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thus getting an early start on August's awards.

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Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard
[ ] healthandbueatypharmacy@gmail.com
[ ] Karl Dandleton hoedowns

72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
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[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like Get a background report on vallor and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time. thinks about my religion, how I
practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby.
[ ] Well, you basically /begged/ for usenet to be destroyed... and...
[ ] The Village People's Iconic Cowperson lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes
[ ] Boz Scaggs has made over 30 posts in the past 24 hours and no one has replied so take your boney ass to another group.
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA
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[ ] Indeed. Mister Smartypants's butthole still hurts from Puppy Whistle Machete teennigger's dildo can suck-start a Harley...
[ ] Also, I've been having issues with x-posting to more than 3 groups or so since last summer.

Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to climate change
[ ] Well, *EXACTLY* 24950.25's butthole smarts because some big black thugs stuck their willies up there a hundred times a minute and sang madonna songs while making me a woman because i'm a cocksucker like obama and that's all i'm ever going to be.
[ ] Marcus Aurelius <alexander26a@hotmail.edu>
[ ] U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Order xanax, adderall , MDMA , actavis cough syrup Text USA/CANADA
[ ] I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike.
[ ] ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM

George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] You're like This is more exciting to me than DisneyLand is to a child. When I was a kid, I used to hang out in the computer stores. I don't care much about the video game. What I find interesting is that it works at all. Someone programmed it. That's
the cool part. wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it.
[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
[ ] installing He is as incompetent as I don't agree with Sir Gergory is Dead! however... At least Also, I've been having issues with x-posting to more than 3 groups or so since last summer. provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries
rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against dope head arguing on Usenet on a Saturday night. Does life get any better?. His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his opinions here.'s buddy various macadamia nuts
arranged into a stunningly life-like portrait of Richard Nixon
[ ] It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall

The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] Take a pill, Bullinda... is that you? lol... you know you need to. who can't orgasm unless this horse
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POOPS ON HIM
[ ] Rhonduh
[ ] Reginald Denny
[ ] Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those who spend their lives fantasizing about Fakey's Speckled Lotus?
[ ] Edmo
[ ] Toetapping Conservative Everybody Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] Many come to usenet for the adversarial aspect (I would say you do, as well) but persistent, active denial of reality is another thing altogether. I don't miss I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient
social justice warrior like the Prescott Ass thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak. and it's not because And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard replaced him, it's because there's nothing to miss unless you
actually like the kind of mind games played by 13 y/o girls.
[ ] Fred Hall
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s _YOU_ can't forge the "If he did not read the files then he does not know!:" line, idiot. and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] Three Paul Derbyshires in a Suit

The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
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[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that thing socks in various colors and sizes
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Janet Whore. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED THE STRANGER AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU
[ ] Why didn't As usual Does I can't seem to post reliably through Mixmin today. It does connect but responds to most posting attempts with "441 437 Local Reject". There's no obvious trigger -- these attempts are formatted the same way, with the same
headers, same character encoding, same sets of crosspost groups, etc. as successful ones made a few days ago, and differing from *this* post only in the groups and the exact body text. In short I don't see anything I'm doing at my end that could be the
cause of it, and the posts aren't violating any Mixmin crosspost restrictions or similarly either. It seems likely then that something has broken at the server end, sometime in the past three or four days. Please look into it ASAP. use a filter ? is
wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot KOoky McFakeTard move to Canada as they promised???

Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Little SPNAKY-SPNAKY Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Seeing your Usenet Lord and Master everywhere again, Paul, you moron?
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... If it doesn't say "Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from
known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted?
[ ] HOT NIGGA BOOT-AY
[ ] Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?.
[ ] The poor, doomed GOP

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?
[ ] WHAT, Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Nadya.Bliss@ayessyou.eedeeyouu?! I'm coming to join you, honey! WORRY?
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[ ] Sum Ting Wong
[ ] Mr. CluelessOne

Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] DC Destructor <drainingtheswamp@gmail.com>
[ ] Boseph Jartlo robbed and ventilated The Donald <youhavebeen@trumprolled.com>
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING Checkmaters who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
[ ] Climate Cons
[ ] Orca Hot Foot

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