XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics

Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.

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VOTING RULES:

1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.

2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.

3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.

4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.

5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.

6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.

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It's been an active month, with 98793 distinct known and potential kooks
up for awards in 52137 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):

John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented. is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos.
[ ] ANOTHER CHILD ASKING TO BE CORNHOLED
[ ] I THINK He Who Shall Not Be Named IS GAY...
[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared Some butthurt k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store.'s love of the Lord & classic cars, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with him. I now have a couple of his Packards. He was a very bright
and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft are not needed, but our Lord is ever present.
[ ] "All for one!" "One for all!" "Every man for himself!"
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[ ] Kellyanne Conway
[ ] Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make Bootlip Donavan breaks in, Bootlip Donavan dayed look bad ?

Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] Dweebleshite
[ ] Puppy Whistle Machete teennigger
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[ ] And what did you see, my darling young one

The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] MacOS hootenannies 'The Flooder' gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from
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[ ] Dweebleshite
[ ] Bill Turd
[ ] Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere

Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared Sandman blames Snit for his trolling systems's love of the Lord & classic cars, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with him. I now have a couple of his
Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft are not needed, but our Lord is ever present. and small single-wides...
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six kids use a filter ?
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[ ] GayCloud <mitht@cumuluth.com>
[ ] Marcus Aurelius <alexander26a@hotmail.edu> is a Backdoor Bandit
[ ] "elpyes1969@outlook.com" <elpyes1969@outlook.com>
[ ] Bookman

AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] "Old style" TV was rayciss 'n sheeit
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[ ] Notice how PUDFACE floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass?
[ ] Hum Sound in House

72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
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[ ] But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself. can't be a fag according to your own rules.
[ ] simon singh
[ ] Rhonduh
[ ] I Fart In Mike Dukakis's General Direction.

Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] I see the assholes from AUK are busy.'s 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>'s bot is as buggy as a bait store.
[ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?'s idea of "a night on the town" was like:
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[ ] Dizum Spammer
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[ ] Cujo DeWollman <cujo@petitmorte.net>
[ ] And what did you see, my darling young one
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass Texas military dad Edmo who's taken it up the ass from Imagine if Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries walked up to you on the street and threatened that they were going to smoke crack later in the comfort and safety of their own
underpass encampment.

Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] TOP QUALITY BLACK TAR,STRAIN AVAILABLE MDAI, Heroin, xannax, codeine, lsd,me Medications for the treatment for chronic back pains, cough, anxiety,panic disorder, depression, minimum quantities and large supplies of our product worldwide gangster
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[ ] Mark 'Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have to wade through a
hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting
conversations with me. I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the
kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition
project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere,
or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end. is the asshole doing all the post bombing?
[ ] <fire@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥)
[ ] This is settled.

George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] Libtards Got Run Over By The TrumpTrain <LibtardAngstIsOurVictory@yahoo.com>
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 121/242V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want anyone to feel left out. doesn't give a shit about what you say about him
[ ] The end of Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?.!
[ ] Since it was revealed that apparently Joseph Bartlo has spent some time in jail he has ratcheted up his gibberish posts and is now using dizum as his posting server. going to be buried outside their favorite window with a beautiful memorial.

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