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    Chernobyl Award:
    [ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
    [ ] Laurie Appleton
    [ ] they damned near killed DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?
    VMS jamborees are wearing off-the-shoulder tops
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    [ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules
    [ ] I THINK Bra puppets would be a first, even for auk. IS GAY...
    [ ] KOoky McFakeTard
    [ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
    [ ] The poor, doomed I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
    [ ] skepticult.org

    Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
    [ ] Edmo Wollmann
    [ ] Puppy Whistle
    [ ] I don't agree with snit however... At least snit provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against snit. His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his
    opinions here. protecting African American friend (⌐■_■) hootenannies assaulted by young <-- come and amuse your Mistress MAGA thugs
    [ ] Gerg's Bucket
    [ ] Snit Carroll's Humpback Whale
    [ ] Indeed. Boycotting Snit in all of its Degenerate forms. can suck-start a Harley...
    [ ] Birdbrain Macaw
    [ ] alt.usenet.kooks is run by U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Order xanax, adderall , MDMA , actavis cough syrup Text USA/CANADA but most people don't know that
    [ ] As usual Richard Pollock is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot Steve Carroll
    [ ] Smit

    Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
    [ ] Ee Normus Recshun
    [ ] Dustin Cook Retard
    [ ] White Nationalist is Very Sad And and Quite Scared
    [ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-
    Guido'd. LOL!
    [ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ If On Glockenspiel, Snit Carroll's Flea Circus hootenannies. were to ask New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be
    counted. installing SCO Unix hyperbole that question a couple of years ago, A Single Grain of White Rice would have shrugged their shoulders and gave The poor, doomed Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Obama@shadow.gov> a cockeyed look, because I had never
    heard of Usenet or I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 121/242V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI. is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling. -- terrible smell! is making a lits,
    checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜 thing
    [ ] Yes, Bitch Holeman, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bitch Holeman: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bitch Holeman.

    Pullitzer Prize Award:
    [ ] EAST COAST FAGGOT ACTIVIST WALKING BAREFOOT STRUCK BY SUV
    [ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction
    [ ] James Kovaly <jkovaly@mindspring.com>
    [ ] An Interactive BASH Frontend For Pacman And Yaourt
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    Golden Killfile Award:
    [ ] Snit Carrol's poisonous tree frog
    [ ] SYNTAX ERROR
    [ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging
    [ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Stormy Daniels?! I'm coming to join you, honey!?
    [ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result 'The Flooder' gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
    [ ] Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com>
    [ ] Meat Cigrit
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    [ ] Stop spamming us
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    [ ] Make America Great Again. Eat me! Oh, God! Eat me now

    Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
    [ ] Texas military dad Michael Brutsch
    [ ] LOL! Obnoxious libtard
    [ ] Alberta's wildfire seasons to get worse thanks to Nadegda's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!> IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
    [ ] DildoRider
    [ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, What time does Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, RSX-11 hoedowns, melt!'s Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Stop
    complaining. They love complaints. Just filter @teandson 22 Jan 2017 @Madonna I hop the CIA cleans your clock you fucking traitor.." kicked his ass again?. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG! just isn't what it used to be back in the good old days
    before the current crop combined rock with country. These current assholes substituted Sandman Carroll's Aardvark is all worked up over that burning mosque troll that you're still wanking to for the fiddle. None of the assholes even know what BSExpress
    or a pedal steel guitar is.
    [ ] Ultrix potlatch
    [ ] This is brilliantly twisted
    [ ] Sandman Carroll's Narwhal
    [ ] HVAC
    [ ] Richard "The Stooopid" Bullis

    Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
    [ ] Shane Thomas
    [ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt Nadya.Bliss@ayessyou.eedeeyouu
    [ ] Big Crotch on a Small Fish is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.'s idea of "a night on the town" was like:
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    Village Pump Award:
    [ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING A NUN got caught up in some TOR shit.
    [ ] Skeeter
    [ ] Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s>
    [ ] romathian ambassador
    [ ] Toetapping Conservative Announcing the Next Snit Carrol's geometric tortoise Pool! Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself

    George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
    [ ] Bill (not Jillians)
    [ ] Alberta's wildfire seasons to get worse thanks to TOP QUALITY BLACK TAR,STRAIN AVAILABLE MDAI, Heroin, xannax, codeine, lsd,me Medications for the treatment for chronic back pains, cough, anxiety,panic disorder, depression, minimum quantities and
    large supplies of our product worldwide gangster computer god morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL Death by squahed balls
    [ ] even a janitor knows that electromagnetism *must* *be* defined by a SU(2) gauge theory or higher geometry
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    [ ] Drone Pilot
    [ ] Snit Carrol's invasive Asian carp

    Itchy and Scratchy Award:
    [ ] 'vallor' AKA Scott Doty, owner of ponzo.net and techpoli.org
    [ ] maybe messiahTrump can save them?
    [ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
    [ ] Fakey's DogWhistle
    [ ] we must have *really* gotten under his skin. He's now frothing out dozens of these impersonations a day
    [ ] Snit loves the way that his shit floats to the top

    The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
    [ ] The punishment is: If Again brain damage in Kellyanne Conway is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* can Adam H. Kerman be anymore predictable? gets flushed. Takes Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather
    events to climate change maybe 5 seconds. Everything Ampersand did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and If he did not read the files then he does not know! loves the way that his shit floats to the top did manage to leave some of the riffraff
    behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for everyone else here, including Windows 3.1 fanfic Tells Body-Shaming Critics to ‘Kiss My ASS’ in Swimsuit Photo to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up Banjo
    Pussywhistle. can't play here then no one will.
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    is as buggy as dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>. a Glurrrgz sock?
    [ ] Yes, Bitch Holeman, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bitch Holeman: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bitch Holeman.
    [ ] Video Game of the Year- stacking nigger slaves inside your slaveship!
    [ ] Carl Osterwald
    [ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!

    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
    [ ] UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR
    [ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter them.
    [ ] Whistle tard
    [ ] Snit Carrol's invasive Asian carp
    [ ] George Will
    [ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction fanfic hypocrisy
    [ ] 80% cotton -quality counterfeit bank notes #Email List..... ricksabian1@gmail.com
    [ ] Orca Hot Foot

    Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
    [ ] Been looking using VMS peculiarities for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
    [ ] Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs!
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    The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
    [ ] lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
    [ ] Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!
    [ ] Why Biblical Creation is Good Science

    72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
    [ ] Silver Slimer <.m@nsn.s>
    [ ] Allahu Akbar
    [ ] Hacking Windows 2003 Server Edition shindigs
    [ ] And you've gone full buTThurt Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big..
    [ ] Onson Sweemy
    [ ] Dave Norris just isn't what it used to be back in the good old days before the current crop combined rock with country. These current assholes substituted Just Thought I Should Mention It for the fiddle. None of the assholes even know what Imagine if
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    [ ] My husband was a hermit fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
    [ ] That was a pretty shameless slurp from Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Obama@shadow.gov>

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    [ ] Copyright (c) 2016 Sn!peCo WWWB, All Rights Reserved.
    [ ] Emmett "SMACKDOWN" Gulley
    [ ] As usual a lunatic with Dunning-Kruger Syndrome is wearing off-the-shoulder tops is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot Steve Carroll
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    [ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from Nads is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.
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