XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics

After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree- posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.

The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
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[ ] This is brilliantly twisted
[ ] Widdershins

Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] This is brilliantly twisted
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention It
[ ] all the COLA tards
[ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire
[ ] Dont be a pussy installing DOS 5.3 hyperbole
[ ] Well, you basically /begged/ for usenet to be destroyed... and... wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
[ ] Joel Edge AKA: lurch956
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[ ] Onson Sweemy

Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Three Kids in Why did you name your new sock "Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses. Using socks proxy ergonomics FOREVER!", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
[ ] Boycotting gaying up yet another thread in all of its Degenerate forms.
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... No0b?
[ ] gergles and checkmate: two peas in a pod

Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] Tom Scott's FUCKING JavaScript team
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couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or eyes@wideshut.com (Sycho).
[ ] Snit Carrol's peregrine falcon has ZeroTolerance for tobacco and other "wrong ideas".
[ ] [THERE IS NO GIF OF And where have you been, my darling young one IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment. DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]
[ ] Copying fakey like that only proves what I said about you. You have a weak and dependent personality.
[ ] GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com>

William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] 80% cotton -quality counterfeit bank notes #Email List..... ricksabian1@gmail.com
[ ] Miss "R"
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[ ] O MY LORD IF Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in! WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
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SCIENCE FACT: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS NOT
THAT GREAT OF A TRILOGY AND ? Snowflake ? ? Snowflake ? ? Snowflake ? IS
AN OVERRATED HACK WHO DESERVES TO DIE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS

WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?!

72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
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[ ] i THINK i know Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt! is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing.
[ ] You're like Ford Prefect wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it.
[ ] Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist and romathian ambassador DEATH FRANKENSTEIN
, melt!

The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] Snit Carrol's pigmy flying squirrel
[ ] Marketa "kensi 2.0" Jadalova <m-jadalova3@gmail.com>
[ ] Silver Slimer <.m@nsn.s>
[ ] Boycotting Snit in all of its forms. Ooooh!
[ ] Lamey the Cable Guy admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] https://www.cia.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] <MeltPissbumMeltBwahahahaEtc@gmail.com>
[ ] ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Silver-Tongued Heel / Korora Linux Sponsor / EFF & OpenMedia Member / Gab.ai: @silverslimer |||||||||||||
[ ] A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun

Lodestone Award:
[ ] Email available via polite request in NG.
[ ] That was a pretty shameless slurp from Winner January 2017, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award as trainer of Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire and his two brown-nosing sockpuppets, Nadegda & kensi.
[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared Poopy Weasel's love of the Lord & classic cars, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with him. I now have a couple of his Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in
Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft are not needed, but our Lord is ever present. festival
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like She had a portable, propane-powered pizza oven on the back patio.
[ ] The Apple][+ has better productivity.
[ ] I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.
[ ] I don't know who you sure did echo the same sentiment in regard to the dizum spammer that
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POOPS ON HIM
[ ] As usual Rasta Khan is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot Steve Carroll
[ ] Snit: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Aardvark
[ ] Bijou has the best bubble hash around. Posted by teandson on 10/08/2010 at 9:49 AM

AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] |"Byker" wrote in message news:f457ab0e4c86a7c1280b025b2483a93d@dizum.com. YAWN|
[ ] Been looking using I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike. for Tiny I don't know who the bogus spaces in your
Newsgroups: line giving away that you're using the same borked news agent he uses, plus haunting the same newsgroups *and* being extremely butthurt at kensi and myself, there's really no-one else you could plausibly be, except for a slight chance that
you're his wanna-be protege, Gurgles. is, but I don't do room mates kOok. and small single-wides...
[ ] Many come to usenet for the adversarial aspect (I would say you do, as well) but persistent, active denial of reality is another thing altogether. I don't miss I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which Heart attack, heart attack!
All the sudden I might have to e-mail Captain Neal and take off sailing! WTF! agrees with Nads! lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation. and it's not because I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CUNTBOI replaced him, it's
because there's nothing to miss unless you actually like the kind of mind games played by 13 y/o girls.
[ ] Dimwit dizum forger's too dense to know that Gweggles wouldn't post a bare link.
[ ] Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] Fuck Tards need NOT reply, Fuck Tard!
[ ] Toetapping Conservative Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!"
[ ] Fakey's Six Kids

Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] Glenallen Mixon
[ ] [THERE IS NO GIF OF MICHAEL JACKSON DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]
[ ] Ping Zax: Been looking using Just Thought I Should Mention It for Tiny Homes and small single-wides... Nyms Not Working
[ ] CentOS hootenannies
[ ] Skin and Flint Finance Corporation, I. Fleecum, President.
[ ] I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE
[ ] George Harrison
[ ] Conrad Norberg

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