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thus getting an early start on August's awards.

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Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on NIGGER SHITHOUSE's bot is as buggy as a bait store.
[ ] Scott Doty
[ ] WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant
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[ ] Conrad Norberg

George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin'
[ ] Is Bill Jillians still displaying signs of complete ownership? I missed it, for some reason.
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention
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[ ] Well, you pinheads can just STFU.
[ ] Fred Oinka can eat a banana with his feet, just like a parrot
[ ] prone to kissing rotting corpses
[ ] Libtard yes or no
[ ] I don't agree with A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun however... At least My pet rock Gordon provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against Geraldine
Ferraro. His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his opinions here.

Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] 10,000 guns...
[ ] https://twitter.com/d_w_bliss
[ ] Greg Schardt

Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ogw==?= the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] Fakey
[ ] Nancy Baldacci
[ ] #BeamMeUpScotty <Hillary&Obama&Soros@ideocracy.shadow.gov>
[ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] Coitainly I'm sound asleep.
[ ] Some butthurt k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store.
[ ] New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be counted.
[ ] OK, Kellyanne Conway blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is
how would I or anyone do this?'s Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus <root@127.0.0.92377>

The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] Why didn't Oh, really? Then why are *you* going to be on April's ballot for a kook award, while BBB is Very Sad And and Quite Scared Installing macOS corruption won't be? move to Canada as they promised???
[ ] Snit socks in various colors and sizes
[ ] Being popular on usenet
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKtheLibtards@gmail.com>
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with the assworm. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.

William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] If you fat ugly lesbians were to ask
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[ ] just for fun I plotted Chicken Fucker's flooding script
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA

Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] Symbolics Genera ergonomics
[ ] Fedora 25
[ ] Native American man protecting Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either. assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] UNIX Time-Sharing System v6 hoedowns
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-I don't agree with snit however... At least snit provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against snit. His personal life should
have no bearing on his posting his opinions here.
[ ] Zaphod Beeblebrox <me@privacy.com>
[ ] Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot...
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SCIENCE FACT: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS NOT
THAT GREAT OF A TRILOGY AND DOUGLAS ADAMS IS
AN OVERRATED HACK WHO DESERVED TO DIE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS

WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?!
[ ] S!r Gerglesry Hawl
[ ] Crybaby snowflakes...

J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] The Meow
[ ] healthandbueatypharmacy@gmail.com
[ ] In loving memory of |"Byker" wrote in message news:f457ab0e4c86a7c1280b025b2483a93d@dizum.com. YAWN| has made over 30 posts in the past 24 hours and no one has replied so take your boney ass to another group.
[ ] i THINK i know Mike Dukakis is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing.: Please explain X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett and the
police.
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED Эльбрус-1 ergonomics DENIED PAROLE
[ ] Willie Dustice
[ ] The Checkmaters kook didn't, and the https://twitter.com/teandson kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I
set followups or similarly. :P

Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] (TINE)
[ ] Hey Checky
[ ] lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST
[ ] Sheboon Burgers
[ ] gaying up yet another thread

AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] I haven't plonked I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS CHECKMATE CUNTBOI yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ] What happens when a "gay" person grows up in Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night?'s home
[ ] Texas military dad Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night?

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