• The Baptist Dog

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Mar 7 00:04:09 2021
    A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever
    mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.
    They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally,
    they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog
    they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his
    wife.

    "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf,
    scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

    "Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the
    floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through
    and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. The pastor
    and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.

    That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and
    his wife began to show off the! dog, having him locate several Bible
    verses. The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do
    regular dog tricks, too?"

    "I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at
    the dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on
    a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

    The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's
    Pentecostal!"
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Sep 7 00:04:16 2021
    A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever
    mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.
    They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally,
    they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog
    they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his
    wife.

    "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf,
    scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

    "Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the
    floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through
    and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. The pastor
    and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.

    That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and
    his wife began to show off the! dog, having him locate several Bible
    verses. The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do
    regular dog tricks, too?"

    "I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at
    the dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on
    a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

    The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's
    Pentecostal!"
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Mon Mar 7 04:28:55 2022
    A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever
    mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.
    They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally,
    they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog
    they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his
    wife.

    "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf,
    scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

    "Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the
    floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through
    and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. The pastor
    and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.

    That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and
    his wife began to show off the! dog, having him locate several Bible
    verses. The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do
    regular dog tricks, too?"

    "I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at
    the dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on
    a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

    The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's
    Pentecostal!"
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Jun 7 00:04:38 2022
    A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever
    mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.
    They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally,
    they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog
    they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his
    wife.

    "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf,
    scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

    "Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the
    floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through
    and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. The pastor
    and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.

    That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and
    his wife began to show off the! dog, having him locate several Bible
    verses. The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do
    regular dog tricks, too?"

    "I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at
    the dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on
    a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

    The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's
    Pentecostal!"
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Wed Sep 7 00:04:10 2022
    A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever
    mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.
    They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally,
    they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog
    they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his
    wife.

    "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf,
    scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

    "Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the
    floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through
    and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. The pastor
    and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.

    That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and
    his wife began to show off the! dog, having him locate several Bible
    verses. The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do
    regular dog tricks, too?"

    "I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at
    the dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on
    a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

    The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's
    Pentecostal!"
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Mar 7 00:04:31 2023
    A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever
    mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.
    They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally,
    they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog
    they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his
    wife.

    "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf,
    scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

    "Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the
    floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through
    and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. The pastor
    and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.

    That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and
    his wife began to show off the! dog, having him locate several Bible
    verses. The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do
    regular dog tricks, too?"

    "I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at
    the dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on
    a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

    The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's
    Pentecostal!"
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Wed Jun 7 00:04:14 2023
    A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever
    mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.
    They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally,
    they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog
    they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his
    wife.

    "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf,
    scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

    "Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the
    floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through
    and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. The pastor
    and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.

    That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and
    his wife began to show off the! dog, having him locate several Bible
    verses. The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do
    regular dog tricks, too?"

    "I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at
    the dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on
    a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

    The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's
    Pentecostal!"
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)