• The Fat Bible

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Fri Jun 25 00:06:42 2021
    And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower
    and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so
    Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

    And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth
    the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man,
    "You want fries with that?"

    And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

    And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep
    her figure that man found so fair.

    And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

    And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and
    olive oil with which to cook them."

    And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed
    its own platter.

    And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through
    the roof.

    And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose
    those extra pounds.

    And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man
    would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and
    ESPN2.

    And Man gained pounds.

    And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

    And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low
    in fat and brimming with nutrition.

    And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
    starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And
    he created sour cream dip also.

    And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato
    chips swaddled in cholesterol.

    And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

    And Man went into cardiac arrest.

    And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

    And Satan created HMOs
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sat Sep 25 00:04:03 2021
    And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower
    and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so
    Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

    And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth
    the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man,
    "You want fries with that?"

    And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

    And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep
    her figure that man found so fair.

    And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

    And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and
    olive oil with which to cook them."

    And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed
    its own platter.

    And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through
    the roof.

    And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose
    those extra pounds.

    And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man
    would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and
    ESPN2.

    And Man gained pounds.

    And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

    And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low
    in fat and brimming with nutrition.

    And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
    starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And
    he created sour cream dip also.

    And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato
    chips swaddled in cholesterol.

    And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

    And Man went into cardiac arrest.

    And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

    And Satan created HMOs
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sat Dec 25 00:04:35 2021
    And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower
    and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so
    Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

    And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth
    the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man,
    "You want fries with that?"

    And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

    And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep
    her figure that man found so fair.

    And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

    And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and
    olive oil with which to cook them."

    And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed
    its own platter.

    And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through
    the roof.

    And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose
    those extra pounds.

    And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man
    would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and
    ESPN2.

    And Man gained pounds.

    And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

    And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low
    in fat and brimming with nutrition.

    And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
    starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And
    he created sour cream dip also.

    And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato
    chips swaddled in cholesterol.

    And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

    And Man went into cardiac arrest.

    And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

    And Satan created HMOs
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Fri Mar 25 00:04:25 2022
    And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower
    and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so
    Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

    And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth
    the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man,
    "You want fries with that?"

    And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

    And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep
    her figure that man found so fair.

    And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

    And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and
    olive oil with which to cook them."

    And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed
    its own platter.

    And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through
    the roof.

    And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose
    those extra pounds.

    And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man
    would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and
    ESPN2.

    And Man gained pounds.

    And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

    And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low
    in fat and brimming with nutrition.

    And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
    starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And
    he created sour cream dip also.

    And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato
    chips swaddled in cholesterol.

    And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

    And Man went into cardiac arrest.

    And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

    And Satan created HMOs
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sat Jun 25 00:04:33 2022
    And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower
    and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so
    Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

    And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth
    the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man,
    "You want fries with that?"

    And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

    And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep
    her figure that man found so fair.

    And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

    And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and
    olive oil with which to cook them."

    And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed
    its own platter.

    And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through
    the roof.

    And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose
    those extra pounds.

    And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man
    would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and
    ESPN2.

    And Man gained pounds.

    And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

    And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low
    in fat and brimming with nutrition.

    And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
    starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And
    he created sour cream dip also.

    And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato
    chips swaddled in cholesterol.

    And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

    And Man went into cardiac arrest.

    And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

    And Satan created HMOs
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Sep 25 00:04:18 2022
    And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower
    and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so
    Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

    And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth
    the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man,
    "You want fries with that?"

    And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

    And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep
    her figure that man found so fair.

    And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

    And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and
    olive oil with which to cook them."

    And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed
    its own platter.

    And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through
    the roof.

    And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose
    those extra pounds.

    And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man
    would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and
    ESPN2.

    And Man gained pounds.

    And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

    And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low
    in fat and brimming with nutrition.

    And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
    starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And
    he created sour cream dip also.

    And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato
    chips swaddled in cholesterol.

    And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

    And Man went into cardiac arrest.

    And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

    And Satan created HMOs
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Dec 25 00:04:58 2022
    And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower
    and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so
    Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

    And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth
    the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man,
    "You want fries with that?"

    And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

    And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep
    her figure that man found so fair.

    And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

    And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and
    olive oil with which to cook them."

    And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed
    its own platter.

    And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through
    the roof.

    And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose
    those extra pounds.

    And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man
    would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and
    ESPN2.

    And Man gained pounds.

    And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

    And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low
    in fat and brimming with nutrition.

    And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
    starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And
    he created sour cream dip also.

    And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato
    chips swaddled in cholesterol.

    And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

    And Man went into cardiac arrest.

    And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

    And Satan created HMOs
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sat Mar 25 00:04:10 2023
    And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower
    and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so
    Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

    And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth
    the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man,
    "You want fries with that?"

    And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

    And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep
    her figure that man found so fair.

    And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

    And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and
    olive oil with which to cook them."

    And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed
    its own platter.

    And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through
    the roof.

    And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose
    those extra pounds.

    And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man
    would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and
    ESPN2.

    And Man gained pounds.

    And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

    And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low
    in fat and brimming with nutrition.

    And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
    starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And
    he created sour cream dip also.

    And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato
    chips swaddled in cholesterol.

    And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

    And Man went into cardiac arrest.

    And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

    And Satan created HMOs
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)