XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
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VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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It's been an active month, with 42862 distinct known and potential kooks
up for awards in 90339 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
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[ ] Little Bobbie Butthurt...
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Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] Take a pill, Utah Republicans... you know you need to.
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or in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant. and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so Archie Bunker can find out what Amanda Lapkovsky is chattering about.
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SCIENCE FACT: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS NOT
THAT GREAT OF A TRILOGY AND DOUGLAS ADAMS IS
AN OVERRATED HACK WHO DESERVED TO DIE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS
WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?!
[ ] Little (⌐■_■) Butthurt...'s _lack_ of insight is amazing to me, that's all.
[ ] Lookie! Doomsdrzej has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.
[ ] Moi Predicts that 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to Pied Piper Of Penis will Lose in Court
[ ] Whatever name "Skeet/Percent/Skeeter/%" <
vaginalover1969@gmail.com> is using today
[ ] That's Dweebledork Paul's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
[ ] The reason why AC is WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY Queer Gay Faggot's dumping ground...
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] Well, you pinheads can just STFU.
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eyes@wideshut.com (Sycho)
[ ] George Harrison
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Mister Smartypants
[ ] Email available via polite request in NG.
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.
[ ] Snit Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] dolf <
dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] CentOS fairy tales
Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
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[ ] I don't agree with snit however... At least snit provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against snit. His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his
opinions here.
[ ] Back on topic ... dolf doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] The above Bible verse describes 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to Libtards Got Steamrolled <
libtardswhaawhaawhaa@gmail.com> and several other fools in these groups who contribute nothing more than the babble of fools.
[ ] I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans has better productivity.
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
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https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bay
[ ] Libtard yes or no
[ ] Dizum Spammer
AKA: The poster formerly known as
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