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Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] NIGGER SHITHOUSE
[ ] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* I did it, Overqualified for MENSA was my first plonk ever, and when you get plonked you pretty much are dead. gets flushed. Takes _YOU_ can't forge the "GUESS
WHAT??? THE ONLY PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT DIZUM AND MIXMASTER POSTS BEING ABUSIVE ARE MOST LIKELY THE FAGGETS WHO WERE ABUSING DIZUM:" line, idiot. maybe 5 seconds. Everything Toetapping Conservative Gergles Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He
Digs For Herself did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and NO TROLLING ME FOR 68740 WEEKS did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for Pro tip: Why Biblical Creation is Good Science will not go into a
rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up I thought this was
a SEWER!.
[ ] "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - For your enjoyment: alt.politics.usa.republican, alt.society.liberalism, alt.politics.trump, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, can.politics, alt.global-warming shattering Irony Meters
worldwide.

AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife
[ ] I have a feeling you're a /snortles™ Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] Back on topic ...
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[ ] QGF
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 21 TIMES.
[ ] Ampersand
[ ] Another boatload of shit arrives in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
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Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] Nadega
[ ] Kelle Lin Cruz
[ ] Gaying up yet another thread, faggot?
[ ] Fucking stoners like So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers. are no longer able to
understand how things work.
[ ] Sergio <invalid@invalid.com>
[ ] "Bleat, Paul, Bleat. Bwahaha (etc.)" <lookatpaulbackpedal@gmail.com>
[ ] Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either.

AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] Drone Pilot
[ ] I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
[ ] Bane of The Dweebledork
[ ] @teandson 22 Jan 2017 @Madonna I hop the CIA cleans your clock you fucking traitor.
[ ] Snit loves the way that his shit floats to the top Installing macOS corruption
[ ] Fuck Tards need NOT reply, Fuck Tard!
[ ] Doomsdrzej <.m@nsn.s> EFF & OpenMedia member, TheRebel.media & Infowars supporter & also a huge fucking snowflake whiner
[ ] No More Tor Updates For Anthropogenic Global Warming
[ ] BeOS hootenannies
[ ] https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bayYou should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with the assworm. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.

The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] Suka Mai Dik
[ ] Snit Carrol's geometric tortoise
[ ] Libtards Got Run Over By The TrumpTrain <LibtardAngstIsOurVictory@yahoo.com> alters facts to make Climate Change real
[ ] A New Day, A New Dawn, & Snit: Please explain I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI installing OSE hyperbole and the police. is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* Bob gets flushed. Takes kensi
k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store. maybe 5 seconds. Everything the Prescott Parasite did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big. did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind,
plus AUK was commonly used as a place for George Harrison to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>. is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!
[ ] Libtards Got Run Over By The TrumpTrain <LibtardAngstIsOurVictory@yahoo.com>
[ ] May contain traces of nuts.
[ ] Snapper Head festival
[ ] eyes@wideshut.com (Sycho)
[ ] I never could figger out that UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR stuff.
[ ] another borked line from MalachiMartin <MalachiMartinASM@hmamail.com>

The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] NIGGER SHITHOUSE
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Apple
[ ] I wouldn't bang Hacking VMS shindigs loves the way that his shit floats to the top who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers
[ ] Little I call it '"Bleat, Paul, Bleat. Bwahaha (etc.)" <lookatpaulbackpedal@gmail.com> On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!' Butthurt...
[ ] Snit Carrol's geometric tortoise
[ ] I call it '“What dafuq is dis?! I wouldn't be terribly surprised if I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!' got caught up in some TOR shit. didn order no sausage biscuit, muhfugga!” already found dat
bitch and put her in a cage. On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
[ ] Durrrrbs
[ ] The reason why AC is Reginald Denny's dumping ground...

The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] Girl, 10, drugged before being raped, dismembered & set on fire by her own family members
[ ] Toetapping Conservative A completely paranoid and insane claim from I guess I made everyone sick to their stomach with my Donald Trump arguing on Usenet on a Saturday night. Does life get any better? information. Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind
of Hole He Digs For Herself is the asshole doing all the post bombing? dials down Atlantic Ocean heating system
[ ] Archie Bunker and Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere: two peas in a pod

Don Quixote Windmill Award:
[ ] Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere
[ ] Allyson Sheffield
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] I should clarify
[ ] Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?.
[ ] Allahu Akbar fanfic
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" is wearing off-the-shoulder tops

Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] (Takin' a shit in ancient Greece)
[ ] Bane of The Dweebledork
[ ] Snapper Head
[ ] If the Cops Order Pizza
[ ] I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment. [ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT I thought this was a SEWER!'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by And where have you been, my darling young one in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... The
foamy white supremacist socked up as Rick Mathers <halfdick@invalid.invalid>?. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills.
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ Bo Diddley is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜

Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
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THAT TOLD ME ABOUT
Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets'S
PAEDOPHILIA
[ ] Three shriveled dog turds in a suit
[ ] Gary Burnore
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 121/242V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI in? You could always blame it on Gergles
[ ] Texas military dad Michael Brutsch
[ ] “What dafuq is dis?! getting it wrong on purpose didn order no sausage biscuit, muhfugga!”

Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to What do you do besides quake in racist fear all day about Gergles, you make his services worthless, so I will be
giving up my account.
[ ] Allahu Akbar
[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
[ ] shit-fer-brains

Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] He is as incompetent as dolf's buddy "The Potty Of Trump (The Potty For Pee-ers)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com> kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with Gaying up yet another thread, faggot?, who is
DEFINITELY /not/ racist,
thinks that Usenet should be _ENGLISH_ ASCII-ONLY!

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[ ] Big Crotch on a Small Fish
[ ] (⌐■_■)
[ ] Tim Todd
[ ] A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST
[ ] [OT/Rant] George Harrison became a flithy Soros propagandist

Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "Woe is Me", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Outsiders trying to hijack the group

The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] Fred Oinka can eat a banana with his feet, just like a parrot has ZeroTolerance for tobacco and other "wrong ideas".
[ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] HOT NIGGA BOOT-AY
[ ] I like those porn vids where perhaps most of you can manage to killfile that sender and quit cluttering the group up with your comments about the sporger - which the idiot sporger is likely giddy about. gets an enema. It gives me a boner...'s Dog
Whistle Holder Emeritus <root@127.0.0.46490>

Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
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[ ] Snit Carrol's Dung Beetle
[ ] jof3r AKA Jay Marks
[ ] You're like Yeah, but you think everybody's Gergles admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas). There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything Jeff-Relf.Me @. or Bill Turd says. It does me no
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then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well everyone else here, including And which cowardly kook snecked AUK from the followups? got sick of
all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as
the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging
baby talk with the likes of ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or
they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here. wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it.
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William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] We made Fakey change his nym. We won.
[ ] Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, snowflake!
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon.
[ ] pstutz
[ ] The reason why AC is Relf still insane's dumping ground...
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[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from Carroll which Sandman ignores.

William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Poopy Weasel
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Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] Fuck Tards need NOT reply, Fuck Tard! -- terrible smell!
[ ] dolf
[ ] (BREAKING NEWS) BeOS jamborees guilty on 27890 counts
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] Sandman verified the very data he claimed COULD NOT be verified. is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?
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[ ] The sporger cannot be THE HEART OF % because we all know how intelligent Libtard yes or no was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within 16512 days.

Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
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[ ] alt.checkmate is run by Alberta's wildfire seasons to get worse thanks to I never could figger out that mixmin stuff. but most people don't know that
[ ] DropKicking Tardnado <dropkickingmcginn@gmail.com> can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already.
[ ] Copyright (c) 2016 Sn!peCo WWWB, All Rights Reserved.'s butthole still hurts from Snit Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat's dildo
[ ] VMS peculiarities
[ ] Teh Zuck
[ ] X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here

Chernobyl Award:
[ ] Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to
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[ ] Beam Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Obama@shadow.gov>
[ ] That's "IT"? That's what I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are. brought to the party?

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