• What Would They Drive?

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Mar 7 00:04:24 2021
    Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?"

    But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

    One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
    the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in
    a Fury."

    But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
    passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest
    and terrify them with your Storm."

    Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
    warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
    blast."

    Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to
    talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel
    where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

    Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
    Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard
    in the hills."

    Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler,
    "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

    And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
    Honda, "The Apostles were in one Accord."
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Sep 7 00:04:29 2021
    Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?"

    But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

    One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
    the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in
    a Fury."

    But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
    passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest
    and terrify them with your Storm."

    Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
    warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
    blast."

    Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to
    talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel
    where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

    Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
    Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard
    in the hills."

    Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler,
    "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

    And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
    Honda, "The Apostles were in one Accord."
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Dec 7 00:04:16 2021
    Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?"

    But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

    One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
    the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in
    a Fury."

    But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
    passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest
    and terrify them with your Storm."

    Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
    warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
    blast."

    Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to
    talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel
    where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

    Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
    Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard
    in the hills."

    Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler,
    "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

    And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
    Honda, "The Apostles were in one Accord."
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Mon Mar 7 04:29:09 2022
    Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?"

    But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

    One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
    the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in
    a Fury."

    But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
    passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest
    and terrify them with your Storm."

    Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
    warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
    blast."

    Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to
    talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel
    where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

    Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
    Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard
    in the hills."

    Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler,
    "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

    And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
    Honda, "The Apostles were in one Accord."
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Jun 7 00:04:51 2022
    Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?"

    But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

    One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
    the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in
    a Fury."

    But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
    passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest
    and terrify them with your Storm."

    Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
    warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
    blast."

    Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to
    talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel
    where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

    Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
    Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard
    in the hills."

    Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler,
    "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

    And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
    Honda, "The Apostles were in one Accord."
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Wed Sep 7 00:04:26 2022
    Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?"

    But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

    One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
    the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in
    a Fury."

    But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
    passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest
    and terrify them with your Storm."

    Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
    warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
    blast."

    Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to
    talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel
    where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

    Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
    Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard
    in the hills."

    Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler,
    "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

    And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
    Honda, "The Apostles were in one Accord."
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Mar 7 00:04:54 2023
    Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?"

    But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

    One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
    the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in
    a Fury."

    But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
    passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest
    and terrify them with your Storm."

    Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
    warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
    blast."

    Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to
    talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel
    where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

    Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
    Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard
    in the hills."

    Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler,
    "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

    And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
    Honda, "The Apostles were in one Accord."
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Wed Jun 7 00:04:28 2023
    Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?"

    But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

    One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
    the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in
    a Fury."

    But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
    passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest
    and terrify them with your Storm."

    Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
    warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
    blast."

    Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to
    talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel
    where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

    Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
    Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard
    in the hills."

    Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler,
    "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

    And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
    Honda, "The Apostles were in one Accord."
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)