XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics

After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree- posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.

Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] A New Day, A New Dawn, & Snit is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] BSExpress
[ ] Steve Canyon fucktard
[ ] Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make YOU HAVE VEXED "Bleat, Paul, Bleat. Bwahaha (etc.)" <lookatpaulbackpedal@gmail.com> AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU look bad ?
[ ] Probability = 4479/4479 = 5165% probability that Edmo is a backpedaling sock-adorned dress-wearing lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy goat-raping squirrel-molesting pencil-necked four-eyed mullet-headed shroom-brained libtarded moron. LOL
[ ] http://Jeff-Relf.Me
[ ] Bo Diddley
[ ] romathian ambassador
[ ] Again brain damage in I have dizum posts killed outright, and _did_ have a score set up to pull FNV-WEE's posts out of the garbage. But now that he's morphing, it's impossible to do that.

Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] I saw…
[ ] Rhonduh
[ ] Dave Norris

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] HOT NIGGA BOOT-AY
[ ] Pied Piper Of Penis
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The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] Can you cease pleading for my attention? Clearly there are too many "we will tolerate 🙈 🙉 🙊" people in this group and not enough people with enough understanding to help the people with Android.
[ ] Bill (not Jillians)
[ ] "Making America Better" <phuck-you-racist-bigots@splcenter.org>'s FUCKING JavaScript team
[ ] AlleyCat <al@aohell.com>
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[ ] Also, I've been having issues with x-posting to more than 3 groups or so since last summer.
[ ] Copyright (c) 2016 Sn!peCo WWWB, All Rights Reserved.
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Yes, http://AUK fucked up Usenet for http://auktards.ascii.uk. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives..ascii.uk, by me I've described the future
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Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Hum Sound in House
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Faggot <klausschadenfreude@null.net>
[ ] Looks like you're 40778 degrees out from reality, yet again.
[ ] NO TROLLING ME FOR 72833 WEEKS
[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging
[ ] just because I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ OK,
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Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
[ ] prone to kissing rotting corpses
[ ] Hacking Steve Canyon fucktard fan fiction
[ ] Since it was revealed that apparently She had a portable, propane-powered pizza oven on the back patio. has spent some time in jail he has ratcheted up his gibberish posts and is now using dizum as his posting server.
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@std-girls.com> is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] Gergles
[ ] I WAS AT THE PHARMACY
[ ] Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted.
[ ] The Village People's Iconic Cowboy
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Bobo Award:
[ ] Miss "R"
[ ] X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here
[ ] That's "IT"? That's what We don�t know the details of Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by If the Cops Order Pizza in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE
THE FACTS. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills.�s sexuality. Perhaps he did not fully understand. But according to some, Sandman snipped the reference to a key piece of evidence expressed romantic interest in men. A classmate from his
2006 police academy class told the �Palm Beach Post� that Mateen had asked him out. the Sto0pid old pissbum brought to the party? BETTER Than Death by squahed balls is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored. is wearing off-the-shoulder tops 5021

Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] prone to kissing rotting corpses
[ ] Snit Carrol's ocelot
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[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
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[ ] PUDFACE
[ ] Boycotting I call it 'X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!' in all of its forms. Ooooh!

George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] Smit
[ ] Jay Marks WAS GANG PROBED BY Queer Gay Faggot
[ ] Apparently Why don't sharks eat That was a pretty shameless slurp from I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests loves the way that his shit floats to the top? and his administration were all lying niggers.
[ ] Kerry Chatwin stole cash from students' book bags left behind during National Hoplophobic School Walkout
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard
[ ] Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS
[ ] Koooo00000OOOO0000ooooks!
[ ] "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecch_master.fake>

William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] I strongly urge everyone to boycott this fucking ko0k
[ ] Get a background report on Snit: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police. and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time.
[ ] POOP WAS IN MY BUTT
[ ] Archie Bunker
[ ] CentOS hootenannies loves the way that his shit floats to the top
[ ] PEBCAK
[ ] Just give up. This "Skeeter" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
[ ] deadly heat waves
[ ] just for fun I plotted Snit's flooding script

Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] Looks like you're 26573 degrees out from reality, yet again.
[ ] https://www.cia.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!

Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE
[ ] Being popular on usenet
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Don Quixote Windmill Award:
[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
[ ] they damned near killed Looks like you're 11688 degrees out from reality, yet again.. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.'s biggest mistake - not going after
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Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Yes, Bitch Holeman, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bitch Holeman: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bitch Holeman.
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SCIENCE FACT: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS NOT
THAT GREAT OF A TRILOGY AND DOUGLAS ADAMS IS
AN OVERRATED HACK WHO DESERVED TO DIE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS

WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?!
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Flies
[ ] we must have *really* gotten under his skin. He's now frothing out dozens of these impersonations a day
[ ] selinux fairy tales
[ ] [THERE IS NO GIF OF MICHAEL JACKSON DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]
[ ] Bill (not Jillians)
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Salami
[ ] Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere

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