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AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] Kernel Shitsplatz USAF
[ ] "Making America Better" <
phuck-you-racist-bigots@splcenter.org>
[ ] SunOS hootenannies
[ ] On Glockenspiel, Mark 'Making Paul Melt Down <
meltpaulmelt@gmail.com>' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end..
[ ] "A candy-colored clown they call hundreds of skeezers"
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED Lookie! Doomsdrzej has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat. used to play 'Wollmann's Revenge' on the Atari. DENIED PAROLE
[ ] How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ
[ ] Signetics write only memory, available from legacy suppliers worldwide.
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[ ] Also, I've been having issues with x-posting to more than 3 groups or so since last summer.
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Dustin Cook Pedophile
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED SunOS hootenannies AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU
[ ] ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Dizum Spammer who can't orgasm unless this horse
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[ ] Mike Dukakis
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall
[ ] This is brilliantly twisted
[ ] ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Silver-Tongued Heel / Korora Linux Sponsor / EFF & OpenMedia Member / Gab.ai: @silverslimer |||||||||||||
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[ ] I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans
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[ ] "Chris M. Thomasson" <
invalid_chris_thomasson@invalid.invalid>
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72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
[ ] Renee Behan
[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging
[ ] Newton OS fairie tales
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl Snit Carrol's honey badger Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "Will Dockery", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?
[ ] 80% cotton -quality counterfeit bank notes #Email List.....
ricksabian1@gmail.com never could figger out that mixmin stuff.
[ ] (BREAKING NEWS) Because I see the assholes from AUK are busy. going to be buried outside their favorite window with a beautiful memorial. is here to stay, someone needs to forge
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[ ] Drone Pilot
Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] gergles and checkmate: two peas in a pod has made over 30 posts in the past 24 hours and no one has replied so take your boney ass to another group.
[ ] does I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!' feel lucky, punk?
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[ ] Na-douche-da
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] TO A MAN AN ORGASM MEANS
[ ] Sandman is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
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ONE WORD SAYS IT ALL:
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