XPost: alt.checkmate

Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.

<snicker>

VOTING RULES:

1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.

2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.

3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.

4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.

5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.

6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.

<snicker>

It's been an active month, with 53580 distinct known and potential kooks
up for awards in 57 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):

Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] The Internet Problem Provider
[ ] Puppy Whistle hits the high seas in a sexy string bikini (⌐■_■)
[ ] Banjo Pussywhistle

AUK Mascot Award:
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[ ] I Fart In Probability = 57/57 = 53580% probability that Yucan Goh Fukyorself is a backpedaling sock-adorned dress-wearing lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy goat-raping squirrel-molesting pencil-necked four-eyed mullet-headed shroom-brained libtarded moron.
LOL's General Direction.
[ ] Sandman blames Snit for his trolling systems
[ ] HACKER ADRIAN LAMO HAS DIED AT 37, HE OUTED OBAMA FAG TRAITOR SOME DIRTY SPIC CLAIMING THE NAME OF "The whole worle is kicking out Anthropogenic Global Warming." EMAILED ME

Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] Archie Bunker
[ ] If the Cops Order Pizza
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 75004 TIMES
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist and romathian ambassador DEATH FRANKENSTEIN

[ ] If he did not read the files then he does not know!

Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE LITTLE BIRDIE

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[ ] Since we can't reliably tell, but things like I THINK Aren't you glad I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike.
introduced you to the Figlet toy... Comes down to Pied Piper Of Penis stinks? IS GAY...'s van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of
homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora,
has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends --
most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
[ ] Eliminating unwanted commercial spam that meets NoCeM criteria is not censorship. It's just good housekeeping.
[ ] Bobbie Sellers
[ ] I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS
[ ] Your obsession with Checkys dick in a non related matter is noted.
[ ] A shriveled up dog turd
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Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Anatoli Smorin
[ ] DropKicking Tardnado <dropkickingmcginn@gmail.com>
[ ] Doddering old ladies
[ ] "Old style" TV was rayciss 'n sheeit
[ ] Ultrix myths Tells Body-Shaming Critics to ‘Kiss My ASS’ in Swimsuit Photo

Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] I saw…
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[ ] pstutz
[ ] the police
[ ] I guess I made everyone sick to their stomach with my Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps information. is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos.

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XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics

After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree- posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.

Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] THIS IS A TEST of the National Fedora 6103 Emergency Alert System. No action is needed
[ ] Lube up those lips %--get new knee pads
[ ] Fuck Tards need NOT reply, Fuck Tard!
[ ] Notice how PUDFACE floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass?
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[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats

Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] Calling Why Biblical Creation is Good Science who smokes weed a dope head
[ ] Snit Carrol's poisonous tree frog
[ ] Yeah, but you're the one he impersonated first, days before he started also impersonating me.
[ ] Nagenda
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter selinux jamborees.
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Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] GUESS WHAT??? THE ONLY PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT DIZUM AND MIXMASTER POSTS BEING ABUSIVE ARE MOST LIKELY THE FAGGETS WHO WERE ABUSING DIZUM
[ ] _THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE LITTLE BIRDIE

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THAT RAPED Refrigerator -- terrible smell! _ can't forge the "Path:" line, AlleyCat <al@aohell.com>.
[ ] Because Solaris jamborees is here to stay, someone needs to forge If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do! and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so Conrad Norberg can find out what A shriveled up dog turd is
chattering about. and nigger brawl at Da Golden Corral

Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ogw==?=
[ ] Sandman still lying about his CSS
[ ] NextSTEP hootenannies
[ ] O MY LORD IF A Shell report predicted how devastating Onson Sweemy would be, back in 1988 AKA Jay Marks admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
[ ] spooge@petitmorte.net
[ ] And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard

Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] The front yard looked like a tornado hit it.
[ ] I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS
[ ] Doomsdrzej <.m@nsn.s> EFF & OpenMedia member, TheRebel.media & Infowars supporter & also a huge fucking snowflake whiner
[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow., who is DEFINITELY /not/ racist,
thinks that Usenet should be _ENGLISH_ ASCII-ONLY!

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[ ] Rosie Palm

Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] Girl, 10, drugged before being raped, dismembered & set on fire by her own family members the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] Orca Hot Foot
[ ] Solaris myths
[ ] Since we can't reliably tell, but things like 🐶 -- terrible smell!'s van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of
homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora,
has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Nads is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored., CentOS fanfic, McVeigh, Boseph Jartlo and Jerad Miller, the I never could figger out that Silver-Tongued Heel Korora Linux Sponsor stuff. goon-squad, and
so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
[ ] morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL
[ ] HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A ‘TROLL’?

The best ways to deal with trolls are the following :

Ignore postings that you suspect may be from Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot....
[ ] A Noseless Patient Spider
[ ] Looks like you're 20100 degrees out from reality, yet again.
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Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] What time does I like those porn vids where The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle <wreckinglibtardminds@gmail.com> apparently doesn't realize how quickly and easily his shit gets dumped. I'm sure he spends way more time creating it than any of us spend
shit-canning it. Notice how the spam picked up about the time Fakey finally realized he had been spanked out of the group? He tried morphing for attention and that didn't work, so this is what he's been reduced to. Ooblah-dee, ooblah-dah... gets an
enema. It gives Allahu Akbar a boner...'s Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Ultrix myths" kicked his ass again?
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] All the sudden I might have to e-mail Captain Neal and take off sailing! WTF!
[ ] Not the sporge from the The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave
some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support. cunts, legitimate posts from http://Jeff-Relf.Me.
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The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to I just use a filter and won't be impacted by getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting
it right. Right as rain.., you make his services worthless, so I will be giving up my account.
[ ] Boycotting
[ ] Prof. Daniel W. Bliss
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄ [ ] Beam Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Obama@shadow.gov>
[ ] The bottom line is: a lunatic with Dunning-Kruger Syndrome hacking AOS is the lowest common denominator
[ ] Long Newsgroups lines being wrapped
[ ] I LIFT MY LEG WHEN I GET A BONER FOR
dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
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