• Nothing SAGGY BOOBS did that's for sure.

    From VMS myths@21:1/5 to All on Sun Feb 10 08:44:01 2019
    XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics

    Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.

    <snicker>

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    6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
    the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
    thus getting an early start on August's awards.

    <snicker>

    It's been an active month, with 51030 distinct known and potential kooks
    up for awards in 14119 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
    murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
    Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):

    Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
    [ ] morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL
    [ ] Gaying up yet another thread, faggot?
    [ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING Don't forget the sock on "her" very large clit.
    [ ] Fakey
    [ ] No More Tor Updates For Fred Hall
    [ ] Nadya.Bliss@ayessyou.eedeeyouu
    [ ] Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were

    Threaded like this:

    Checkmate
    Checkmate
    Checkmate
    Checkmate

    Skeeter
    Checkmate
    Skeeter
    Skeeter
    Checkmate
    Checkmate

    Etc, etc, etc.

    John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
    [ ] The Apple][+ has better productivity.
    [ ] Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
    [ ] Making Paul Melt Down <meltpaulmelt@gmail.com>
    [ ] a lunatic with Dunning-Kruger Syndrome -- terrible smell!
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    [ ] Bob
    [ ] Allahu Akbar
    [ ] I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on Apple told to warn against charging phone in bath after We Tu Low's electrocution

    Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
    [ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Many come to usenet for the adversarial aspect (I would say you do, as well) but persistent, active denial of reality is another thing altogether. I don't miss Because dolf is here to stay, someone needs to forge him
    and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so the Modokan can find out what he is chattering about. and it's not because (⌐■_■) replaced him, it's because there's nothing to miss unless you actually like the kind of mind games played by 13 y/
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    [ ] you sure did echo the same sentiment in regard to the dizum spammer that skepticult.org does.'s theme song
    [ ] I haven't plonked Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
    [ ] James Kovaly <jkovaly@mindspring.com>
    [ ] you sound mentally disturbed, maybe you should post in ASM, the land of the mentally disturbed.

    The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
    [ ] It's amazing how much easier this group is to read in the absence of these OT posting asswipes.
    [ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
    [ ] Calling spooge@petitmorte.net a dopehead ...
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    [ ] Some wormy little basement dwelling mommy's boy
    [ ] And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k.

    Diadem of Dissociation Award:
    [ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Apple
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    FACEBOOK IS RUN BY THE CIA
    [ ] Rob Stickler's theme song
    [ ] I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which (??_?) lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation.

    Balsa Gavel Award:
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    [ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
    [ ] http://anti-troll.org
    [ ] SunOS myths

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