TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday December 21, 2020.
This is the 356th day of the year, there are 10 days left.

On this day...
A songfest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday December 22, 2020.
This is the 357th day of the year, there are 9 days left.

On this day...
On a church bulletin board, following the pastors illness:
God is Good. Pastor Seagraves is better.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday December 23, 2020.
This is the 358th day of the year, there are 8 days left.

On this day...
On a church postcard, these choices were at the top:
__ I have received Jesus Christ as My Lord And Saviour
__ I would like a personal call.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday December 24, 2020.
This is the 359th day of the year, there are 7 days left.

On this day...
The 3 Wise Men brought gifts of golf, frankincense,
and myrrh.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday December 25, 2020.
This is the 360th day of the year, there are 6 days left.

On this day...
Hymn: "I Heard The Bills On Christmas Day".
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday December 26, 2020.
This is the 361st day of the year, there are 5 days left.

On this day...
We were all saddened to learn of the death of Francis
Macomber. It truly was a turning point in his life.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday December 27, 2020.
This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 4 days left.

On this day...
News Report: The divine wind protected Japan by sinking the
fleet of invading Mongrels.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday December 30, 2020.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 1 days left.

On this day...
Hymn 43: "Great God, What Do I See Here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett
Hymn 47: "Hark! An Awful Voice Is Sounding".
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday January 6, 2021.
This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.

On this day...
Seen on a church sign during the winter: "Many are cold,
but few are chosen".
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday January 13, 2021.
This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.

On this day...
Due to the growing size of our nursery, we will be
splitting the infants and toddlers.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday January 20, 2021.
This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.

On this day...
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER
AND FASTING Conference: "The event cost includes meals".
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday January 27, 2021.
This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.

On this day...
The Friday lunch menu at All Saints Day Care will be
Mrs. Paul's dreaded fish sticks.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 3, 2021.
This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

On this day...
The church council of elders will talk about the need
for less talking at meetings.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 10, 2021.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.

On this day...
Correction: Master Technician Ross Lears is not going to
Mars as we mentioned in last Sunday's bulletin. He is
going to Italy instead.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 17, 2021.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

On this day...
The local Bible and Book Store reminds members of their
large selection: If it's in stock. they have it.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday December 31, 2020.
This is the 366th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

On this day...
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of
the audience.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday January 7, 2021.
This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.

On this day...
A 7 pound baby boy arrived last night to frighten the
lives of his parents.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday January 14, 2021.
This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.

On this day...
Church newsletter classified ad: For Sale: Snow Blower.
Five Horsepower. Worked fine last summer.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday January 21, 2021.
This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.

On this day...
Out To Lunch. If not back by 5, out for dinner as well.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday January 28, 2021.
This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.

On this day...
Morning Sermon: Jesus Walks On Water.
Evening Sermon: Searching For Jesus.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 4, 2021.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

On this day...
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to
get rid of those things not worth keeping around the
house. Don't forget your husbands.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 11, 2021.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

On this day...
The Pastors wife found a large orange cat on Thursday. She
said that it is a female, affectionate, and non-smoking.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 18, 2021.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

On this day...
Brother Bill Amos is looking for volunteers to help point
out his barn.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 1, 2021.
This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.

On this day...
Come to the winter melt away. Relive your stress and pain.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 8, 2021.
This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.

On this day...
All food left in the church kitchen refrigerators must
must be removed on Friday for cleaning.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 15, 2021.
This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.

On this day...
A missionary from Africa will be speaking in tonights
worship service. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from
Africa.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 22, 2021.
This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.

On this day...
Faith is 90% spiritual. The other half is not.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 29, 2021.
This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

On this day...
The church singles group welcomes singles of all ages,
whether single, widowed, divorced, or married.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 5, 2021.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor addressed the congregation, concerning the
new dress code for our youth group. The new dress code
includes NO NAVELS...they MUST be left at home, please.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 12, 2021.
This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor reminded the church office staff that the
phones work better if answered.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 19, 2021.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

On this day...
Not everyone who enters this church has been converted.
so please watch your handbags and wallets.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 2, 2021.
This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.

On this day...
To raise money for their missions trip, the church
youth group is smelling cookbooks. Bring your cash or
checks to the Sunday services, and see a young person.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 9, 2021.
This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.

On this day...
The head of the city maintenence department reminds all
church members that they can drop off trees at any time.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 16, 2021.
This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

On this day...
The deaf awareness seminar scheduled for next week has
postponed, due to the speaker losing his voice.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 23, 2021.
This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor noted that all eating disorders are linked
in some way with food.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 30, 2021.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

On this day...
The preacher sang "I will not pass this way again" giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 6, 2021.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

On this day...
Mr. and Mrs. Walsh named their new daugher Julie Lynn,
after their aunt, Susan Marie Walsh.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 13, 2021.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

On this day...
Our speaker this evening is Dr. Desters, who is a
specialist in women, and other diseases.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 20, 2021.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor said that the dedication of the new sanctuary
was a significant milestone worth nothing.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 3, 2021.
This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor is staying an extra two weeks in Phoenix.
He called, and said that damp weather at home was hard
on his sciences.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 10, 2021.
This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.

On this day...
The meeting of the Womens Temperance Union will be held
on Wednesday at 11am in the Fellowship Hall. Drinks will
be served.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 17, 2021.
This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

On this day...
The Fire Chief reminds everyone to call 911 if they smell
gas. He says that you can stop a gas leak with one finger.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 24, 2021.
This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

On this day...
The elders are discussing methods to fix future church
elections.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 31, 2021.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

On this day...
Morning Sermon: The Most Hated man.
Evening Sermon: Only Trust Him.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 7, 2021.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

On this day...
We are rejoicing. The missing candlesticks were found
by the tree behind the parking lot.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 14, 2021.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

On this day...
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 21, 2021.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

On this day...
Please join us in celebrating Lint this season.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday December 28, 2020.
This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 3 days left.

On this day...
Seminary students have discovered that to collect sulphur,
all you need to do is hold a deacon over a flame in a test
tube.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday January 4, 2021.
This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.

On this day...
The bride wore a lovely lace veil that fell to the floor
as she walked down the aisle.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday January 11, 2021.
This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.

On this day...
There will be a candlelight memorial this Sunday to
remember all those who died this past year at both
worship services.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday January 18, 2021.
This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.

On this day...
The homeschooling parent group is looking for an English
tooter for several of their high school students.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday January 25, 2021.
This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.

On this day...
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at
8pm in the church gym. Come watch us kill Christ the King.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 1, 2021.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

On this day...
Wanted: Nanny for middle aged boys.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 8, 2021.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

On this day...
John Lister was at death's door - both the doctors and
pastors pulled him through.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 15, 2021.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

On this day...
The chapel is open 24 hours a day. Please use it during
these hours ONLY, as it will be closed at other times.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 22, 2021.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

On this day...
Remember to tell your neighbors that St. Patrick's hosts
a daycare center. Free torturing is available.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday December 29, 2020.
This is the 364th day of the year, there are 2 days left.

On this day...
This weeks saints include a French woman (Teresa, the
Little Flower), a Swedish woman (Bridget), an Italian man
(Francis of Assissi), a German man (Bruno), a Jewess from
the Holy Land (Mary, God's Mother). They include single
people and married people. Bridget was a wife and mother.
Mary was a virgin and virgin mother. If they could so it,
so can we.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday January 5, 2021.
This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.

On this day...
Due to the number of babies born in the church last year,
we'll have baptisms at both the front and back of the
church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday January 12, 2021.
This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.

On this day...
Correction in last Sunday's church bulletin, concerning
the budget and personal spending. While it read "Spend
80%, Save 20%. Tithe 10% -- the correct version should
be Spend 80%, Save 15%, Tithe 10%.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday January 19, 2021.
This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

On this day...
"Rent-A-Senior Fund Raiser". We'll clean your house for
you. Why risk a poor quality cleaning job when we
guarantee it??
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday January 26, 2021.
This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.

On this day...
For Sale: 2 burial plots. Great condition. Slightly used.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 2, 2021.
This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

On this day...
The Pastors family has a large sheepdog for adoption.
He's neutered like one of the family, and is very
even-tempered.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 9, 2021.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

On this day...
Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the
Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are
welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 16, 2021.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

On this day...
The church elders have hired a financial consultant at
$500 a day to determine why the church has financial
problems.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 23, 2021.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

On this day...
Mr. Smith, has said that his handmade chairs, normally
priced at $200, will be on sale next month for $199.99.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 24, 2021.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

On this day...
Sermon: The Sin Of Suicide
Invitation: Why Do You Wait, Dear Brother?
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 25, 2021.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

On this day...
Our prayers go out to the chairman of the deacons, who
shot himself in the leg while hunting mushrooms.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 26, 2021.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

On this day...
Performing tonight are the Clause twins, Heather and
Holly. Heather is 9 and Holly is 7.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 27, 2021.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

On this day...
The Sunday School class is offering free accounting tips
tips from Scott Sloppy, CPA. Scott says that Sloppy
Accounting honors Biblical principles.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 28, 2021.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

On this day...
We will have Ash Wednesday Services next Monday.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 1, 2021.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

On this day...
Sermon: The Most Hated King Of Israel
Invitation: Only Trust Him
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 2, 2021.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

On this day...
The ladies weight loss group says that the weight
loss from their diet plan is permanent, as long as
you don't gain the weight back.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 3, 2021.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

On this day...
The Olsens of Bridle Lane plan to offer their home
as a bed and breakfast for the summer. They have
three guest rooms, a private bath, a swimming pool,
and a color TV. Sorry, no breakfast.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 3, 2021.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

On this day...
The Olsens of Bridle Lane plan to offer their home
as a bed and breakfast for the summer. They have
three guest rooms, a private bath, a swimming pool,
and a color TV. Sorry, no breakfast.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 4, 2021.
This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor quoted a recent study, which showed that
children who stay up late at night are sleepier during
the day.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 5, 2021.
This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

On this day...
Anyone not claiming lost articles will be disposed of.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 6, 2021.
This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

On this day...
Sermon: The Sin Of Gossip
Invitation: I Love To Tell The Story
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 7, 2021.
This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

On this day...
Red tape at City Hall holds up our new sanctuary.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 8, 2021.
This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

On this day...
A First Aid Class will be taught Tuesday evening at 7pm,
including a demonstration of the Hemlock Maneuver.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 9, 2021.
This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

On this day...
The newlywed couple married last Sunday would like to
thank everyone for coming to their wedding, and bringing
their happiness to a conclusion.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 10, 2021.
This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

On this day...
The recent rainfall was so heavy, that the township had
to evaporate the city south of the railroad tracks.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 11, 2021.
This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

On this day...
Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They
need all the help they can get.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 12, 2021.
This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

On this day...
The celebration last Sunday was a much needed change at
the church. We haven't had that kind of laughter since
our last Pastor died.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 13, 2021.
This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

On this day...
The church finance committee chairman urges members to
put principles aside, and do what is right.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 14, 2021.
This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

On this day...
March planned for next August.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 15, 2021.
This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

On this day...
For those in the church who need help with tax preparation
and accounting, please call John Cheater.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 16, 2021.
This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

On this day...
The agenda was adopted, the minutes were approved, and the
financial secretary gave a grief report.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 17, 2021.
This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

On this day...
Dr. Wallace, speaking to the youth group last Wednesday,
stated that boys cause as many teenage pregnancies as
girls.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 18, 2021.
This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

On this day...
Friday's "Meal And Message" will be cooked boneless man,
with apricot sauce.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 19, 2021.
This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

On this day...
Please join in us in the marriage sacrament service...the
ceremony that ignites and man and a woman.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 20, 2021.
This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.

On this day...
The music directors wife remains in the hospital, and
needs more blood donors for more transfusions. She is
also having trouble sleeping, and requests tapes of the
Pastors sermons.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 21, 2021.
This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

On this day...
For Sale: Daybed. Can also be used at night.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 22, 2021.
This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

On this day...
As you can see from the newsletter, the new sanctuary
will feature large, see through windows.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 23, 2021.
This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

On this day...
Ladies are requested to have babies during the morning
worship service.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 24, 2021.
This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

On this day...
Notice soliciting prayers for families suffering recent
bereavement: "Only a few of the deceased have been sent
in. You can still bring yours with you to the meeting".
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 25, 2021.
This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

On this day...
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with
the thanks of the entire church.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 26, 2021.
This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

On this day...
Pastor Mitchell has returned from Egypt, where he took
many photos of the pyramids -- the anicent, huge,
triangular stone cubes in the desert.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 27, 2021.
This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

On this day...
Wanted: Head liberian for church library. Must have some
librarian experience.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 28, 2021.
This is the 87th day of the year, there are 278 days left.

On this day...
We regret to report that our Youth Minister was involved
in a car accident, and suffered at least 2 broken legs.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 29, 2021.
This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

On this day...
The Academy Lunch Menu for Wednesday will feature the
Soup Of The Day - Soup Du Jour.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 30, 2021.
This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

On this day...
Today the pastor will preach his farewell message, after
which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy".
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 31, 2021.
This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

On this day...
Libby McDowell is seeking a part time sitter for her
well behaved 5 year old; 1 year old refrigerator, and
2 year old stove. Great condition.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 1, 2021.
This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

On this day...
Stevensville Bible Academy students watched as
city workers cut down several trees to mark the
Arbor Day celebration.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday April 2, 2021.
This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

On this day...
The Sunday School Easter Egg Hunt will be from
10:00 to 10:03. Don't be late, or your child may
miss the excitement.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 3, 2021.
This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

On this day...
On Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Bee to come forth,
and lay an egg on the altar.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 4, 2021.
This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

On this day...
Our Easter service is always very popular. We suggest
that you get here early, so you can get a seat in the
back.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 5, 2021.
This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

On this day...
The sunrise Easter service was a great success. More
than a dozen different abominations gathered at the
local park.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 6, 2021.
This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

On this day...
St. Francis High School plans to fight student
boredom with longer classes.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 7, 2021.
This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

On this day...
Bob Gellings will recount his dramatic ordeal of
being trapped on an escalator for over 12 hours.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 10, 2021.
This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.

On this day...
The church is sorry about the recent construction, and
any incontinence it has caused.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 11, 2021.
This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

On this day...
Members of the church group will provide housecleaning
services at your house, if necessary. Call the church
office for details.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 13, 2021.
This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their girdles for the pancake
breakfast next Sunday morning.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 14, 2021.
This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

On this day...
The Fire Chief said that a fire was the cause of the blaze
that damaged our church kitchen.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday May 28, 2021.
This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

On this day...
The Ridge Road Presbyterian Church has gone to court with
Alwine School District, seeking to block the district's
some-sex benefits.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday May 30, 2021.
This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

On this day...
Bud Knauf recounted his battle back from poverty. "I was
working at a Nursing Home. Emptying bedpans allowed me to
put food on the table for my family".
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday June 6, 2021.
This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

On this day...
The annual June board retreat will be held in June
this year as opposed to July.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday June 9, 2021.
This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

On this day...
The hushers will not seat anyone after the service has
started.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday July 2, 2021.
This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.

On this day...
The church will host an evening of fine dining,
superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday July 9, 2021.
This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

On this day...
Potluck Supper to be served Sunday at 5pm. Prayer and
medication will follow.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday July 11, 2021.
This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

On this day...
The Eden Valley Church softball team improved its record
to 0-3.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday July 16, 2021.
This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

On this day...
If you don't believe in the organized church, come visit
us this Sunday. We're as disorganized as they come.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday July 19, 2021.
This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

On this day...
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the
park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come
prepared to sin.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday August 1, 2021.
This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

On this day...
Elizabeth Phillips had to go the hospital last week
after being bitten by a spider in a bathing suit.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday August 6, 2021.
This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

On this day...
For the Youth Fund Raiser, Georgia Peaches grown in
California will be offered for 89 cents per pound.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday August 14, 2021.
This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.

On this day...
Thanks to hunters John Erskine and Todd Harfer, we'll be
serving roast loin of rabbi at the next men's supper.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday August 18, 2021.
This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.

On this day...
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign Slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge. Up Yours."
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday August 22, 2021.
This is the 234th day of the year, there are 131 days left.

On this day...
Good News! After the accident, they X-rayed the pastors
head, and found nothing!!
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday August 27, 2021.
This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.

On this day...
Come to church next Friday night. Pastor Williams will
debated noted athiest Charles Downs. This is their 3rd
face-to-face face-off.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday September 5, 2021.
This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor sang "I will never pass this way again",
much to the obvious pleasure of the congregation.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday September 14, 2021.
This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.

On this day...
St. Paulina's social society will be celebrating
Oktoberfest all September long.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday September 15, 2021.
This is the 258th day of the year, there are 107 days left.

On this day...
Abstinence advocate Molly Kelly will speak to area
teenagers on Wednesday. She is the mother of 8 children.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday September 17, 2021.
This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.

On this day...
Come to the Pilgrim Hill Church Supper tonight, and beat
the candidates for elder.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday September 18, 2021.
This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.

On this day...
According to recent studies, the Pastor claimed that older
Christians have an edge in longevity.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday September 30, 2021.
This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.

On this day...
Time is running out to sign up for the pastors End Time
seminar.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday October 2, 2021.
This is the 275th day of the year, there are 90 days left.

On this day...
We must be kind to strangers, as we may be entertaining
angels in their underwear.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday October 3, 2021.
This is the 276th day of the year, there are 89 days left.

On this day...
An arsonist destroyed the Luther Leagues annual bonfire.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday October 11, 2021.
This is the 284th day of the year, there are 81 days left.

On this day...
Todays Sermon: "Why Gluttony Is A Sin".
Music By A Full Choir.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday October 12, 2021.
This is the 285th day of the year, there are 80 days left.

On this day...
Roberta Hutchins, born 9 months premature, has been
crowned "Miss Sunday School".
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday October 13, 2021.
This is the 286th day of the year, there are 79 days left.

On this day...
Marvin Bitts said if anyone likes to eat squirrels, he'd
shoot them. Call him in the evenings.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday October 14, 2021.
This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.

On this day...
St. Christopher's Preschool offers a number of laerning
options.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday October 20, 2021.
This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 72 days left.

On this day...
Dr. Ross told the women's group that carpet tunnel
syndrome is often misdiagnosed and misunderstood.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday October 25, 2021.
This is the 298th day of the year, there are 67 days left.

On this day...
All Saints Lutheran Church is hosting a fund raiser.
"Toys For Hurting Children".
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday October 31, 2021.
This is the 304th day of the year, there are 61 days left.

On this day...
Open House at Christie Spark's Exercise World. There will
be free coffee and donuts.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday November 8, 2021.
This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.

On this day...
Fourth Baptist is holding a fund-raising dinner for the
Larimars due to Ralph's recent heart attack. The menu
will consist of chicken fried steak, fries, brats, and
deep dish pecan pie.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday November 18, 2021.
This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 43 days left.

On this day...
Our elders debate next years budget - and more lies ahead.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday November 20, 2021.
This is the 324th day of the year, there are 41 days left.

On this day...
Doctor Larsen told the MOPS audience that healthy patients
are easier to care for.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday December 11, 2021.
This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.

On this day...
The church has requested that the ladies of the Willing
Workers who have towels that belong to the kitchen, to
please bring them to the church on Friday, as we need
them for supper.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday December 15, 2021.
This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.

On this day...
Tuesday at 5pm, there will be an ice cream social. All
ladies giving milk are requested to come early.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday December 17, 2021.
This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.

On this day...
Offertory Hymn: "Jesus Paid It All".
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday December 18, 2021.
This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.

On this day...
The music for the Christmas Cantata was all composed by
George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th
anniversary of his birth.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 1, 2022.
This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.

On this day...
Come to the winter melt away. Relive your stress and pain.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 9, 2022.
This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.

On this day...
The head of the city maintenence department reminds all
church members that they can drop off trees at any time.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 16, 2022.
This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

On this day...
The deaf awareness seminar scheduled for next week has
postponed, due to the speaker losing his voice.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday January 17, 2022.
This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

On this day...
The Fire Chief reminds everyone to call 911 if they smell
gas. He says that you can stop a gas leak with one finger.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday January 18, 2022.
This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.

On this day...
The homeschooling parent group is looking for an English
tooter for several of their high school students.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday January 19, 2022.
This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

On this day...
"Rent-A-Senior Fund Raiser". We'll clean your house for
you. Why risk a poor quality cleaning job when we
guarantee it??
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday January 20, 2022.
This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.

On this day...
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER
AND FASTING Conference: "The event cost includes meals".
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 21, 2022.
This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.

On this day...
Out To Lunch. If not back by 5, out for dinner as well.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 22, 2022.
This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.

On this day...
Faith is 90% spiritual. The other half is not.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 23, 2022.
This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor noted that all eating disorders are linked
in some way with food.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday January 24, 2022.
This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

On this day...
The elders are discussing methods to fix future church
elections.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday January 25, 2022.
This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.

On this day...
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at
8pm in the church gym. Come watch us kill Christ the King.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday January 26, 2022.
This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.

On this day...
For Sale: 2 burial plots. Great condition. Slightly used.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday January 27, 2022.
This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.

On this day...
The Friday lunch menu at All Saints Day Care will be
Mrs. Paul's dreaded fish sticks.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 28, 2022.
This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.

On this day...
Morning Sermon: Jesus Walks On Water.
Evening Sermon: Searching For Jesus.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 29, 2022.
This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

On this day...
The church singles group welcomes singles of all ages,
whether single, widowed, divorced, or married.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 30, 2022.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

On this day...
The preacher sang "I will not pass this way again" giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday January 31, 2022.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

On this day...
Morning Sermon: The Most Hated man.
Evening Sermon: Only Trust Him.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 1, 2022.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

On this day...
Wanted: Nanny for middle aged boys.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 2, 2022.
This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

On this day...
The Pastors family has a large sheepdog for adoption.
He's neutered like one of the family, and is very
even-tempered.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 3, 2022.
This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

On this day...
The church council of elders will talk about the need
for less talking at meetings.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 4, 2022.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

On this day...
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to
get rid of those things not worth keeping around the
house. Don't forget your husbands.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 5, 2022.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor addressed the congregation, concerning the
new dress code for our youth group. The new dress code
includes NO NAVELS...they MUST be left at home, please.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 6, 2022.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

On this day...
Mr. and Mrs. Walsh named their new daugher Julie Lynn,
after their aunt, Susan Marie Walsh.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 7, 2022.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

On this day...
We are rejoicing. The missing candlesticks were found
by the tree behind the parking lot.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 8, 2022.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

On this day...
John Lister was at death's door - both the doctors and
pastors pulled him through.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 9, 2022.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

On this day...
Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the
Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are
welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 10, 2022.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.

On this day...
Correction: Master Technician Ross Lears is not going to
Mars as we mentioned in last Sunday's bulletin. He is
going to Italy instead.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 11, 2022.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

On this day...
The Pastors wife found a large orange cat on Thursday. She
said that it is a female, affectionate, and non-smoking.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 12, 2022.
This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor reminded the church office staff that the
phones work better if answered.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 13, 2022.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

On this day...
Our speaker this evening is Dr. Desters, who is a
specialist in women, and other diseases.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 14, 2022.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

On this day...
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 15, 2022.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

On this day...
The chapel is open 24 hours a day. Please use it during
these hours ONLY, as it will be closed at other times.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 16, 2022.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

On this day...
The church elders have hired a financial consultant at
$500 a day to determine why the church has financial
problems.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 17, 2022.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

On this day...
The local Bible and Book Store reminds members of their
large selection: If it's in stock. they have it.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 18, 2022.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

On this day...
Brother Bill Amos is looking for volunteers to help point
out his barn.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 19, 2022.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

On this day...
Not everyone who enters this church has been converted.
so please watch your handbags and wallets.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 20, 2022.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor said that the dedication of the new sanctuary
was a significant milestone worth nothing.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 21, 2022.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

On this day...
Please join us in celebrating Lint this season.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 22, 2022.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

On this day...
Remember to tell your neighbors that St. Patrick's hosts
a daycare center. Free torturing is available.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 23, 2022.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

On this day...
Mr. Smith, has said that his handmade chairs, normally
priced at $200, will be on sale next month for $199.99.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 24, 2022.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

On this day...
Sermon: The Sin Of Suicide
Invitation: Why Do You Wait, Dear Brother?
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 25, 2022.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

On this day...
Our prayers go out to the chairman of the deacons, who
shot himself in the leg while hunting mushrooms.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 26, 2022.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

On this day...
Performing tonight are the Clause twins, Heather and
Holly. Heather is 9 and Holly is 7.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 27, 2022.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

On this day...
The Sunday School class is offering free accounting tips
tips from Scott Sloppy, CPA. Scott says that Sloppy
Accounting honors Biblical principles.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 28, 2022.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

On this day...
We will have Ash Wednesday Services next Monday.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 1, 2022.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

On this day...
Sermon: The Most Hated King Of Israel
Invitation: Only Trust Him
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 2, 2022.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

On this day...
The ladies weight loss group says that the weight
loss from their diet plan is permanent, as long as
you don't gain the weight back.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 3, 2022.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

On this day...
The Olsens of Bridle Lane plan to offer their home
as a bed and breakfast for the summer. They have
three guest rooms, a private bath, a swimming pool,
and a color TV. Sorry, no breakfast.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 4, 2022.
This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor quoted a recent study, which showed that
children who stay up late at night are sleepier during
the day.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 5, 2022.
This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

On this day...
Anyone not claiming lost articles will be disposed of.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 6, 2022.
This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

On this day...
Sermon: The Sin Of Gossip
Invitation: I Love To Tell The Story
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 7, 2022.
This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

On this day...
Red tape at City Hall holds up our new sanctuary.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 8, 2022.
This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

On this day...
A First Aid Class will be taught Tuesday evening at 7pm,
including a demonstration of the Hemlock Maneuver.
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 9, 2022.
This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

On this day...
The newlywed couple married last Sunday would like to
thank everyone for coming to their wedding, and bringing
their happiness to a conclusion.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 10, 2022.
This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

On this day...
The recent rainfall was so heavy, that the township had
to evaporate the city south of the railroad tracks.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 11, 2022.
This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

On this day...
Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They
need all the help they can get.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 12, 2022.
This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

On this day...
The celebration last Sunday was a much needed change at
the church. We haven't had that kind of laughter since
our last Pastor died.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 13, 2022.
This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

On this day...
The church finance committee chairman urges members to
put principles aside, and do what is right.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 14, 2022.
This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

On this day...
March planned for next August.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 15, 2022.
This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

On this day...
For those in the church who need help with tax preparation
and accounting, please call John Cheater.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 15, 2022.
This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

On this day...
For those in the church who need help with tax preparation
and accounting, please call John Cheater.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 16, 2022.
This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

On this day...
The agenda was adopted, the minutes were approved, and the
financial secretary gave a grief report.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 17, 2022.
This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

On this day...
Dr. Wallace, speaking to the youth group last Wednesday,
stated that boys cause as many teenage pregnancies as
girls.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 18, 2022.
This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

On this day...
Friday's "Meal And Message" will be cooked boneless man,
with apricot sauce.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 19, 2022.
This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

On this day...
Please join in us in the marriage sacrament service...the
ceremony that ignites and man and a woman.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 21, 2022.
This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

On this day...
For Sale: Daybed. Can also be used at night.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 22, 2022.
This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

On this day...
As you can see from the newsletter, the new sanctuary
will feature large, see through windows.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

On 3/21/2022 12:06 AM, Daryl Stout wrote to All:

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 21, 2022.
This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

On this day...
For Sale: Daybed. Can also be used at night.

The same goes for a bidet. It can be use by night as well. Kevin Nealon did a bit on this.
He talked about the various settings: normal, hard, enema, fire hydrant and fracking.

Mike

--- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v7.0
* Origin: The Hobby Line! BBS - hobbylinebbs.com (316:36/57)

Mike,

On this day...
For Sale: Daybed. Can also be used at night.

The same goes for a bidet. It can be use by night as well. Kevin
Nealon did a bit on this. He talked about the various settings: normal, hard, enema, fire hydrant and fracking.

That reminds me of the joke where this guy is on a flight, and he has to
have a BM. But, the men's lavatory is in use, so he begs the stewardess to
let him uses the women's lavatory. The stewardness consents, but sternly
tells him "Do NOT touch the buttons you see".

Well, he's "on the throne" doing his business, and he sees the buttons.
He likely was a "type A male", as he didn't listen...he pushed the 4 one
by one, and this is what happened.

WW - Warm Water -- to wash his genitals and buttocks areas.
WA - Warm Air -- to dry the areas off.
PP - Powder Puff -- for "a soft fresh feeling".
TR - He blacks out.

He wakes up in the hospital, asking the nurse what happened, and she
scolded him for not following the stewardesses' directions. He told her
why he was in there, and the buttons, but he couldn't figure out why he
blacked out with TR.

The nurse replied "That stands for tampon remover. Your penis is under
your pillow". :P

Let that be a lesson to all males who don't want to follow the directions
of a woman. <G>

I was raised with a brother, and I didn't know women had to "sit on the toilet for everything", and that "it took women forever and a day to get ready". My wife (who died nearly 15 years ago now, and I never remarried),
had one cardinal rule: "Leave The Toilet Seat Down!!". If I forgot, she spit
at me like a mad cat. Nothing more needed to be said...I knew I was guilty.

Daryl

... I have CRAFT Disease: Can't Remember a Friggin' Thing.
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--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 23, 2022.
This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

On this day...
Ladies are requested to have babies during the morning
worship service.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 24, 2022.
This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

On this day...
Notice soliciting prayers for families suffering recent
bereavement: "Only a few of the deceased have been sent
in. You can still bring yours with you to the meeting".
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 25, 2022.
This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

On this day...
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with
the thanks of the entire church.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 26, 2022.
This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

On this day...
Pastor Mitchell has returned from Egypt, where he took
many photos of the pyramids -- the anicent, huge,
triangular stone cubes in the desert.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 27, 2022.
This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

On this day...
Wanted: Head liberian for church library. Must have some
librarian experience.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 29, 2022.
This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

On this day...
The Academy Lunch Menu for Wednesday will feature the
Soup Of The Day - Soup Du Jour.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 30, 2022.
This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

On this day...
Today the pastor will preach his farewell message, after
which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy".
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 30, 2022.
This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

On this day...
Today the pastor will preach his farewell message, after
which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy".
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 31, 2022.
This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

On this day...
Libby McDowell is seeking a part time sitter for her
well behaved 5 year old; 1 year old refrigerator, and
2 year old stove. Great condition.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday April 1, 2022.
This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

On this day...
Stevensville Bible Academy students watched as
city workers cut down several trees to mark the
Arbor Day celebration.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 2, 2022.
This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

On this day...
The Sunday School Easter Egg Hunt will be from
10:00 to 10:03. Don't be late, or your child may
miss the excitement.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 3, 2022.
This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

On this day...
On Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Bee to come forth,
and lay an egg on the altar.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 4, 2022.
This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

On this day...
Our Easter service is always very popular. We suggest
that you get here early, so you can get a seat in the
back.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 5, 2022.
This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

On this day...
The sunrise Easter service was a great success. More
than a dozen different abominations gathered at the
local park.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 6, 2022.
This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

On this day...
St. Francis High School plans to fight student
boredom with longer classes.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 6, 2022.
This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

On this day...
St. Francis High School plans to fight student
boredom with longer classes.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 7, 2022.
This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

On this day...
Bob Gellings will recount his dramatic ordeal of
being trapped on an escalator for over 12 hours.
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 9, 2022.
This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

On this day...
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to
make calls on people who are afflicted with any church.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 11, 2022.
This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

On this day...
Members of the church group will provide housecleaning
services at your house, if necessary. Call the church
office for details.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 12, 2022.
This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

On this day...
We need volunteers for our auto repair ministry. If you
know nothing about cars, you're asked to join us.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 13, 2022.
This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

On this day...
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their girdles for the pancake
breakfast next Sunday morning.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 14, 2022.
This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

On this day...
The Fire Chief said that a fire was the cause of the blaze
that damaged our church kitchen.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday April 15, 2022.
This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

On this day...
The Fire Chief said that the cause of the fire was that
something hot came in contact with something flammable.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 16, 2022.
This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

On this day...
Join us at the Jobs Seminar next Tuesday. Learn how to
find a job, and stop looking for work.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 17, 2022.
This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

On this day...
The Youth Group is having a garage sale. They have a lot
of furniture to sell at reasonable prices -- antique,
colonial, and temporary.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 18, 2022.
This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

On this day...
After the Sunday Morning Worship Service, the dress
committee would like to see all the ladies who haven't
finished their dresses in the front.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 19, 2022.
This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

On this day...
Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church and
community.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 20, 2022.
This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

On this day...
The preacher noted that the offical policy of the church
is to support capital punishment...but, only for the
guilty.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 21, 2022.
This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

On this day...
For those still alive at the end of the sermon, please
join us in a closing song.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday April 22, 2022.
This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

On this day...
The "How To Prevent Truancy" Session was poorly attended.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 23, 2022.
This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

On this day...
During this years Vacation Bible School, the Redeemed
Evangelical Center will host a daily buffet that will be
served daily.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 24, 2022.
This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.

On this day...
Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning
service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a terrible
experience."
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 25, 2022.
This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.

On this day...
The preacher and his wife have visited all 61 states, and
many foreign countries.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 26, 2022.
This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.

On this day...
Support the church fund drive. Remember, you can't take it
with you, but you can send it on ahead.
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)