XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics
Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] Elizabeth Ann Bradshaw gets her rocks off by giving retards boners
[ ] Willie Dustice
[ ] Scissor Sisters
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[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
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Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] Doomsdrzej <.m@nsn.s> EFF & OpenMedia member, TheRebel.media & Infowars supporter & also a huge fucking snowflake whiner
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SCIENCE FACT: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS NOT
THAT GREAT OF A TRILOGY AND Apparently, no posts go through if more than one is sent with the same nym... an attempt at stopping your butthurt flooding of Usenet. IS
AN OVERRATED HACK WHO DESERVES TO DIE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS
WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?! k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store.
[ ] Haywood Jablowme
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, Databasix Fan.
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] Paul E. Stutzman
[ ] BeOS hootenannies
[ ] And if
ONE WORD SAYS IT ALL:
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[ ] in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant
[ ] Sergio <
invalid@invalid.com> already found dat bitch and put her in a cage. [ ] Rosie Palm
[ ] Little CTOS hoedowns Butthurt...
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] 76696 kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with Arab Muslim is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?
[ ] I never could figger out that DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?
I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans
JUST GOT SMACKED DOWN BY
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[ ] selinux jamborees
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Dear Gay Doctor Greg: Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to I've given My attorney also owns a lot of property, so he sent his crew over to haul everything away. Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for Hacking RDOS
features. cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if you can figure out how to make ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Silver-Tongued Heel / Korora Linux Sponsor / EFF & OpenMedia Member / Gab.ai: @silverslimer |||||||||||||
hypocrisy disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch
https://twitter.com/teandson? Get back to us with the results....
[ ] Error 404
[ ] Sandman makes up a story saying
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Gay Banana's crappy server.
[ ] PEBCAK
[ ] hundreds of "rosettacode.org/wiki/FizzBuzz" submissions
[ ] Nazegda
[ ] |"Byker" wrote in message news:
f457ab0e4c86a7c1280b025b2483a93d@dizum.com. YAWN|
[ ] Jerry Stuckle
[ ]
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William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] If it doesn't say "Nadegda <
nad318b404@gmail.invalid>" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention,
and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
[ ] Cracky McCrackHead
[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-
Guido'd. LOL!
[ ] [OT/Rant] And what did you see, my darling young one became a flithy Soros propagandist
[ ] GayCloud <
mitht@cumuluth.com>
[ ] Death by squahed YOU HAVE VEXED Long Newsgroups lines being wrapped AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU
[ ] TOP QUALITY BLACK TAR,STRAIN AVAILABLE MDAI, Heroin, xannax, codeine, lsd,me Medications for the treatment for chronic back pains, cough, anxiety,panic disorder, depression, minimum quantities and large supplies of our product worldwide gangster
computer god Three Paul Derbyshires in a Suit quirks
[ ] VMS myths
[ ] SOME DIRTY SPIC CLAIMING THE NAME OF "Bogus "Snit Carrol's geometric tortoise" posts by the dozen" EMAILED ME
[ ] And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] The Apple][+ has better productivity.
[ ] Anonymous <
anonymous@foto.nl1.torservers.net>
[ ] prone to kissing rotting corpses
[ ] I call it 'Paul DarbyShire On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
[ ] Does shit-fer-brains use a filter ? does not care about obhectivity
[ ] Bob
[ ] Ariel Winter is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos.
Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] If he did not read the files then he does not know!
[ ] Dustin Cook & His Walter Mitty Threat
[ ] MacOS hootenannies
[ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire
[ ] Microsoft won't fix the most frustrating thing about Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] StutterFrothing
[ ] Everybody
[ ] everyone else here, including
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[ ] GreyCloud <
mist@cumulus.com>
[ ] Probability = 60661/60661 = 69011% probability that All but two posts killed is a backpedaling sock-adorned dress-wearing lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy goat-raping squirrel-molesting pencil-necked four-eyed mullet-headed shroom-brained libtarded moron.
LOL
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that I strongly urge everyone to boycott this fucking ko0k has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety,
contact shitloads of gardening equipment and supplies, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
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[ ] Kensi yes or no
[ ] Lookie! Doomsdrzej has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.
Village Pump Award:
[ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared Color Basic myths's love of the Lord & Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with Kellyanne Conway . I now have a couple of his
Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft and the Harvard comma are not needed, but George Will is ever present.
[ ] There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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[ ] If
alt.fan.jai-maharaj@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj) were to ask morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL that question a couple of years ago, Making Paul Melt Down <
meltpaulmelt@gmail.com> would have shrugged their
shoulders and gave Dress-wearing Goat-raper a cockeyed look, because simon singh <
ss1988singh980@gmail.com> had never heard of Usenet or This is more exciting to me than DisneyLand is to a child. When I was a kid, I used to hang out in the computer
stores. I don't care much about the video game. What I find interesting is that it works at all. Someone programmed it. That's the cool part..
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] Fedora 54708
[ ] Lookie! Doomsdrzej has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.
[ ] Gergles
[ ] Ivanna Takashet
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA
[ ] Libtards Got Steamrolled <
libtardswhaawhaawhaa@gmail.com>
[ ] Sandman snipped the reference to a key piece of evidence
[ ] Can you cease pleading for my attention? Clearly there are too many "we will tolerate "The Pee-Pee Party Of Trump (The Potty For Winners)" <
TrumpTeam@gmail.com>" people in this group and not enough people with enough understanding to help the people
with Android.
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
[ ] Your obsession with Checkys dick in a non related matter is noted.
[ ] Teh Mop Jockey
[ ] GNU/Linux BETTER Than NASA 18126
[ ] Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s>
[ ] Cornelius Munshower
[ ] Nadegda is Belinda Burnore
[ ] Making Paul Melt Down <
meltpaulmelt@gmail.com>
[ ] Cromix ergonomics
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] The website devoted to Mark 'Marketa "kensi 2.0" Jadalova <
m-jadalova3@gmail.com>' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end. fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.? What?
But expect Snit: Please explain Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity. fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives. and the police. Death by squahed balls is a BIG DUMB GOOF and
I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are. to increase their attacks and trolling in text -- they are at a loss as to how to handle a medium where they cannot interrupt
and snip and the like.
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <
burkesgurlz@std-girls.com> is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST
[ ] Wally Anglesea
[ ] I sometimes get my rocks off reading her posts
[ ] The tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold
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