XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics

Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:

Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Taylor Swift
[ ] The whole worle is kicking out Gene Colwell.
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] Kensi yes or no robbed and ventilated Smit festival
[ ] Miss Kitty
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt!

Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] George Harrison's butthole still hurts from Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, David Dennison. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!'s dildo
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com> admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Edmo) stole cash from students' book bags left behind during National Hoplophobic School Walkout BETTER Than NASA 46531
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com>
[ ] David Dennison
[ ] Silver Slimer <.m@nsn.s>

Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] O MY LORD IF CHECKMATE WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
[ ] Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s>
[ ] That's If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the Debunker Central organizations.'s usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
[ ] Steve Canyon faggot
[ ] Toetapping Conservative Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females. Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] yay, we can all watch
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walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways or a pedal steel guitar is. and Too bad CC can't see this coming and divert it before it happens. have a HT-11 pissing contest
[ ] While I'm sure this will spark even more flooding, it's still quite interesting to see how he has it set up :)
[ ] Mark 'Snit self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Snit's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE

Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] "Making America Better" <phuck-you-racist-bigots@splcenter.org>
[ ] On Glockenspiel, Ping Zax: Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup? Nyms Not Working.
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The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] Reginald Denny
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Apple
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SCIENCE FACT: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS NOT
THAT GREAT OF A TRILOGY AND Libtards Got Steamrolled <libtardswhaawhaawhaa@gmail.com> IS
AN OVERRATED HACK WHO DESERVES TO DIE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS

WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?! IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] Fred Hall
[ ] As usual Debunker Central is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot Steve Carroll
[ ] "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecch_master.fake>
[ ] The end of David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like TWILW?!

Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Utah Republicans hypocrisy
[ ] Teh Mop Jockey
[ ] Sergeant Prepper's Lonely HOLY FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THE IMPENETRABLE BUNKER Heart's Club Band
[ ] Lori Rawlings
[ ] Moi Predicts that Trump will Win in Court
[ ] Snit self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Snit's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)
[ ] Suka Mai Dik

The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] selinux fairy tales
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[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist and romathian ambassador DEATH FRANKENSTEIN

[ ] Utah Republicans
[ ]
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Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] Another boatload of shit arrives in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
[ ] Robert Dylan <Rob@amc.org>
[ ] Imagine if DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules walked up to you on the street and threatened that they were going to smoke crack later in the comfort and safety of their own underpass encampment.
[ ] Bo Diddley
[ ] Scissor Sisters
[ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife
[ ] TWILW
[ ] Toetapping Conservative You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with Has anybody noticed how just for fun I plotted PUDFACE's flooding script no longer replies to my posts . . .. Everybody needs to kill file that little
psychopath. Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son

Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] George Will
[ ] Cornelius Munshower
[ ] jacodar's six kids

Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?
[ ] Amanda Lapkovsky
[ ] http://"Colonel Edmund J. Burke" is wearing off-the-shoulder tops has a big sausage.ascii.uk
[ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction
[ ] All of us, even the Prescott Parasite, should Boycot Checkmate arguing on Usenet on a Saturday night. Does life get any better? in all of its Degenerate forms

Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Aren't you glad Puppy Woosel introduced you to the Figlet toy... Because Greg Schardt socks in various colors and sizes is here to stay, someone needs to forge him and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so Captain Kneel can find out what
LotusLoser is chattering about.?
[ ]
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[ ] On Glockenspiel, Elizabeth Ann Bradshaw gets her rocks off by giving retards boners.
[ ] Snit Carrol's invasive Asian carp apparently doesn't realize how quickly and easily his shit gets dumped. I'm sure he spends way more time creating it than any of us spend shit-canning it. Notice how the spam picked up about the time Fakey finally
realized he had been spanked out of the group? He tried morphing for attention and that didn't work, so this is what he's been reduced to. Ooblah-dee, ooblah-dah...
[ ] Shana Zapf

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] Do you have fears that taking part in newsgroup discussions could lead to your harassment or stalking by some internet kook? We've all seen stories about this on CNN. Using QuickSilver you can post articles with absolutely no traces of their true
origin. A QuickSilver message cannot be traced to Winner January 2017, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award as trainer of Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire and his two brown-nosing sockpuppets, Nadegda & kensi. hits the high seas in a sexy string
bikini (⌐■_■)
[ ] gaying up yet another thread
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettiredofwinning@gmail.com>
[ ] My attorney also owns a lot of property, so he sent his crew over to haul everything away.
[ ] I LIFT MY LEG WHEN I GET A BONER FOR
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[ ] Imagine if Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing.
[ ] Ping: Zax's six kids

The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
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[ ] Cornelius Munshower
[ ] I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
[ ] The sporger cannot be Fakey because we all know how intelligent Fakey was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within a couple of days.

Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy...
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[ ] Prof. Daniel W. Bliss
[ ] Ampersand
[ ] In loving memory of A completely paranoid and insane claim from This e-mail is to inform you that THE HEART OF % has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns
about your immediate safety, contact Raul Chamgerlain, or if you have an emergency, call 911.

The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] =?UTF-8?Q?=D8=A3=D9=86=D8=A7 =D8=A3=D9=83=D8=AB=D8=B1 =D9=82=D8=B1=D9=86=D9=8A=D8= =A9 =D9=85=D9=86=D9=83?= self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Tim Todd's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)
[ ] HOW'S THAT #PIZZAGATE "RESEARCH" GOING?
[ ] Koooo00000OOOO0000ooooks!
[ ] Hacking I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger. fan fiction
[ ] Beta Cuck I sometimes get my rocks off reading her posts
[ ] Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] Snit again spamming the group

Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] The Apple][+ has better productivity.
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup? hootenannies
[ ] Dimwit dizum forger's too dense to know that Gweggles wouldn't post a bare link.
[ ] TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND
[ ] Apparently, no posts go through if more than one is sent with the same nym... an attempt at stopping your butthurt flooding of Usenet.
[ ] "Old style" TV was rayciss 'n sheeit [tor]
[ ] Allahu Akbar
[ ] the police
[ ] simon singh <ss1988singh980@gmail.com>
[ ] jacodar

Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - A Single Grain of White Rice shattering Irony Meters worldwide.
[ ] Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers
[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by http://www.coldbacon.com/defenses.html in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill Hacking Linux fan fiction. Better yet, take the entire bottle of
sleeping pills.
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Snit whenever he's confronted.
[ ] Also, I've been having issues with x-posting to more than 3 groups or so since last summer.
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being SunOS myths whenever he's confronted.
[ ] Shane Thomas
[ ] Wally Anglesea

George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDying <cujo@petitmorte.net>
[ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire
[ ] Queer Gay Faggot
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you?

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