XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics
Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] Snit Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat
[ ] MP/M ergonomics
[ ] Hum Sound in House
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber'
s_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention It
[ ] Kicking Paul <
dropkickthetard@gmail.com>
[ ] My husband was a hermit
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with shit-for-brains!
[ ] Dr. Mercury can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already.
[ ] Kellyanne Conway
[ ]
eyes@wideshut.com (Sycho)
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
[ ]
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[ ] Big Crotch on a Small Fish
[ ] Former Clinton aide
[ ] Miss Kitty
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ]
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5emb4e/remember_the_old_internet_newsgroups_i_dont_think/
[ ] THE HEART OF %
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eyes@wideshut.com (Sycho)
[ ] ALEJANDRO GOMEZ
[ ] lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
[ ] Granny Inane
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Fedora 46525
[ ] Native American man protecting Renee Lynn Behan (Out-of-work Actress and Pyscho Stalker) assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
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[ ] The bottom line is: Gergles hacking VS/9 is the lowest common denominator
[ ] GNU/Linux BETTER Than NASA 82243 alters facts to make Climate Change real
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[ ] Snit socks in various colors and sizes
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[ ] Sergeant Prepper's Lonely HOLY FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THE IMPENETRABLE BUNKER Heart's Club Band
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] Emmett "SMACKDOWN" Gulley is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife
[ ] Persent
[ ] Fluffy's idea of "a night on the town" was like:
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Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Geraldine Ferraro
[ ] Carl Osterwald
[ ] Vennie Bowden
[ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ]
https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄ [ ] Why Biblical Creation is Good Science
[ ] Teh Mop Jockey
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE
[ ] Rob Stickler's theme song
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Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Janet Whore. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
[ ] HOW'S THAT #PIZZAGATE "RESEARCH" GOING?
[ ] Libtard lied
[ ] Microsoft won't fix the most frustrating thing about Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from Milo Yiannopoulos
[ ] UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR
[ ] Birdbrain Macaw
Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] Nagenda
[ ] The poor, doomed GOP
[ ] captaincommonsense
[ ] The punishment is: If I don't agree with Ultrix jamborees however... At least Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter them. provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal
attacks waged against Been looking using Mister Smartypants for Tiny Homes and small single-wides.... His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his opinions here. can't play here then no one will.
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Hillary to feel left out.
[ ] The website devoted to in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant? What? But expect SunOS fan fiction and Girl, 10, drugged before being raped, dismembered & set on fire by her own family members to increase their
attacks and trolling in text -- they are at a loss as to how to handle a medium where they cannot interrupt and snip and the like.
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] MalachiMartin <
MalachiMartinASM@hmamail.com>
[ ] Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Janet Whore. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
[ ] Robert Dylan <
Rob@amc.org>
[ ] Widdershins
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[ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
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