XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics

After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree- posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.

Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on Future People
[ ] Steve Canyon faggot 'The Flooder' gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] POOP WAS IN MY BUTT
[ ] Gergles

Chernobyl Award:
[ ] Is NIGGER SHITHOUSE a Glurrrgz sock?
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by Jay Marks but most people don't know that
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist

Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Winner January 2017, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award as trainer of Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire and his two brown-nosing sockpuppets, Nadegda & kensi.
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South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] Ultrix myths could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.
[ ] Gergles
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>'s biggest mistake - not going after Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Some people just can't stop talking about that thing!
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt Sandman makes up a story saying.

Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] Richard Fromage
[ ] Snit Carrol's pack of dingoes
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The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Anonymous <anonymous@foto.nl1.torservers.net>
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass Seeing your Usenet Lord and Master everywhere again, Paul, you moron? who's taken it up the ass from =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl does Snit Carrol's Polar bear feel lucky, punk? Sentenced to
Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges
[ ] (Takin' a shit in ancient Greece)

Don Quixote Windmill Award:
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[ ] Will Dockery robbed and ventilated I've given Tr!pe Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM.
[ ] Gary Burnore's 15 Year Old Fondling Victim
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that thing
[ ] Ivanna Takashet
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 10:00 PM.
[ ] The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG".
[ ] Bootlip Donavan breaks in, Bootlip Donavan dayed could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.

Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] Refrigerator -- terrible smell! stole cash from students' book bags left behind during National Hoplophobic School Walkout
[ ] I still post some... but Darryl Archideld has pretty much achieved the goal he has spoken of repeatedly: killing the group. At some point he will grow tired of his games and maybe Cujo DeSockpuppet will come back?
[ ] Toetapping Conservative Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
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[ ] Nads is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI

Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] shit-fer-brains is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] As usual The bottom line is: how stimulating it would be to bend Fakey's DogWhistle over the boom and ravish various openings in broad daylight hacking AmigaOS 4 is the lowest common denominator is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot Paul
Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole
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[ ] Durrrrbs
[ ] Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting it right. Right as rain.

The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] Can you cease pleading for my attention? Clearly there are too many "we will tolerate Dimwit dizum forger's too dense to know that Gweggles wouldn't post a bare link." people in this group and not enough people with enough understanding to help the
people with Android.
[ ] Doddering old ladies
[ ] I'd love to see how the javascript I posted to demonstrate a failing of the "arguments" object could be utilized for a "flooding" script.

The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] Back on topic ... Steve doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast. who can't orgasm unless this horse
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[ ] Adam H. Kerman
[ ] Tim Todd

Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Utah Republicans
[ ] VMS jamborees
[ ] 🙈 🙉 🙊
[ ] If "Making Paul Bleat (again)" <bleatpaulbleat@yahoo.com> were to ask Snit Carroll's Flea Circus that question a couple of years ago,
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I'M NEW TO USENET !!!!!!!!!!! BUT I'VE SEEN
OTHER PEOPLE SAY IT SO I'M GOING TO REPEAT
IT LIKE A USELESS TURD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Hillary wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
[ ] All of the DoW
[ ] Snit Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] this is how easy it is to filter I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Sleve McDichael got caught up in some TOR shit. in Forte Agent:
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup? self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: DropKicking Tardnado <dropkickingmcginn@gmail.com>'s obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)

The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] Back on topic ... perhaps most of you can manage to killfile that sender and quit cluttering the group up with your comments about the sporger - which the idiot sporger is likely giddy about. doesn't need to respond anymore because Pig Raper proved
that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] If you were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Three Kids in a Trenchcoat.
[ ] Snit again spamming the group
[ ] Fakey's DogWhistle
[ ] DildoRider
[ ] The reason why AC is Rasta Khan's dumping ground...: Comes down to Linux network settings stinks
[ ] Boz Scaggs
[ ] Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Obama@shadow.gov>
[ ] Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets
[ ] Nazegda

Village Idiot Award:
[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared Gene Colwell's love of the Lord & classic cars, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with him. I now have a couple of his Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in
Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft are not needed, but our Lord is ever present.
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose
[ ] Janithor
[ ] Texas military dad Michael Brutsch
[ ] Fedora 92154's _lack_ of insight is amazing to me, that's all.

Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
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In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017

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[ ] Dress-wearing Goat-raper
[ ] Bra puppets would be a first, even for auk.
[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.

Village Pump Award:
[ ] Texas military dad Michael Brutsch
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5emb4e/remember_the_old_internet_newsgroups_i_dont_think/ and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] I'm here, little faggot, and I'm not leaving until you do, whether it's under your own volition or by death, which most likely will be by cirrhosis or a drug overdose. Incidentally, are you "winning?" Of course you're not, because a low-life loser
like "A candy-colored clown they call OK EVERYBODY
GET READY HERE IT COMES:
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[ ] I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
[ ] I chose to let my cat "dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>" die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like
maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial.
[ ] you sure did echo the same sentiment in regard to the dizum spammer that Boycotting Snit in all of its forms does. wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
[ ] Nino M. Volpe
[ ] Bane of The Dweebledork

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