• This old chart from 1982 is 1982 is sent with love from me

    From Chris Brown@21:1/5 to All on Mon Mar 22 00:32:41 2021
    Going fully populist this week with a chart from a year that some call
    the greatest ever for pop.

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0e4vpzDCIpqcrWU6qYFwmP?si=LooJAVC5R3KS_fBCLVI9AA
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdiUvgvgpgNrstKDlVCrAE9MCifFwsKOE

    Chart dated: 27th March 1982

    1. (2) Goombay Dance Band Seven Tears
    2. (1) Tight Fit The Lion Sleeps Tonight
    3. (12) Julio Iglesias Quiereme Mucho (Yours)
    4. (8) Imagination Just An Illusion
    5. (3) Toni Basil Mickey
    6. (6) ABC Poison Arrow
    7. (16) Derek And The Dominoes Layla {1982 reissue}
    8. (10) Adrian Gurvitz Classic
    9. (15) Associates Party Fears Two
    10. (4) Haircut 100 Love Plus One
    11. (7) Bow Wow Wow Go Wild In The Country
    12. (5) Fun Boy Three And Bananarama It Ain't What You Do It's The Way
    That You Do It
    13. (11) Depeche Mode See You
    14. (31) Chas & Dave Ain't No Pleasing You
    15. (13) Iron Maiden Run To The Hills
    16. (42) Japan Ghosts
    17. (9) The J. Geils Band Centerfold
    18. (23) Visage The Damned Don't Cry
    19. (21) Gary Numan Music For Chameleons
    20. (14) Madness Cardiac Arrest
    21. (35) Leo Sayer Have You Ever Been In Love
    22. (26) Pluto Your Honour
    23. (36) Classix Nouveaux Is It A Dream?
    24. (17) Starsound Stars On 45 III (Stars On Stevie)
    25. (18) Robert Palmer Some Guys Have All The Luck
    26. (29) The Nolans Don't Love Me Too Hard
    27. (37) Elvis Presley Are You Lonesome Tonight (Laughing version)
    28. (32) Foster & Allen A Bunch of Thyme
    29. (30) Kool And The Gang Take My Heart (You Can Have It If You Want It) 30. (19) Adam & The Ants Deutscher Girls
    31. (33) David Bowie In Bertolt Brecht's Baal
    [Baal's Hymn; Remembering Marie A.; Ballad Of The Adventurers; The
    Drowned Girl; The Dirty Song]
    32. (25) ABBA Head Over Heels
    33. (NE) Bucks Fizz My Camera Never Lies
    34. (22) The Jets Love Makes The World Go Round
    35. (NE) Dollar Give Me Back My Heart
    36. (NE) Status Quo Dear John
    37. (54) Bill Wyman A New Fashion
    38. (74) Barbra Streisand Memory
    39. (20) The Jam Town Called Malice/Precious
    40. (24) Soft Cell Say Hello Wave Goodbye

    41. (NE) Altered Images See Those Eyes
    42. (53) Vicky D The Beat Is Mine
    43. (58) Killing Joke Empire Song
    44. (66) The Boomtown Rats House On Fire
    45. (70) Dexys Midnight Runners The Celtic Soul Brothers
    46. (55) Anti-Nowhere League I Hate... People
    47. (41) Genesis Man On The Corner
    48. (56) Mike Oldfield Five Miles Out
    49. (27) Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark Maid Of Orleans (The Waltz
    Joan Of Arc)
    50. (64) Graham Parker Temporary Beauty
    51. (50) Blue Rondo A La Turk Klactoveesedstein
    52. (NE) Tygers Of Pan Tang Love Potion Number 9
    53. (69) Xavier Work That Sucker To Death
    54. (46) Adam & The Ants Antmusic EP
    [Friends; Kick; Physical]
    55. (44) The Four Tops Tonight I'm Gonna Love You All Over
    56. (38) D Train You're The One For Me
    57. (NE) Shalamar I Can Make You Feel Good
    58. (28) Daryl Hall & John Oates I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)
    59. (51) Smokey Robinson Tell Me Tomorrow
    60. (NE) Elton John Blue Eyes
    61. (72) Dollar Ring Ring
    62. (45) Bauhaus Kick In The Eye {1982 reissue}
    63. (34) Mike Post And Larry Carlton Theme From "Hill Street Blues"
    64. (49) Quarterflash Harden My Heart
    65. (43) Blackfoot Dry County (Four From Blackfoot)
    [Dry County; Too Hard To Handle; On The Run (live); Train Train (live)]
    66. (NE) A Flock Of Seagulls I Ran
    67. (NE) Slade Ruby Red
    68. (39) The Stranglers Golden Brown
    69. (52) Hank Marvin Don't Talk
    70. (NE) B-Movie Nowhere Girl
    71. (RE) T Rex Telegram Sam
    72. (NE) Mobiles Amour Amour
    73. (47) George Benson Never Give Up On A Good Thing
    74. (NE) XTC Ball And Chain
    75. (NE) Chris Rea Loving You

    Chris

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  • From Vidcapper@21:1/5 to Chris Brown on Mon Mar 22 14:50:38 2021
    On 22/03/2021 00:32, Chris Brown wrote:

    Chart dated: 27th March 1982

    1. (2) Goombay Dance Band Seven Tears
    2. (1) Tight Fit The Lion Sleeps Tonight

    4. (8) Imagination Just An Illusion
    5. (3) Toni Basil Mickey
    6. (6) ABC Poison Arrow
    7. (16) Derek And The Dominoes Layla {1982 reissue}
    8. (10) Adrian Gurvitz Classic
    9. (15) Associates Party Fears Two
    10. (4) Haircut 100 Love Plus One
    11. (7) Bow Wow Wow Go Wild In The Country
    12. (5) Fun Boy Three And Bananarama It Ain't What You Do It's The
    Way That You Do It
    13. (11) Depeche Mode See You
    14. (31) Chas & Dave Ain't No Pleasing You
    15. (13) Iron Maiden Run To The Hills

    17. (9) The J. Geils Band Centerfold
    18. (23) Visage The Damned Don't Cry
    19. (21) Gary Numan Music For Chameleons
    20. (14) Madness Cardiac Arrest

    22. (26) Pluto Your Honour
    23. (36) Classix Nouveaux Is It A Dream?

    25. (18) Robert Palmer Some Guys Have All The Luck

    27. (37) Elvis Presley Are You Lonesome Tonight (Laughing version)
    28. (32) Foster & Allen A Bunch of Thyme

    30. (19) Adam & The Ants Deutscher Girls

    32. (25) ABBA Head Over Heels
    33. (NE) Bucks Fizz My Camera Never Lies

    35. (NE) Dollar Give Me Back My Heart
    36. (NE) Status Quo Dear John
    37. (54) Bill Wyman A New Fashion
    38. (74) Barbra Streisand Memory
    39. (20) The Jam Town Called Malice/Precious
    40. (24) Soft Cell Say Hello Wave Goodbye

    I remember nearly all this T40!

    41. (NE) Altered Images See Those Eyes

    44. (66) The Boomtown Rats House On Fire

    THe first single I ever bought!

    45. (70) Dexys Midnight Runners The Celtic Soul Brothers

    48. (56) Mike Oldfield Five Miles Out
    49. (27) Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark Maid Of Orleans (The
    Waltz Joan Of Arc)

    51. (50) Blue Rondo A La Turk Klactoveesedstein

    57. (NE) Shalamar I Can Make You Feel Good
    58. (28) Daryl Hall & John Oates I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)

    60. (NE) Elton John Blue Eyes

    63. (34) Mike Post And Larry Carlton Theme From "Hill Street Blues"

    66. (NE) A Flock Of Seagulls I Ran

    68. (39) The Stranglers Golden Brown

    72. (NE) Mobiles Amour Amour
    73. (47) George Benson Never Give Up On A Good Thing
    74. (NE) XTC Ball And Chain

    I think this is the most I remember from any chart!

    --

    Paul Hyett, Cheltenham

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  • From Chris Brown@21:1/5 to Vidcapper on Sun Mar 28 22:50:53 2021
    On 22/03/2021 14:50, Vidcapper wrote:
    On 22/03/2021 00:32, Chris Brown wrote:

    Chart dated: 27th March 1982

    1.    (2) Goombay Dance Band    Seven Tears
    2.    (1) Tight Fit    The Lion Sleeps Tonight

    4.    (8) Imagination    Just An Illusion
    5.    (3) Toni Basil    Mickey
    6.    (6) ABC    Poison Arrow
    7.   (16) Derek And The Dominoes    Layla {1982 reissue}
    8.   (10) Adrian Gurvitz    Classic
    9.   (15) Associates    Party Fears Two
    10.   (4) Haircut 100    Love Plus One
    11.   (7) Bow Wow Wow    Go Wild In The Country
    12.   (5) Fun Boy Three And Bananarama    It Ain't What You Do It's The >> Way That You Do It
    13.  (11) Depeche Mode    See You
    14.  (31) Chas & Dave    Ain't No Pleasing You
    15.  (13) Iron Maiden    Run To The Hills

    17.   (9) The J. Geils Band    Centerfold
    18.  (23) Visage    The Damned Don't Cry
    19.  (21) Gary Numan    Music For Chameleons
    20.  (14) Madness    Cardiac Arrest

    22.  (26) Pluto    Your Honour
    23.  (36) Classix Nouveaux    Is It A Dream?

    25.  (18) Robert Palmer    Some Guys Have All The Luck

    27.  (37) Elvis Presley    Are You Lonesome Tonight (Laughing version) >> 28.  (32) Foster & Allen    A Bunch of Thyme

    30.  (19) Adam & The Ants    Deutscher Girls

    32.  (25) ABBA    Head Over Heels
    33.  (NE) Bucks Fizz    My Camera Never Lies

    35.  (NE) Dollar    Give Me Back My Heart
    36.  (NE) Status Quo    Dear John
    37.  (54) Bill Wyman    A New Fashion
    38.  (74) Barbra Streisand    Memory
    39.  (20) The Jam    Town Called Malice/Precious
    40.  (24) Soft Cell    Say Hello Wave Goodbye

    I remember nearly all this T40!

    41.  (NE) Altered Images    See Those Eyes

    44.  (66) The Boomtown Rats    House On Fire

    THe first single I ever bought!

    45.  (70) Dexys Midnight Runners    The Celtic Soul Brothers

    48.  (56) Mike Oldfield    Five Miles Out
    49.  (27) Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark    Maid Of Orleans (The
    Waltz Joan Of Arc)

    51.  (50) Blue Rondo A La Turk    Klactoveesedstein

    57.  (NE) Shalamar    I Can Make You Feel Good
    58.  (28) Daryl Hall & John Oates    I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)

    60.  (NE) Elton John    Blue Eyes

    63.  (34) Mike Post And Larry Carlton    Theme From "Hill Street Blues"

    66.  (NE) A Flock Of Seagulls    I Ran

    68.  (39) The Stranglers    Golden Brown

    72.  (NE) Mobiles    Amour Amour
    73.  (47) George Benson    Never Give Up On A Good Thing
    74.  (NE) XTC    Ball And Chain

    I think this is the most I remember from any chart!

    Even some pretty obscure ones there, well done.


    Hardly seems necessary to list the songs with other versions but that's
    never stopped me before.

    2. (1) Tight Fit The Lion Sleeps Tonight
    3. (12) Julio Iglesias Quiereme Mucho (Yours)
    4. (8) Imagination Just An Illusion {sampled on Get Your Number by
    Mariah Carey}
    5. (3) Toni Basil Mickey {gender-switched cover of a Racey song}
    24. (17) Starsound Stars On 45 III (Stars On Stevie)
    25. (18) Robert Palmer Some Guys Have All The Luck {one of several
    covers of this song, but apparently he initially thought he'd written it himself}
    27. (37) Elvis Presley Are You Lonesome Tonight (Laughing version)
    34. (22) The Jets Love Makes The World Go Round
    38. (74) Barbra Streisand Memory
    40. (24) Soft Cell Say Hello Wave Goodbye
    52. (NE) Tygers Of Pan Tang Love Potion Number 9
    56. (38) D Train You're The One For Me {sampled several times}
    57. (NE) Shalamar I Can Make You Feel Good
    58. (28) Daryl Hall & John Oates I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) {sampled on at least four subsequent hits}
    68. (39) The Stranglers Golden Brown

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  • From Mark Goodge@21:1/5 to All on Sun Apr 11 21:32:28 2021
    On Mon, 22 Mar 2021 00:32:41 +0000, Chris Brown <extreme_rice@yahoo.com>
    wrote:


    Going fully populist this week with a chart from a year that some call
    the greatest ever for pop.

    I'm not entirely sure I'd agree with that, although it probably is one
    of the best vintages. If it is the greatest ever, though, then this
    chart doesn't really do it justice.

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0e4vpzDCIpqcrWU6qYFwmP?si=LooJAVC5R3KS_fBCLVI9AA
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdiUvgvgpgNrstKDlVCrAE9MCifFwsKOE

    Chart dated: 27th March 1982

    This is very much from my era, so I remember most of these very well.
    Although, in some cases, I wish I didn't.

    I've seen four acts in this chart play live. One of those gigs was the
    one that I consider my all-time favourite. And another is probably the
    second or third.

    1. (2) Goombay Dance Band Seven Tears

    This, for example, is not what you might expect if you'd been told you
    were going to hear a chart from the greatest year of popular music ever.
    It's not a hugely bad song (although I found it irritating at the time,
    and still do). But it does seem a bit out of place in an early 80s
    chart.

    2. (1) Tight Fit The Lion Sleeps Tonight

    This is very 80s, but also rather irritating. Not least because the lion
    does not, in fact, sleep in the jungle. Lions are animals of the plains
    and savannahs. The tiger, on the other hand, does sleep in mighty
    jungle. But that probably doesn't scan quite so well.

    3. (12) Julio Iglesias Quiereme Mucho (Yours)

    And another one that's about a decade too late to be appropriate.

    4. (8) Imagination Just An Illusion

    And another one that's incredibly irritating. I hated this at the time.
    I still do.

    5. (3) Toni Basil Mickey

    This irrirated me a lot at the time, too. But in this case I've warmed
    to a bit since. Only a bit, though.

    6. (6) ABC Poison Arrow

    This, on the other hand, is an absolute classic. Great song at the time,
    and still a great song.

    7. (16) Derek And The Dominoes Layla {1982 reissue}

    Great song, but of course it's not native to this chart.

    8. (10) Adrian Gurvitz Classic

    This could have been a good song - a classic, even - if only the
    composer had resisted the urge to stuff it full of really forced rhymes.
    Some of them might have worked, if used sparingly. But, unfortunately,
    no such restraint was shown. And hence this is not, in any possible
    sense of the word, a classic, unless you consider it a classic example
    of really bad lyric writing.

    9. (15) Associates Party Fears Two

    Good song. Very much of its time, though.

    10. (4) Haircut 100 Love Plus One

    Not their best song.

    11. (7) Bow Wow Wow Go Wild In The Country

    Probably their best song. The sleeve image was somewhat controversial at
    the time, and you probably wouldn't get away with it at all now.

    12. (5) Fun Boy Three And Bananarama It Ain't What You Do It's The Way
    That You Do It

    Rather bland cover.

    13. (11) Depeche Mode See You

    Not one of their best remembered songs now, but a pretty good one
    nonetheless.

    14. (31) Chas & Dave Ain't No Pleasing You

    Most of this chart ain't pleasing me, to be honest. Although this is
    tolerable enough.

    15. (13) Iron Maiden Run To The Hills

    Back in the days when old metal could still chart.

    16. (42) Japan Ghosts

    Their most successful single, although not, in my opinion, their best.
    Still a great song, though.

    17. (9) The J. Geils Band Centerfold

    Quite an amusing ditty.

    18. (23) Visage The Damned Don't Cry

    They were beginning to sound the same, by now.

    19. (21) Gary Numan Music For Chameleons

    And this sounds like an attempt to sound like Japan.

    20. (14) Madness Cardiac Arrest

    An unusually serious subject for a Madness song, but treated with their
    usual nuttiness. Rather odd, really.

    21. (35) Leo Sayer Have You Ever Been In Love

    Bland

    22. (26) Pluto Your Honour

    Planets feature quite a lot in both band and song titles, but this is
    one of the less common. The least common, in fact, with the exception of
    one planet that has never featured in a chart song or artist name. Bet
    you can't guess what that is.

    23. (36) Classix Nouveaux Is It A Dream?

    Good song. One of my favourites at the time.

    24. (17) Starsound Stars On 45 III (Stars On Stevie)

    They're pretty much milked the cash cow dry by the time of this one.

    25. (18) Robert Palmer Some Guys Have All The Luck

    Good song.

    26. (29) The Nolans Don't Love Me Too Hard

    Meh.

    27. (37) Elvis Presley Are You Lonesome Tonight (Laughing version)

    Absolutely dire.

    28. (32) Foster & Allen A Bunch of Thyme

    Back in the day when non-ironic folk music could chart. Although the
    lyrics, despite being traditional, are a little subversive. I'm not
    entirely sure you could get away with warning a lady to look after her
    garden in other musical contexts.

    29. (30) Kool And The Gang Take My Heart (You Can Have It If You Want It)

    Bland.

    30. (19) Adam & The Ants Deutscher Girls

    A re-release of an early single, in an attempt to cash in on their
    success with Kings of the Wild Frontier. It's an OK song, but you can
    see why this incarnation of the Ants wasn't really successful.

    31. (33) David Bowie In Bertolt Brecht's Baal
    [Baal's Hymn; Remembering Marie A.; Ballad Of The Adventurers; The
    Drowned Girl; The Dirty Song]

    A slightly odd choice to release as an EP, given that this was
    essentially just the soundtrack to a BBC production of the eponymous
    play and Bowie was merely singing existing songs, with no creative
    input. But, on the other hand, it was another opportunity to cash in on
    his resurgent fame following Scary Monsters, along with every other
    cash-in release which filled the gap until Let's Dance came along.

    32. (25) ABBA Head Over Heels

    Their first single to miss the top ten for a decade. Which is entrely understandable, because it's pants. Not that they lasted much longer,
    anyway.

    33. (NE) Bucks Fizz My Camera Never Lies

    A slightly more sopisticated, and darker, sound than their previous
    singles. A new entry in this chart, it was to be their last number one.

    34. (22) The Jets Love Makes The World Go Round

    Meh.

    35. (NE) Dollar Give Me Back My Heart

    B;and and boring.

    36. (NE) Status Quo Dear John

    Milk that formula, baby, milk it.

    37. (54) Bill Wyman A New Fashion

    Slightly strange song.

    38. (74) Barbra Streisand Memory

    Maiow.

    Not a typical chart song, of course, but it is a very good one. This
    kind of sub-operatic showstopper is what Andrew Lloyd Webber does best,
    and this was from probably his most successful era.

    39. (20) The Jam Town Called Malice/Precious

    Great song. Probably their best. The first few bars, before the vocal
    kicks in, are one the best pop song intros ever. And the rest of the
    song is pretty good, too!

    40. (24) Soft Cell Say Hello Wave Goodbye

    It's possibly an unpopular opinion, but I think this is their best song.

    49. (27) Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark Maid Of Orleans (The Waltz >Joan Of Arc)

    And, possibly not so controversially, I think this is their best, too.

    68. (39) The Stranglers Golden Brown

    And this is definitely their best, although we're well into the tail end
    of the chart with the lingering fallers here. Nonetheless, it's worth
    noting, if only in passing. I've mentioned before how I really like the
    way it sticks a 4/4 bar in an otherwise 3/4 song, which really gives it
    its distinctive feel.

    One of the things I want to do, when lockdown is finally over and we can
    do things again, is visit Leighton House Museum where part of the video
    for this song was filmed. I want to see if any of it is recognisable
    from having seen the video.

    Mark

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  • From Chris Brown@21:1/5 to Mark Goodge on Mon Apr 12 00:15:24 2021
    On 11/04/2021 21:32, Mark Goodge wrote:
    On Mon, 22 Mar 2021 00:32:41 +0000, Chris Brown <extreme_rice@yahoo.com> wrote:


    Going fully populist this week with a chart from a year that some call
    the greatest ever for pop.

    I'm not entirely sure I'd agree with that, although it probably is one
    of the best vintages.

    It's definitely the case that people say that, but I presume that wasn't
    what you were disagreeing with.

    If it is the greatest ever, though, then this
    chart doesn't really do it justice.

    Yeah, I don't think I've seen anyone name this specific week, but I have
    seen people claim the chart a couple of weeks later.

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0e4vpzDCIpqcrWU6qYFwmP?si=LooJAVC5R3KS_fBCLVI9AA
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdiUvgvgpgNrstKDlVCrAE9MCifFwsKOE

    Chart dated: 27th March 1982

    This is very much from my era, so I remember most of these very well. Although, in some cases, I wish I didn't.

    I've seen four acts in this chart play live. One of those gigs was the
    one that I consider my all-time favourite. And another is probably the
    second or third.

    And U2 aren't even there.

    1. (2) Goombay Dance Band Seven Tears

    This, for example, is not what you might expect if you'd been told you
    were going to hear a chart from the greatest year of popular music ever.
    It's not a hugely bad song (although I found it irritating at the time,
    and still do). But it does seem a bit out of place in an early 80s
    chart.

    I think this can be a problem with the way some people talk about music, because you're right that this doesn't fit the accepted trends of 1982.
    But as those of us alive at the time will remember this sort of music
    didn't stop becoming popular just because New Romantics existed so it
    does fit my actual memories of the time. Even though I don't much
    remember this specific song.

    2. (1) Tight Fit The Lion Sleeps Tonight

    Whereas I do remember this. In fairness it was more child-friendly, at
    least in this version.

    This is very 80s, but also rather irritating. Not least because the lion
    does not, in fact, sleep in the jungle. Lions are animals of the plains
    and savannahs.

    Yeah, but they're cats so if you took them to a jungle they probably
    would sleep to be fair.

    The tiger, on the other hand, does sleep in mighty
    jungle. But that probably doesn't scan quite so well.

    It would *scan* just as well but you're right it doesn't sound as good.

    Of course the best pop fact about this is that it doesn't feature any of
    the actual members of Tight Fit but does feature Tim-Friese-Greene, long-serving producer and co-writer of Talk Talk most avant-garde work.

    3. (12) Julio Iglesias Quiereme Mucho (Yours)

    And another one that's about a decade too late to be appropriate.

    That disco beat is only about five years out of date surely?
    Seriously this is another track that sort of fits my memories of the
    era, I guess because more and more people were going on foreign
    holidays. My aunt (who would have been in her mid-20s at this point)
    definitely had some Julio Iglesias tapes.

    4. (8) Imagination Just An Illusion

    And another one that's incredibly irritating. I hated this at the time.
    I still do.

    I found it really weird, but I grew to like it.

    5. (3) Toni Basil Mickey

    This irrirated me a lot at the time, too. But in this case I've warmed
    to a bit since. Only a bit, though.

    Again, as a child it suited me. Then I went off it as I grew up, then I
    kind of understood it more later.

    6. (6) ABC Poison Arrow

    This, on the other hand, is an absolute classic. Great song at the time,
    and still a great song.

    Very much a song that is in the vogue of its time.

    7. (16) Derek And The Dominoes Layla {1982 reissue}

    Great song, but of course it's not native to this chart.

    I think it might have been one of the last chances to get the shorter edit.

    8. (10) Adrian Gurvitz Classic

    This could have been a good song - a classic, even - if only the
    composer had resisted the urge to stuff it full of really forced rhymes.
    Some of them might have worked, if used sparingly. But, unfortunately,
    no such restraint was shown. And hence this is not, in any possible
    sense of the word, a classic, unless you consider it a classic example
    of really bad lyric writing.

    I think that's exactly what it is, probably the only reason anyone
    remembers it now.

    9. (15) Associates Party Fears Two

    Good song. Very much of its time, though.

    This is possibly the most 1982 track because it's so hard to envisage it
    as a big hit at any other time, and indeed they had no Top 40 hits
    outside that year.

    10. (4) Haircut 100 Love Plus One

    Not their best song.

    I tend to agree but it seemed to be their biggest one.

    11. (7) Bow Wow Wow Go Wild In The Country

    Probably their best song. The sleeve image was somewhat controversial at
    the time, and you probably wouldn't get away with it at all now.

    Almost from a different angle.

    12. (5) Fun Boy Three And Bananarama It Ain't What You Do It's The Way
    That You Do It

    Rather bland cover.

    Must have been distinctive at the time.

    13. (11) Depeche Mode See You

    Not one of their best remembered songs now, but a pretty good one nonetheless.

    I suppose it's relatively light by their standards.

    14. (31) Chas & Dave Ain't No Pleasing You

    Most of this chart ain't pleasing me, to be honest. Although this is tolerable enough.

    I actually think this is one of the best songs in the chart.

    15. (13) Iron Maiden Run To The Hills

    Back in the days when old metal could still chart.

    Which reminds me that when the NME reviewed the 2002 reissue, it claimed
    that the best thing about Nu Metal was that it wasn't Old metal.

    16. (42) Japan Ghosts

    Their most successful single, although not, in my opinion, their best.
    Still a great song, though.

    Very much not an obvious hit. I presume this was the week after they
    were on TotP.

    17. (9) The J. Geils Band Centerfold

    Quite an amusing ditty.

    Well it has a punchline.

    18. (23) Visage The Damned Don't Cry

    They were beginning to sound the same, by now.

    Though not the same as The Damned.

    19. (21) Gary Numan Music For Chameleons

    And this sounds like an attempt to sound like Japan.

    Hadn't particularly occurred to me before, possibly because I associate
    it with that Alan Partridge bit.

    20. (14) Madness Cardiac Arrest

    An unusually serious subject for a Madness song, but treated with their
    usual nuttiness. Rather odd, really.

    And presumably the reason that 14 was its peak, interrupting an
    otherwise impressive run of Top 10 hits.
    Perhaps they should have made it a double A-side with 'In The City'.

    21. (35) Leo Sayer Have You Ever Been In Love

    Bland

    Of course.

    22. (26) Pluto Your Honour

    Planets feature quite a lot in both band and song titles, but this is
    one of the less common.

    Skipping any debate over whether it was in fact a planet.

    The least common, in fact, with the exception of
    one planet that has never featured in a chart song or artist name. Bet
    you can't guess what that is.

    I presume you're only counting planets in our solar system?

    23. (36) Classix Nouveaux Is It A Dream?

    Good song. One of my favourites at the time.

    Ironically, I only like the bit where he says "satis-FACTION".

    24. (17) Starsound Stars On 45 III (Stars On Stevie)

    They're pretty much milked the cash cow dry by the time of this one.

    You'd think.

    25. (18) Robert Palmer Some Guys Have All The Luck

    Good song.

    Do you think this is the best version though?

    26. (29) The Nolans Don't Love Me Too Hard

    Meh.

    Dodgy title.

    27. (37) Elvis Presley Are You Lonesome Tonight (Laughing version)

    Absolutely dire.

    I suppose there's something quite cool about the fact that this comes
    out posthumously, in some contrast to a lot of the more sentimental
    Elvis tributes.

    28. (32) Foster & Allen A Bunch of Thyme

    Back in the day when non-ironic folk music could chart. Although the
    lyrics, despite being traditional, are a little subversive. I'm not
    entirely sure you could get away with warning a lady to look after her
    garden in other musical contexts.

    Oooh, pardon!

    Of course it's actually pretty standard for folk music to be like that,
    but a lot of that got smoothed out in the recording era.

    29. (30) Kool And The Gang Take My Heart (You Can Have It If You Want It)

    Bland.

    Even the title looks like it's from an automated Kool & The Gang generator.

    30. (19) Adam & The Ants Deutscher Girls

    A re-release of an early single, in an attempt to cash in on their
    success with Kings of the Wild Frontier.

    One of several, due to the multiple labels who owned bits of their
    catalogue.

    It's an OK song, but you can
    see why this incarnation of the Ants wasn't really successful.

    Even the famous version took a while (and consequently wasn't big for
    that long).

    31. (33) David Bowie In Bertolt Brecht's Baal
    [Baal's Hymn; Remembering Marie A.; Ballad Of The Adventurers; The
    Drowned Girl; The Dirty Song]

    A slightly odd choice to release as an EP, given that this was
    essentially just the soundtrack to a BBC production of the eponymous
    play and Bowie was merely singing existing songs, with no creative
    input.

    The really odd part was that the released EP was specially recorded -
    the last time he worked with Tony Visconti for almost 20 years, as it
    turned out - rather than the TV soundtrack.

    But, on the other hand, it was another opportunity to cash in on
    his resurgent fame following Scary Monsters, along with every other
    cash-in release which filled the gap until Let's Dance came along.

    Bowie obviously chose to do this, which is indeed not the most obvious commercial decision.

    32. (25) ABBA Head Over Heels

    Their first single to miss the top ten for a decade. Which is entrely understandable, because it's pants. Not that they lasted much longer,
    anyway.

    I've already forgotten it in the last couple of weeks.

    33. (NE) Bucks Fizz My Camera Never Lies

    A slightly more sopisticated, and darker, sound than their previous
    singles. A new entry in this chart, it was to be their last number one.

    Probably their least remembered to, unfairly.


    35. (NE) Dollar Give Me Back My Heart

    B;and and boring.

    Dollar made some interesting records - well, Trevor Horn made some
    interesting records that Dollar did vocals on - but this isn't one of them.

    36. (NE) Status Quo Dear John

    Milk that formula, baby, milk it.

    Only 15 years in at this point.

    37. (54) Bill Wyman A New Fashion

    Slightly strange song.

    I mean, Bill Wyman having a solo career is already pretty strange.

    38. (74) Barbra Streisand Memory

    Maiow.

    Not a typical chart song, of course, but it is a very good one. This
    kind of sub-operatic showstopper is what Andrew Lloyd Webber does best,
    and this was from probably his most successful era.

    She never actually did Cats though did she? Just recorded this as itself.

    39. (20) The Jam Town Called Malice/Precious

    Great song. Probably their best. The first few bars, before the vocal
    kicks in, are one the best pop song intros ever. And the rest of the
    song is pretty good, too!

    I presume you're referring to the first song here. Which is probably the
    less contemporary one at the time, but the more popular in retrospect.

    40. (24) Soft Cell Say Hello Wave Goodbye

    It's possibly an unpopular opinion, but I think this is their best song.

    I think it's a pretty popular opinion that it's their best original
    song. Although I think I slightly prefer 'Torch'.

    49. (27) Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark Maid Of Orleans (The Waltz
    Joan Of Arc)

    And, possibly not so controversially, I think this is their best, too.

    It's certainly not their most famous one.

    Chris

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  • From Mark Goodge@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 12 14:08:16 2021
    On Mon, 12 Apr 2021 00:15:24 +0100, Chris Brown <extreme_rice@yahoo.com>
    wrote:

    On 11/04/2021 21:32, Mark Goodge wrote:
    On Mon, 22 Mar 2021 00:32:41 +0000, Chris Brown <extreme_rice@yahoo.com>
    wrote:

    Chart dated: 27th March 1982

    This is very much from my era, so I remember most of these very well.
    Although, in some cases, I wish I didn't.

    I've seen four acts in this chart play live. One of those gigs was the
    one that I consider my all-time favourite. And another is probably the
    second or third.

    And U2 aren't even there.

    No, but Bowie and Japan are.

    22. (26) Pluto Your Honour

    Planets feature quite a lot in both band and song titles, but this is
    one of the less common.

    Skipping any debate over whether it was in fact a planet.

    The least common, in fact, with the exception of
    one planet that has never featured in a chart song or artist name. Bet
    you can't guess what that is.

    I presume you're only counting planets in our solar system?

    Yes. I'm sure there are loads elsewhere that have never occurred in a
    chart song or artist title. Especially if you include the names that
    their own residents have for them.

    27. (37) Elvis Presley Are You Lonesome Tonight (Laughing version)

    Absolutely dire.

    I suppose there's something quite cool about the fact that this comes
    out posthumously, in some contrast to a lot of the more sentimental
    Elvis tributes.

    These days they wouldn't bother, they'd just let it go viral on Youtube
    and social media.

    31. (33) David Bowie In Bertolt Brecht's Baal
    [Baal's Hymn; Remembering Marie A.; Ballad Of The Adventurers; The
    Drowned Girl; The Dirty Song]

    A slightly odd choice to release as an EP, given that this was
    essentially just the soundtrack to a BBC production of the eponymous
    play and Bowie was merely singing existing songs, with no creative
    input.

    The really odd part was that the released EP was specially recorded -
    the last time he worked with Tony Visconti for almost 20 years, as it
    turned out - rather than the TV soundtrack.

    But, on the other hand, it was another opportunity to cash in on
    his resurgent fame following Scary Monsters, along with every other
    cash-in release which filled the gap until Let's Dance came along.

    Bowie obviously chose to do this, which is indeed not the most obvious >commercial decision.

    I don't think he particularly needed to be commercial, though, at that
    stage in his career.

    33. (NE) Bucks Fizz My Camera Never Lies

    A slightly more sopisticated, and darker, sound than their previous
    singles. A new entry in this chart, it was to be their last number one.

    Probably their least remembered to, unfairly.

    Yeah, it's plausible that they could have matured as a band and
    progressed a bit from their Europop origins, and this single might have
    been a sign of what was to come. But it never really happened.

    38. (74) Barbra Streisand Memory

    Maiow.

    Not a typical chart song, of course, but it is a very good one. This
    kind of sub-operatic showstopper is what Andrew Lloyd Webber does best,
    and this was from probably his most successful era.

    She never actually did Cats though did she? Just recorded this as itself.

    Yes; this was a cover version. recorded as a bonus new track on a
    compilation album. The album itself was called "Memories", and a lot of
    people think this song is, too.

    The original West End cast recording version is by Elaine Paige.

    40. (24) Soft Cell Say Hello Wave Goodbye

    It's possibly an unpopular opinion, but I think this is their best song.

    I think it's a pretty popular opinion that it's their best original
    song. Although I think I slightly prefer 'Torch'.

    Their original songs (or, at least, the ones that charted) all retain
    more of a "sense of era" about them for me than 'Tainted Love', mainly
    because the latter is such a commonly played gold format track that it's somewhat lost its association with the time I first heard it.

    49. (27) Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark Maid Of Orleans (The Waltz
    Joan Of Arc)

    And, possibly not so controversially, I think this is their best, too.

    It's certainly not their most famous one.

    No, but I think this section of their career was their most creative.

    Mark

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  • From Chris Brown@21:1/5 to Mark Goodge on Tue Apr 20 15:15:03 2021
    On Monday, April 12, 2021 at 2:08:22 PM UTC+1, Mark Goodge wrote:
    On Mon, 12 Apr 2021 00:15:24 +0100, Chris Brown <extrem...@yahoo.com>
    wrote:
    On 11/04/2021 21:32, Mark Goodge wrote:
    On Mon, 22 Mar 2021 00:32:41 +0000, Chris Brown <extrem...@yahoo.com>
    wrote:

    Chart dated: 27th March 1982

    This is very much from my era, so I remember most of these very well.
    Although, in some cases, I wish I didn't.

    I've seen four acts in
    22. (26) Pluto Your Honour

    Planets feature quite a lot in both band and song titles, but this is
    one of the less common.

    Skipping any debate over whether it was in fact a planet.

    The least common, in fact, with the exception of
    one planet that has never featured in a chart song or artist name. Bet
    you can't guess what that is.

    I presume you're only counting planets in our solar system?
    Yes. I'm sure there are loads elsewhere that have never occurred in a
    chart song or artist title. Especially if you include the names that
    their own residents have for them.

    I presume the actual answer is Uranus, although that of course is in a charting album title.

    27. (37) Elvis Presley Are You Lonesome Tonight (Laughing version)

    Absolutely dire.

    I suppose there's something quite cool about the fact that this comes
    out posthumously, in some contrast to a lot of the more sentimental
    Elvis tributes.
    These days they wouldn't bother, they'd just let it go viral on Youtube
    and social media.

    These days they’d release anything with his name on it though.

    31. (33) David Bowie In Bertolt Brecht's Baal
    [Baal's Hymn; Remembering Marie A.; Ballad Of The Adventurers; The
    Drowned Girl; The Dirty Song]

    A slightly odd choice to release as an EP, given that this was
    essentially just the soundtrack to a BBC production of the eponymous
    play and Bowie was merely singing existing songs, with no creative
    input.

    The really odd part was that the released EP was specially recorded -
    the last time he worked with Tony Visconti for almost 20 years, as it >turned out - rather than the TV soundtrack.

    But, on the other hand, it was another opportunity to cash in on
    his resurgent fame following Scary Monsters, along with every other
    cash-in release which filled the gap until Let's Dance came along.

    Bowie obviously chose to do this, which is indeed not the most obvious >commercial decision.
    I don't think he particularly needed to be commercial, though, at that
    stage in his career.

    The context is interesting because on the one hand he’s touting for a new record deal (Scary Monsters was the end of his RCA deal) but on the other hand he’s still having to pay his ex-manager a percentage of all earnings until later in 1982, so he
    has an incentive to hold back anything really lucrative.


    33. (NE) Bucks Fizz My Camera Never Lies

    A slightly more sopisticated, and darker, sound than their previous
    singles. A new entry in this chart, it was to be their last number one.

    Probably their least remembered too, unfairly.
    Yeah, it's plausible that they could have matured as a band and
    progressed a bit from their Europop origins, and this single might have
    been a sign of what was to come. But it never really happened.

    I think they did stick with this style but they were never this popular again.

    38. (74) Barbra Streisand Memory

    Maiow.

    Not a typical chart song, of course, but it is a very good one. This
    kind of sub-operatic showstopper is what Andrew Lloyd Webber does best, >> and this was from probably his most successful era.

    She never actually did Cats though did she? Just recorded this as itself. Yes; this was a cover version. recorded as a bonus new track on a compilation album. The album itself was called "Memories", and a lot of people think this song is, too.

    To be fair that’s unnecessarily confusing.


    40. (24) Soft Cell Say Hello Wave Goodbye

    It's possibly an unpopular opinion, but I think this is their best song.

    I think it's a pretty popular opinion that it's their best original
    song. Although I think I slightly prefer 'Torch'.
    Their original songs (or, at least, the ones that charted) all retain
    more of a "sense of era" about them for me than 'Tainted Love', mainly because the latter is such a commonly played gold format track that it's somewhat lost its association with the time I first heard it.

    You can probably even extend that to their other hit cover versions.

    49. (27) Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark Maid Of Orleans (The Waltz >>> Joan Of Arc)

    And, possibly not so controversially, I think this is their best, too.

    It's certainly not their most famous one.
    No, but I think this section of their career was their most creative.

    I think I’d agree about that, although my personal favourite is Messages.

    Chris

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