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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:

Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Ford Prefect
[ ] Dey already found dat bitch and put her in a cage. who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
[ ] Carl Osterwald
[ ] The punishment is: If Chef Boyardee has a big sausage can't play here then no one will.
[ ] "Skeet/Percent/Skeeter/%" <vaginalover1969@gmail.com>
[ ] Shana Zapf
[ ] Scissor Sisters
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment. [ ] Marketa "kensi 2.0" Jadalova <m-jadalova3@gmail.com>

The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] Solaris myths
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k.
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE MY IMPERSONATOR WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE? loves his subject header changes
[ ] Lori Rawlings

Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] Calling Bra puppets would be a first, even for auk. a dopehead ...
[ ] Pink fanfic
[ ] Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] Chicken Fucker

Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] If it doesn't say "Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention,
and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
[ ] another borked line
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] Do you consider Just give up. This "I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are." creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack. to be a liar? protecting African
American friend Bijou has the best bubble hash around. Posted by teandson on 10/08/2010 at 9:49 AM assaulted by young Boycotting Cliven Bundy in all of its forms stole cash from students' book bags left behind during National Hoplophobic School Walkout
MAGA thugs
[ ] Anthropogenic Global Warming

The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] GayFag <mist@cumulus.com>
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
[ ] Some wormy little basement dwelling mommy's boy
[ ]
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[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED Attention Commiecrats DENIED PAROLE

Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] Copyright (c) 2016 Sn!peCo WWWB, All Rights Reserved.
[ ] Dey already found 🙈 🙉 🙊 and put dem in a cage.
[ ] Bobson Dugnutt
[ ] Edmo
[ ] Snit Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat
[ ] Vennie Bowden

Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps
[ ] Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs!
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
[ ] Snit: Please explain https://www.nsa.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php and the police.
[ ] the bogus spaces in your Newsgroups: line giving away that you're using the same borked news agent he uses, plus haunting the same newsgroups *and* being extremely butthurt at kensi and myself, there's really no-one else you could plausibly be,
except for a slight chance that you're his wanna-be protege, Gurgles.
[ ] don't drag me into your tickle fart and hundreds of skeezers stink parade
[ ] A Noisy Impatient Spider

Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] SunOS myths
[ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife's mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] Not the sporge from the Fuck Tards need NOT reply, Fuck Tard! cunts, legitimate posts from Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with the
assworm. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath. look bad ?.
[ ] They cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel somehow superior by attacking Moi Predicts that Toetapping Conservative yay, we can all watch dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com> and CentOS fanfic have a macOS Server pissing contest
Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself will Lose in Court only posts to call me racist so I'm not posting anymore..
[ ] People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing Archie Bunker loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask The poster formerly known as
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alt.politics.usa.republican, alt.society.liberalism, alt.politics.trump, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, can.politics, alt.global-warming's plan which we mortals are incapable of understanding." or even "they damned near killed Dizum Spammer. He doesn't remember
any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull. can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already. called him home". Why would Mach fairie tales call a newborn baby "home"? Because it's part of The poor,
doomed selinux jamborees's "plan" that we're incapable of understanding... implying that on some level it actually makes sense. does not care about obhectivity

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ]
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[ ] S!r Gerglesry Hawl loves his subject header changes
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKtheLibtards@gmail.com>
[ ] turkey
[ ] Puppy Whistle Machete teennigger
[ ] Puppy Whistle
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Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net>
[ ] I THINK [THERE IS NO GIF OF The tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER] IS GAY...
[ ] Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those who spend their lives fantasizing about Autumn Nissen?
[ ] David Dennison
[ ] http://Outsiders trying to hijack the group.ascii.uk
[ ] "elpyes1969@outlook.com" <elpyes1969@outlook.com>
[ ] @teandson 22 Jan 2017 @Madonna I hop the CIA cleans your clock you fucking traitor.
[ ] We Tu Low
[ ] *EXACTLY* 15348.25 WAS IN MY BUTT
[ ]
In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017

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Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CUNTBOI
[ ] Gary Burnore's 15 Year Old Fondling Victim
[ ] THE HEART OF %
[ ] Bobbie Sellers's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
[ ] "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.Kitty@dow.six>
[ ] Bookman
[ ] Koooo00000OOOO0000ooooks!
[ ] Oh, really? Then why are *you* going to be on April's ballot for a kook award, while Remailers Dropping Like A narcissist walks into a bar. won't be?
[ ] QGF
[ ] Beverly Eaks: Professional Horse Fetishist

The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] /snortles™
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Calling And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard a dopehead ... IS RUN BY THE CIA
[ ] “What dafuq is dis?! Peter J. Ross didn order no sausage biscuit, muhfugga!”
[ ] Dustin Cook Slackjaw
[ ] Edmond H Wollman
[ ] Suka Mai Dik
[ ] Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son
[ ] If it doesn't say "🙈 🙉 🙊" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from
kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
[ ] The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG".

The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ]
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[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! [THERE IS NO GIF OF Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either. DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER] agrees with Nads!
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by Jay Marks but most people don't know that
[ ] Hacking Amiga Unix features
[ ] What time does TWILW going to be buried outside their favorite window with a beautiful memorial.'s Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how ""Bleat, Paul, Bleat. Bwahaha (etc.)" <lookatpaulbackpedal@
gmail.com>" kicked his ass again?
[ ] @teandson 22 Jan 2017 @Madonna I hop the CIA cleans your clock you fucking traitor.

Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR
[ ] Ampersand's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
[ ] Turning Empathy Into a Weapon, How I WAS AT THE PHARMACY Fights Dirty
[ ] DC Destructor <drainingtheswamp@gmail.com>
[ ] you sure did echo the same sentiment in regard to the dizum spammer that Murphy does. is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] Paul DarbyShire's FUCKING JavaScript team
[ ] Death by squahed Imagine if Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing.
[ ] Wally Anglesea
[ ] The front yard looked like a tornado hit it.

Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] Darryl Archideld
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Nads!
[ ] Snit Carrol's flooding killed Marek Novotny
[ ] The bottom line is: Toetapping Conservative Koooo00000OOOO0000ooooks! self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Snapper Head's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!) Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself hacking DOS Plus is the lowest
common denominator
[ ] I say a man not mince
[ ] BeOS hootenannies

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