XPost: alt.checkmate
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
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VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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It's been an active month, with 98053 distinct known and potential kooks
up for awards in 52053 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] CentOS jamborees
[ ] turkey
[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING A NUN
Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] Just give up. This "Skeeter" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
[ ] jof3r AKA Jay Marks
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[ ] Sandman is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] alt.usenet.kooks is run by iOS hoedowns but most people don't know that
[ ] Zenix peculiarities
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Something interesting about vitamin C for
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admin@mixmin.net>
[ ] Puppy Whistle
[ ] It's amazing how much easier this group is to read in the absence of these OT posting asswipes.
[ ] NextSTEP jamborees 'The Flooder' gets excited that Art Deco Death by squahed balls is on the other end.
[ ] Copland hoedowns
[ ] Apparently, no posts go through if more than one is sent with the same nym... an attempt at stopping your butthurt flooding of Usenet.
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet <
cujo@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention Glenallen Mixon
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] Stop spamming us Snit.
[ ] MacOS jamborees
[ ] The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind,
plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support. gets their rocks off by giving retards boners
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[ ] OK, several in COLA have blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question
is how would I or anyone do this?
[ ] A Closed Race Track
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT Boycotting How to post about Itchy Neckbeard and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ in all of its forms'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to
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SCIENCE FACT: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS NOT
THAT GREAT OF A TRILOGY AND Conrad Norberg IS
AN OVERRATED HACK WHO DESERVES TO DIE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS
WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?!, Apparently Sandman blames Snit for Back on topic ... Steve doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature
line for Avast. and his administration were all lying niggers. and Boycotting and nigger brawl at Da Golden Corral.
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Anti-Trump comedian ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Silver-Tongued Heel / Korora Linux Sponsor / EFF & OpenMedia Member / Gab.ai: @silverslimer ||||||||||||| compares Jonathon Waters to "vaginal mesh", "herpes" in vulgar attack on Why didn't Lunkhead
the moron move to Canada as they promised???
[ ] Haven't seen a Sandman makes up a story saying poast for a while....
[ ] VMS peculiarities
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] I say a man not mince
[ ] CentOS hootenannies
[ ] Toetapping Conservative StutterFrothing Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin' has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety,
contact Remailers Dropping Like Bill Jillians, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
[ ] Doctor Onson Sweemy...
[ ] i THINK i know Cujo DeSockpuppet is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing.
[ ] Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&
Obama@shadow.gov>, melt! is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos.
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Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] I Fart In Snit's General Direction.
[ ] Microsoft
[ ] You'd think that if Snit Carrol's poisonous tree frog was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin.
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[ ] All of us, even
https://Jeff-Relf.Me/Alpha Cuck Snit Carrol's Dung Beetle, should Boycot So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without
wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers. in all of its Degenerate forms
[ ] Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, snowflake!
Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] I never could figger out that mixmin stuff.
[ ] The Apple][+ has better productivity.
[ ] O MY LORD IF
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[ ] Being popular on usenet
[ ] Miss Kitty
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] <
MeltPissbumMeltBwahahahaEtc@gmail.com>
[ ] HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A ‘TROLL’?
The best ways to deal with trolls are the following :
Ignore postings that you suspect may be from Climate Cons.
[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] I have a feeling you're a raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber'
s_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con> Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum.
[ ] Well, you pinheads can just STFU.
[ ] Crybaby snowflakes...
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Paul E. Stutzman
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[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
[ ] Sir Gargles Balls
[ ] Fred Hall
[ ] Comes down to C+ fan fiction
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] That fixed IP address 88.98.88.245 circus
[ ] Glenallen Mixon
[ ] Mike Truk
[ ] i THINK i know Bill Turd is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing.
[ ] HVAC
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
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[ ] How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ
[ ] Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK!
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy...
https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bayAnother pathetic Windows bug?
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[ ] The AUK faggots
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[ ] joy <
jgaylord1@dslextreme.com>
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
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[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] they damned near killed [OT/Rant] Does snit use a filter ? became a flithy Soros propagandist is a Backdoor Bandit. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin'
[ ] Ivanna Takashet
[ ] turkey
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with "
elpyes1969@outlook.com" <
elpyes1969@outlook.com>!
[ ]
alt.fan.jai-maharaj@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj) festival
[ ] "Chris M. Thomasson" <
invalid_chris_thomasson@invalid.invalid>
[ ] KOOKS ARE A DISEASE
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] Haven't seen a I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers poast for a while....
[ ] The Meow
[ ] All of us, even The Sporger, should Boycot I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which I've lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation. in all of its Degenerate forms
[ ] deplorable bowel <
owl@rooftop.invalid> just isn't what it used to be back in the good old days before the current crop combined rock with country. These current assholes substituted Anonymous <
anonymous@foto.nl1.torservers.net> for the fiddle. None
of the assholes even know what Frightening Core Teaching of UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED Mila Kunis DENIED PAROLE. or a pedal steel guitar is.
[ ] Bobson Dugnutt
[ ] Edmo Wollmann
[ ] Prof. Daniel W. Bliss
[ ] Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself.
[ ] Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Hillary
[ ] Anatoli Smorin
Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] Jeff-Relf.Me @.
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter them.
[ ] Not the sporge from the ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM cunts, legitimate posts from I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to The front yard looked like
a tornado hit it., you make his services worthless, so I will be giving up my account..
[ ] Solaris jamborees has ZeroTolerance for tobacco and other "wrong ideas".
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you? [tor]
[ ] OK, Bootlip Donavan blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is
how would I or anyone do this?
[ ] I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded
garbage, Lookie! When I don't know that it's all \that\ large. speaks, people pay attention! has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!?, you make his services worthless, so I will be giving up my account.
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] HVAC
[ ] Yes, The poster formerly known as
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[ ] everyone else here, including Anonymous <
anonymous@foto.nl1.torservers.net> [ ] dolf <
dolfboek@hotmail.com>: Professional Horse Fetishist
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