

    Take care,
    Janis

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-3
    * Origin: Prism bbs (1:261/38)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Mon Jan 28 11:51:00 2019
    Hi Daryl,

    Hi, Janis...

    hahaha :) Nice comfy spot for the cat I guess :)

    The cat believed that "it was the most important creature in the
    house". It's like the sequence ventriloquist Todd Oliver did. He uses
    live dogs in his act, and they have a device on them (which has been
    approved by the SPCA...so PETA folks can keep quiet!), where Todd
    presses a button, and the device makes it look like the dog is talking!!

    Anyway, he and the dogs were arguing over whose house, whose bed,
    whose pillow, etc. it was. When it got to the pillow, after Todd said
    "It's my pillow!!", the dog asked "Did you mark it??". When he replied "Certainly not!!", the dog replied "Well, I did!! Sweet dreams!!" <G>.

    Cats are so picky it is insane... she probably thought that 'stuff' was JK>unclean.

    They give the term "finicky" a whole new meaning...never mind Morris
    The Cat with "9 Lives". :P

    Daryl

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    þ OLX 1.53 þ Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)