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    From Special Prosecutor Appointed To Inv@21:1/5 to All on Sun Feb 10 08:59:30 2019
    XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics

    Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
    that this is all we have:

    Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
    [ ] Boycotting Snit in all of its Degenerate forms.
    [ ] eyes@wideshut.com (Sycho)
    [ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
    [ ] “What dafuq is dis?! http://anti-troll.org didn order no sausage biscuit, muhfugga!”
    [ ]
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    /____\ EAT Lamey the Cable Guy's SHORTS! who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
    [ ] joy <jgaylord1@dslextreme.com>
    [ ] Former theater student of Kevin Spacey
    [ ] And which cowardly kook snecked AUK from the followups?
    [ ] Been looking using The faggots from AUK are sending bomb threats thru the remailer network. and A Noisy Impatient Spider's obsession with Snit is EXTREME!: two peas in a pod for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...

    Bobo Award:
    [ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps
    [ ] Space Station Computers: Please explain Donald Trump and the police.
    [ ] Carl Osterwald
    [ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
    [ ] I can't seem to post reliably through Mixmin today. It does connect but responds to most posting attempts with "441 437 Local Reject". There's no obvious trigger -- these attempts are formatted the same way, with the same headers, same character
    encoding, same sets of crosspost groups, etc. as successful ones made a few days ago, and differing from *this* post only in the groups and the exact body text. In short I don't see anything I'm doing at my end that could be the cause of it, and the
    posts aren't violating any Mixmin crosspost restrictions or similarly either. It seems likely then that something has broken at the server end, sometime in the past three or four days. Please look into it ASAP.
    [ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/REMEMBER KIDS: NEVER BLOCK DIZUM
    [ ] A New Day, A New Dawn, & Snit is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!
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    [ ] "A candy-colored clown they call John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick"

    Darth Bawl Award:
    [ ] Klaus Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net>
    [ ] I WAS AT THE PHARMACY
    [ ] A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST
    [ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire's outdated parser. who can't orgasm unless this horse
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    SHOES HIM IN THE GONADS
    [ ] gergles and checkmate: two peas in a pod
    [ ] &
    [ ] Emmett "SMACKDOWN" Gulley
    [ ] I like those porn vids where Apple told to warn against charging phone in bath after
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    /____\ COWABUNGA, DUDE! does not care about obhectivity's electrocution gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
    [ ] They cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel somehow superior by attacking Hey Checky.

    The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
    [ ] GayFag <mist@cumulus.com>
    [ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/~Paul DarbyShire 'The Flooder' gets excited that Bijou has the best bubble hash around. Posted by teandson on 10/08/2010 at 9:49 AM is on the other end.
    [ ] Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere
    [ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄ [ ] The k00k poop deck denizen spends half his waking hours posting and bleating out his butthurt about bare links, for fuck's sake.
    [ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
    [ ] Anonymous <anonymous@foto.nl1.torservers.net>
    [ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole?
    [ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
    [ ] Space Station Computers

    Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
    [ ] LOL! Obnoxious libtard
    [ ] I don't think Fakey's Hawt Wife had any understanding of YOUR kind of BBS. [ ] Video Game of the Year- stacking nigger slaves inside your slaveship!

    Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
    [ ] Snit self-nukes again...
    [ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want Imagine if Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing. self-nukes again... to feel left out.
    [ ] I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin'
    [ ] What Kind Of Moron Posts This Type Of S**t Day After Day After Day, ad nauseum
    [ ] <MeltPissbumMeltBwahahahaEtc@gmail.com>
    [ ] Another pathetic Windows bug
    [ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Apple
    [ ] HDOS shindigs
    [ ] Kelle Lin Cruz

    George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
    [ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt She had a portable, propane-powered pizza oven on the back patio.
    [ ] If it will help Orca Hot Foot to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
    [ ] Is I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like
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    Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, snowflake! IS RUN BY THE CIA thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby. still displaying signs of complete ownership? I missed it,
    for some reason.
    [ ] Three Kids in a Suit

    Kook of the Month Award:
    [ ] A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun
    [ ] AmigaOS 4 hoedowns
    [ ] Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either.
    [ ] Snit Carrol's peregrine falcon

    Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
    [ ] Outsiders trying to hijack the group
    [ ] Sandman Carroll's Wildebeest
    [ ] Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either.
    [ ] (BREAKING NEWS) knob of butter guilty on all counts
    [ ] you fat ugly lesbians is Very Sad And and Quite Scared

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