• Your Lawyer Is Bad

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Mar 7 00:04:00 2021
    How to tell when you have a bad lawyer:

    1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
    2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."
    3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each
    other.
    4. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
    5. During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
    6. A prison guard is shaving your head.
    7. He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
    8. He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
    9. He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.
    10. Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation
    marks in the air with his fingers.
    11. The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25
    PM."
    12. Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."
    13. Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the
    little hammer, right?"

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Sep 7 00:04:07 2021
    How to tell when you have a bad lawyer:

    1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
    2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."
    3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each
    other.
    4. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
    5. During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
    6. A prison guard is shaving your head.
    7. He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
    8. He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
    9. He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.
    10. Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation
    marks in the air with his fingers.
    11. The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25
    PM."
    12. Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."
    13. Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the
    little hammer, right?"

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Mon Mar 7 04:28:36 2022
    How to tell when you have a bad lawyer:

    1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
    2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."
    3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each
    other.
    4. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
    5. During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
    6. A prison guard is shaving your head.
    7. He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
    8. He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
    9. He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.
    10. Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation
    marks in the air with his fingers.
    11. The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25
    PM."
    12. Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."
    13. Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the
    little hammer, right?"

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Jun 7 00:04:30 2022
    How to tell when you have a bad lawyer:

    1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
    2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."
    3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each
    other.
    4. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
    5. During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
    6. A prison guard is shaving your head.
    7. He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
    8. He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
    9. He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.
    10. Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation
    marks in the air with his fingers.
    11. The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25
    PM."
    12. Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."
    13. Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the
    little hammer, right?"

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Wed Sep 7 00:03:59 2022
    How to tell when you have a bad lawyer:

    1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
    2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."
    3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each
    other.
    4. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
    5. During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
    6. A prison guard is shaving your head.
    7. He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
    8. He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
    9. He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.
    10. Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation
    marks in the air with his fingers.
    11. The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25
    PM."
    12. Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."
    13. Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the
    little hammer, right?"

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Tue Mar 7 00:04:19 2023
    How to tell when you have a bad lawyer:

    1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
    2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."
    3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each
    other.
    4. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
    5. During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
    6. A prison guard is shaving your head.
    7. He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
    8. He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
    9. He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.
    10. Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation
    marks in the air with his fingers.
    11. The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25
    PM."
    12. Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."
    13. Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the
    little hammer, right?"

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Wed Jun 7 00:04:04 2023
    How to tell when you have a bad lawyer:

    1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
    2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."
    3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each
    other.
    4. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
    5. During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
    6. A prison guard is shaving your head.
    7. He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.
    8. He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
    9. He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.
    10. Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation
    marks in the air with his fingers.
    11. The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25
    PM."
    12. Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."
    13. Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the
    little hammer, right?"

    --Unknown..
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)