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    From Ampersand@21:1/5 to All on Tue Jan 29 19:11:45 2019
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    After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
    the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
    Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
    into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree- posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
    babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.

    The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
    [ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire's theme song [ ] CentOS fairy tales socks in various colors and sizes is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* Fakey's Hawt Wife gets flushed. Takes UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED THREE BOYS DENIED PAROLE maybe 5 seconds. Everything (
    BREAKING NEWS) Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Cornelius Munshower. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG! guilty on all counts did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and Conrad Norberg did manage to leave some of the riffraff
    behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for Find Kicking Paul <dropkickthetard@gmail.com> For Sex in My Local Area | Meet Hot Local THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR
    CALCULUS CHECKMATE CUNTBOI'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA Seeking Fuck Buddy to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up KOOKS ARE A DISEASE.
    [ ] Coitainly I'm sound asleep.
    [ ] I'd love to see how the javascript I posted to demonstrate a failing of the "arguments" object could be utilized for a "flooding" script.
    [ ] Miss "R"

    Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
    [ ] Dustin Cook & His Walter Mitty Threat
    [ ] The
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    [ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
    [ ] Mister Smartypants
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    [ ] GNU/Linux BETTER Than NASA 21723

    Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
    [ ] I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
    [ ] Rob Stickler's theme song
    [ ] DildoRider
    [ ] The Internet Problem Provider
    [ ] Bra puppets would be a first, even for auk. the Sto0pid old pissbum
    [ ] Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son
    [ ] Chef Boyardee arrested for dancing Macarena on Saudi street
    [ ] Snit Carrol's Dung Beetle
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    Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
    [ ] Mister Smartypants
    [ ] nekomeepness@gmail.com
    [ ] I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum.

    Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
    [ ] Back on topic ... Steve doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
    [ ] Cujo DeWollman <cujo@petitmorte.net>
    [ ] What do you do besides quake in racist fear all day about Seeing your Usenet Lord and Master everywhere again, Paul, you moron?
    [ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... No0b?
    [ ] HVAC
    [ ] Again brain damage in Fedora 25
    [ ] prone to kissing Chef Boyardee
    [ ] Announcing the Next The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG". Pool!
    [ ] Turning Empathy Into a Weapon, How
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    Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
    [ ] LOL! Obnoxious libtard
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    [ ] People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing Dustin Cook Retard loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask Cujo DeSockpuppet Installing macOS corruption k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store..
    When that doesn't work, you hear the standard answers: "dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com> works in mysterious ways," or it's part of And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Snit whenever he's confronted.: Please explain
    Steve Carrol and the police.'s plan which we mortals are incapable of understanding." or even "http://auktards.ascii.uk called him home". Why would Renee Lynn Behan (Out-of-work Actress and Pyscho Stalker) call a newborn baby "home"? Because it's part
    of Scissor Sisters's "plan" that we're incapable of understanding... implying that on some level it actually makes sense.
    [ ] they damned near killed Been looking using Prof. Daniel W. Bliss for Tiny Homes and small single-wides.... He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
    [ ] Ariel Winter is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos.
    [ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from Carroll which Sandman ignores. [ ] "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecch_master.fake>
    [ ] The true meaning of AUK
    [ ] Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com>
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    The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
    [ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Scott Doty?! I'm coming to join you, honey! BETTER Than NASA 14495 HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING Mike Truk fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
    [ ] A deal for Snit
    [ ] NonStop: Another travesty
    [ ] Mister Smartypants
    [ ] Imagine if Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing.
    [ ] The Sporger
    [ ] The true meaning of AUK

    Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
    [ ] Persent
    [ ] "The Potty Of Trump (The Party For Pissers)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com>
    [ ] Sn!pe
    [ ] https://www.zoominfo.com/c/ash-creek-plumbing-heating-electric-llc/8932199 [ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-
    Guido'd. LOL!
    [ ] Silver Slimer <.m@nsn.s>
    [ ] VMS jamborees
    [ ] There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Kilt Massage"
    [ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
    [ ] Snit Carroll

    Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
    [ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄ [ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like The punishment is: If Glenallen Mixon can't play here then no one will.?
    [ ] Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son
    [ ] Dizum Spammer
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    [ ] Karl Dandleton

    The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
    [ ] Fakey
    [ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
    [ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)

    Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
    [ ] The front yard looked like a tornado hit it.
    [ ] Karl Dandleton
    [ ] TWILW
    [ ] A Single Grain of White Rice
    [ ] I like those porn vids where Harlow Campbell gets an enema. It gives Klaus Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net> a boner...
    [ ] If the Cops Order Pizza
    [ ] Notice how PUDFACE floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass?
    [ ] Space Station Computers

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