On 02/02/2024 05:01 pm, Spike wrote:
Dog walker in hospital after crash with cyclist near Catterick
North Yorkshire Police say they are now appealing for witnesses and information after a pedestrian was seriously injured in a collision with a bike at about 9pm on Friday (October 29) on the A6136 Leeming Lane near Catterick village.
A police spokesman said: "A cyclist collided with a man who was walking his dog on the pavement running along this road.
"...on the pavement..."
Ooh... never heard of that before, eh?
"The pedestrian suffered serious injuries and was taken to hospital where
he remains in a stable condition.
"...serious injuries..."?
Hang on... that can't be right... as May Sun and all the other trolling chav-cyclists who used to frequent this NG were wont to assure us, it is *impossible* for a chav on a chav-bike to injure anyone else or damage
anything else.
Or that if it does happen, it can't be a serious injury.
Or that if it is a serious injury, it cannot possibly the chav-cyclist's
fault and has to be the pedestrian victim's own fault (for having the
cheek to walk along a footway).
Or that it is IS the chav-cyclist's fault, it's really the fault of some unknown and unidentifiable driver who was less than five miles away from
the chav riding his chav-bike on the FOOTway.
And that anyway, pedestrians don't matter and that FOOTways should be
reserved for the use of chavs on their chav-bikes.
That's about the size of it.
But let's see what May Sun makes of it (silence gives consent).
"We are requesting the public’s assistance to help establish the full circumstances surrounding the incident and in particular we are appealing
for information about the cyclist.
"Anyone with information that could assist the investigation should contact North Yorkshire Police on 101, select option 2, and ask for PC Crawford
103.
<https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/19686240.dog-walker-hospital-crash-cyclist-near-catterick/>
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