• The Blond And A Gun

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Wed Mar 10 00:05:37 2021

    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
    of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
    your finger off?"

    "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
    thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not
    shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00
    to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make
    a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
    the trigger."
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Fri Sep 10 00:04:36 2021

    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
    of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
    your finger off?"

    "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
    thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not
    shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00
    to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make
    a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
    the trigger."
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Thu Mar 10 00:04:47 2022

    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
    of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
    your finger off?"

    "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
    thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not
    shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00
    to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make
    a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
    the trigger."
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Fri Jun 10 00:05:15 2022

    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
    of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
    your finger off?"

    "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
    thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not
    shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00
    to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make
    a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
    the trigger."
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sat Sep 10 00:05:23 2022

    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
    of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
    your finger off?"

    "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
    thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not
    shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00
    to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make
    a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
    the trigger."
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sat Dec 10 00:04:41 2022

    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
    of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
    your finger off?"

    "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
    thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not
    shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00
    to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make
    a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
    the trigger."
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Fri Mar 10 00:04:06 2023

    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
    of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
    your finger off?"

    "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
    thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not
    shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00
    to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make
    a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
    the trigger."
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)