• Cold Weather Is Relative

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Fri Mar 19 00:05:47 2021
    The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):

    50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.

    40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.

    35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
    down.

    32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

    20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
    a t-shirt.

    15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
    swimming.

    Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
    last cook-out before it gets cold.

    10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.

    20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
    jacket.

    40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.

    60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
    cookies door to door.

    80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
    their ear flaps.

    173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
    can't thaw their kegs.

    297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
    complain of farmers with cold hands.

    460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
    "Cold'nuff for ya?"

    500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sat Jun 19 00:04:35 2021
    The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):

    50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.

    40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.

    35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
    down.

    32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

    20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
    a t-shirt.

    15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
    swimming.

    Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
    last cook-out before it gets cold.

    10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.

    20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
    jacket.

    40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.

    60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
    cookies door to door.

    80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
    their ear flaps.

    173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
    can't thaw their kegs.

    297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
    complain of farmers with cold hands.

    460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
    "Cold'nuff for ya?"

    500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Sep 19 00:04:37 2021
    The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):

    50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.

    40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.

    35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
    down.

    32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

    20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
    a t-shirt.

    15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
    swimming.

    Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
    last cook-out before it gets cold.

    10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.

    20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
    jacket.

    40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.

    60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
    cookies door to door.

    80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
    their ear flaps.

    173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
    can't thaw their kegs.

    297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
    complain of farmers with cold hands.

    460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
    "Cold'nuff for ya?"

    500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Sat Mar 19 00:06:18 2022
    The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):

    50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.

    40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.

    35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
    down.

    32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

    20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
    a t-shirt.

    15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
    swimming.

    Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
    last cook-out before it gets cold.

    10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.

    20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
    jacket.

    40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.

    60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
    cookies door to door.

    80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
    their ear flaps.

    173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
    can't thaw their kegs.

    297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
    complain of farmers with cold hands.

    460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
    "Cold'nuff for ya?"

    500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Jun 19 00:18:26 2022
    The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):

    50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.

    40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.

    35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
    down.

    32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

    20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
    a t-shirt.

    15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
    swimming.

    Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
    last cook-out before it gets cold.

    10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.

    20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
    jacket.

    40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.

    60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
    cookies door to door.

    80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
    their ear flaps.

    173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
    can't thaw their kegs.

    297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
    complain of farmers with cold hands.

    460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
    "Cold'nuff for ya?"

    500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Mon Dec 19 00:04:48 2022
    The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):

    50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.

    40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.

    35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
    down.

    32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

    20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
    a t-shirt.

    15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
    swimming.

    Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
    last cook-out before it gets cold.

    10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.

    20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
    jacket.

    40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.

    60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
    cookies door to door.

    80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
    their ear flaps.

    173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
    can't thaw their kegs.

    297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
    complain of farmers with cold hands.

    460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
    "Cold'nuff for ya?"

    500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Mar 19 00:04:39 2023
    The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):

    50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.

    40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.

    35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
    down.

    32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

    20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
    a t-shirt.

    15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
    swimming.

    Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
    last cook-out before it gets cold.

    10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.

    20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
    jacket.

    40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.

    60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
    cookies door to door.

    80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
    their ear flaps.

    173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
    can't thaw their kegs.

    297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
    complain of farmers with cold hands.

    460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
    "Cold'nuff for ya?"

    500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Mon Jun 19 00:04:28 2023
    The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):

    50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.

    40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.

    35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
    down.

    32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

    20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on
    a t-shirt.

    15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
    swimming.

    Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the
    last cook-out before it gets cold.

    10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.

    20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on alight
    jacket.

    40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.

    60 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling
    cookies door to door.

    80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down
    their ear flaps.

    173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they
    can't thaw their kegs.

    297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows
    complain of farmers with cold hands.

    460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
    "Cold'nuff for ya?"

    500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)