• Old Words And New Meanings

    From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Feb 13 00:04:42 2022
    OLD WORDS WITH NEW MEANINGS

    Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray'-ter\ : A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
    McDonald's

    Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl' \ : What a bullfighter tries to do

    Baloney \buh-lo'-nee' \ : Where some hemlines fall

    Bernadette \burn'-a-det' \ : The act of torching a mortgage

    Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize' \ : What a crook sees with

    Control \kon'-trol\ : A short, ugly inmate

    Counterfeiters \kown'-ter-fit'-ers\ : Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

    Eclipse \ee-klips' \ : What a Cockney barber does for a living

    Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\ : A clumsy ophthalmologist

    Heroes \hee-rhos' \ : What a guy in a boat does

    Left Bank \left' bangk' \ : What the robber did when his bag was full of
    loot

    Misty \mis-tee' \ : How golfers create divots

    Paradox \par'-u-doks' \ : Two physicians

    Parasites \par'-ih-sites' \: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower

    Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist \ : A helper on the farm

    Polarize \po'-lur-ize' \ : What penguins see with

    Primate \pri'-mate' \ : Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

    Relief \ree-leef' \ : What trees do in the spring

    Selfish \sel'-fish' \ : What the owner of a seafood store does

    Subdued \sub-dood' \ : Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those,
    like, submarines, man

    Sudafed \sood'-a-fed' \ : Brought litigation against a government
    official
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Fri May 13 00:04:20 2022
    OLD WORDS WITH NEW MEANINGS

    Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray'-ter\ : A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
    McDonald's

    Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl' \ : What a bullfighter tries to do

    Baloney \buh-lo'-nee' \ : Where some hemlines fall

    Bernadette \burn'-a-det' \ : The act of torching a mortgage

    Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize' \ : What a crook sees with

    Control \kon'-trol\ : A short, ugly inmate

    Counterfeiters \kown'-ter-fit'-ers\ : Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

    Eclipse \ee-klips' \ : What a Cockney barber does for a living

    Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\ : A clumsy ophthalmologist

    Heroes \hee-rhos' \ : What a guy in a boat does

    Left Bank \left' bangk' \ : What the robber did when his bag was full of
    loot

    Misty \mis-tee' \ : How golfers create divots

    Paradox \par'-u-doks' \ : Two physicians

    Parasites \par'-ih-sites' \: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower

    Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist \ : A helper on the farm

    Polarize \po'-lur-ize' \ : What penguins see with

    Primate \pri'-mate' \ : Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

    Relief \ree-leef' \ : What trees do in the spring

    Selfish \sel'-fish' \ : What the owner of a seafood store does

    Subdued \sub-dood' \ : Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those,
    like, submarines, man

    Sudafed \sood'-a-fed' \ : Brought litigation against a government
    official
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Sun Nov 13 00:05:05 2022
    OLD WORDS WITH NEW MEANINGS

    Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray'-ter\ : A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
    McDonald's

    Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl' \ : What a bullfighter tries to do

    Baloney \buh-lo'-nee' \ : Where some hemlines fall

    Bernadette \burn'-a-det' \ : The act of torching a mortgage

    Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize' \ : What a crook sees with

    Control \kon'-trol\ : A short, ugly inmate

    Counterfeiters \kown'-ter-fit'-ers\ : Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

    Eclipse \ee-klips' \ : What a Cockney barber does for a living

    Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\ : A clumsy ophthalmologist

    Heroes \hee-rhos' \ : What a guy in a boat does

    Left Bank \left' bangk' \ : What the robber did when his bag was full of
    loot

    Misty \mis-tee' \ : How golfers create divots

    Paradox \par'-u-doks' \ : Two physicians

    Parasites \par'-ih-sites' \: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower

    Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist \ : A helper on the farm

    Polarize \po'-lur-ize' \ : What penguins see with

    Primate \pri'-mate' \ : Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

    Relief \ree-leef' \ : What trees do in the spring

    Selfish \sel'-fish' \ : What the owner of a seafood store does

    Subdued \sub-dood' \ : Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those,
    like, submarines, man

    Sudafed \sood'-a-fed' \ : Brought litigation against a government
    official
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/20 to All on Mon Feb 13 00:04:18 2023
    OLD WORDS WITH NEW MEANINGS

    Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray'-ter\ : A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
    McDonald's

    Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl' \ : What a bullfighter tries to do

    Baloney \buh-lo'-nee' \ : Where some hemlines fall

    Bernadette \burn'-a-det' \ : The act of torching a mortgage

    Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize' \ : What a crook sees with

    Control \kon'-trol\ : A short, ugly inmate

    Counterfeiters \kown'-ter-fit'-ers\ : Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

    Eclipse \ee-klips' \ : What a Cockney barber does for a living

    Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\ : A clumsy ophthalmologist

    Heroes \hee-rhos' \ : What a guy in a boat does

    Left Bank \left' bangk' \ : What the robber did when his bag was full of
    loot

    Misty \mis-tee' \ : How golfers create divots

    Paradox \par'-u-doks' \ : Two physicians

    Parasites \par'-ih-sites' \: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower

    Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist \ : A helper on the farm

    Polarize \po'-lur-ize' \ : What penguins see with

    Primate \pri'-mate' \ : Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

    Relief \ree-leef' \ : What trees do in the spring

    Selfish \sel'-fish' \ : What the owner of a seafood store does

    Subdued \sub-dood' \ : Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those,
    like, submarines, man

    Sudafed \sood'-a-fed' \ : Brought litigation against a government
    official
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/20)
  • From Daryl Stout@316:36/9 to All on Sat May 13 00:05:01 2023
    OLD WORDS WITH NEW MEANINGS

    Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray'-ter\ : A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
    McDonald's

    Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl' \ : What a bullfighter tries to do

    Baloney \buh-lo'-nee' \ : Where some hemlines fall

    Bernadette \burn'-a-det' \ : The act of torching a mortgage

    Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize' \ : What a crook sees with

    Control \kon'-trol\ : A short, ugly inmate

    Counterfeiters \kown'-ter-fit'-ers\ : Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

    Eclipse \ee-klips' \ : What a Cockney barber does for a living

    Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\ : A clumsy ophthalmologist

    Heroes \hee-rhos' \ : What a guy in a boat does

    Left Bank \left' bangk' \ : What the robber did when his bag was full of
    loot

    Misty \mis-tee' \ : How golfers create divots

    Paradox \par'-u-doks' \ : Two physicians

    Parasites \par'-ih-sites' \: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower

    Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist \ : A helper on the farm

    Polarize \po'-lur-ize' \ : What penguins see with

    Primate \pri'-mate' \ : Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

    Relief \ree-leef' \ : What trees do in the spring

    Selfish \sel'-fish' \ : What the owner of a seafood store does

    Subdued \sub-dood' \ : Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those,
    like, submarines, man

    Sudafed \sood'-a-fed' \ : Brought litigation against a government
    official
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (316:36/9)