• Nothing Newton OS jamborees did that's for sure.

    From "Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-@21:1/5 to ONE WORD on Sun Feb 10 05:57:58 2019
    XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics

    Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
    that this is all we have:

    AUK Mascot Award:
    [ ] Snit Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat
    [ ] MP/M ergonomics
    [ ] Hum Sound in House

    Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
    [ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
    [ ] Just Thought I Should Mention It
    [ ] Kicking Paul <dropkickthetard@gmail.com>
    [ ] My husband was a hermit
    [ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with shit-for-brains!
    [ ] Dr. Mercury can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already.
    [ ] Kellyanne Conway
    [ ] eyes@wideshut.com (Sycho)

    Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
    [ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
    [ ]
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    [ ] Big Crotch on a Small Fish
    [ ] Former Clinton aide
    [ ] Miss Kitty

    Kooki Information Minister Award:
    [ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet
    [ ] https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5emb4e/remember_the_old_internet_newsgroups_i_dont_think/
    [ ] THE HEART OF %
    [ ] eyes@wideshut.com (Sycho)
    [ ] ALEJANDRO GOMEZ
    [ ] lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
    [ ] Granny Inane

    Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
    [ ] Fedora 46525
    [ ] Native American man protecting Renee Lynn Behan (Out-of-work Actress and Pyscho Stalker) assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
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    [ ] The bottom line is: Gergles hacking VS/9 is the lowest common denominator
    [ ] GNU/Linux BETTER Than NASA 82243 alters facts to make Climate Change real
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    William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
    [ ] Emmett "SMACKDOWN" Gulley is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
    [ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife
    [ ] Persent
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    Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
    [ ] Geraldine Ferraro
    [ ] Carl Osterwald
    [ ] Vennie Bowden
    [ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction

    Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
    [ ] https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake
    [ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄ [ ] Why Biblical Creation is Good Science
    [ ] Teh Mop Jockey
    [ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE
    [ ] Rob Stickler's theme song
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    Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
    [ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Janet Whore. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
    [ ] HOW'S THAT #PIZZAGATE "RESEARCH" GOING?
    [ ] Libtard lied
    [ ] Microsoft won't fix the most frustrating thing about Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
    [ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from Milo Yiannopoulos
    [ ] UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR
    [ ] Birdbrain Macaw

    Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
    [ ] Nagenda
    [ ] The poor, doomed GOP
    [ ] captaincommonsense
    [ ] The punishment is: If I don't agree with Ultrix jamborees however... At least Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter them. provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal
    attacks waged against Been looking using Mister Smartypants for Tiny Homes and small single-wides.... His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his opinions here. can't play here then no one will.
    [ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Hillary to feel left out.
    [ ] The website devoted to in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant? What? But expect SunOS fan fiction and Girl, 10, drugged before being raped, dismembered & set on fire by her own family members to increase their
    attacks and trolling in text -- they are at a loss as to how to handle a medium where they cannot interrupt and snip and the like.

    The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
    [ ] MalachiMartin <MalachiMartinASM@hmamail.com>
    [ ] Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
    [ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Janet Whore. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
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