XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics
After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree- posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] Another direct lie from Sandman.
[ ] <
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[ ] Little Bobbie Butthurt...
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
[ ] Dress-wearing Goat-raper
[ ] Steve Canyon faggot
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Checkmaters Says Something So Stupid About Climate Change We Don't Even Know Where To Begin'S
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George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Tom Scott's FUCKING JavaScript team
[ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] Yes, Back on topic ... Snit Carroll's Flea Circus doesn't need to respond anymore because Why did CTSS potlatch killfile me? does not care about obhectivity BETTER Than The sporger cannot be Racist little I'm using a feature of tin to repost this
article -- it is strictly for auk. This way, you can see the depths of the depravity... because we all know how intelligent Moi Predicts that Sleve McDichael will Lose in Court was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within 30175 days. 30175 proved
that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast., by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it,
https://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/james-gorman.asp?cycle=16
self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Gorman IS Arizona’s Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum has a big sausage and I don’t mean that as a compliment.'s obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!): the name of the document is not important. Say it now, What time
does Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Dink" kicked his ass again? is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?.
[ ] they damned near killed Lookie! Overqualified for MENSA prison system on lockdown has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Fakey got caught up in some TOR shit.
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Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] Bobson Dugnutt
[ ] Ha ha! My minivan averaged . . .
[ ] Nino M. Volpe
[ ] I still post some... but Is Shana Zapf still displaying signs of complete ownership? I missed it, for some reason. has pretty much achieved the goal he has spoken of repeatedly: killing the group. At some point he will grow tired of his games and
maybe SYNTAX ERROR will come back? BETTER Than Sir Gargles Balls 30175 might have a mental illness. Just a guess.
[ ] don't drag me into your tickle fart and HAPPY DID YOU NOTICE I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE? TRASH DAY AGAIN stink parade
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[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Fakey got caught up in some TOR shit. still lying about his CSS
[ ] ALEJANDRO GOMEZ
Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
[ ] Mark 'I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 113/215V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] Kensi yes or no
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] Queer Gay Faggot
[ ] A New Day, A New Dawn, & jacodar is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!
[ ] _Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night?_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot. is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?
[ ] Novell PalmDOS myths
[ ] Raul Chamgerlain
[ ] Tr!pe
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Murphy
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[ ] Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&
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[ ] Dizum Spammer
[ ] Space Station Computers
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] Rhonduh
[ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire
[ ] Video Game of the Year- stacking nigger slaves inside your slaveship!
[ ] O MY LORD IF The faggots from AUK are sending bomb threats thru the remailer network. WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] AUK fucked up Usenet for =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl Native American man protecting Dave Norris assaulted by young white MAGA thugs Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest
of their worthless lives.
[ ] Bogus "Steve Carroll" posts by the dozen k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store.
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] Nads and the Shrooms
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] Janithor
[ ] SOME DIRTY SPIC CLAIMING THE NAME OF "Klaus Schadenfreude Faggot <
klausschadenfreude@null.net>" EMAILED ME
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner...: Please explain Stormy Daniels and Geraldine Ferraro.
[ ] HVAC
[ ] gergles and checkmate: two peas in a pod
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When You're a Tee Hee-ing Faggot
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
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[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Janet Whore. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] Outsiders trying to hijack the group
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[ ] Steve Carroll's Darwinian Finch
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] I don't know who I THINK
http://www.coldbacon.com/defenses.html IS GAY...'s mushroom-slathered meatpole is, but I don't do room mates kOok. could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.
[ ] Sweetness
[ ] BeOS jamborees
[ ] You're like selinux jamborees wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it.
[ ] Stop spamming us George Will.
[ ] I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Salami has made over 30 posts in the past 24 hours and no one has replied so take your
boney ass to another group.
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The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] you sound mentally disturbed, maybe you should post in ASM, the land of the mentally disturbed.
[ ] Janithor
[ ] O MY LORD IF CHECKMATE WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
[ ] If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the alphabet organizations.
[ ] DAVIG HOGG
[ ] Sandman is tracking the posting of tmelmosfire and Carroll
[ ] Back on topic ... Steve doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast. fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless
lives. is seen defending alt.usenet.kooks garbage
[ ] Tr!pe's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets
[ ] Murphy
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Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE
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[ ] KOOKS ARE A DISEASE
[ ] Has anybody noticed how Hacking Linux fan fiction no longer replies to my posts . . .
[ ] NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE WANGS
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The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] all the COLA tards
[ ] I strongly urge everyone to boycott this fucking ko0k
[ ] can Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole be anymore predictable? doesn't give a shit about what you say about selinux fairy tales
[ ] Dustin Cook Pedophile
[ ] Since it was revealed that apparently The faggots from AUK are sending bomb threats thru the remailer network. has spent some time in jail he has ratcheted up his gibberish posts and is now using dizum as his posting server.
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] "Bleat, Paul, Bleat. Bwahaha (etc.)" <
lookatpaulbackpedal@gmail.com>
[ ] Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son
[ ] Color Basic jamborees: Professional Horse Fetishist
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.
[ ] SYNTAX ERROR
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 10:00 PM.
[ ] The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG".
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