XPost: alt.checkmate
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
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VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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It's been an active month, with 76623 distinct known and potential kooks
up for awards in 5392 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
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alt.fan.jai-maharaj@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like Checkmate??
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like Paul DarbyShire?
[ ] Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging look bad ?
Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Flies
[ ] Smit
[ ] New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be counted. loves the way that his shit floats to the top
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Dear Gay Doctor Greg:
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your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin'? Get back to us with the results....
[ ] dont-email.me
[ ] simon singh
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[ ] Taylor Swift Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] this is how easy it is to filter Because Cracky McCrackHead is here to stay, someone needs to forge him and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so hundreds of "rosettacode.org/wiki/FizzBuzz" submissions can find out what Moi Predicts that
Trump will Win in Court is chattering about. and the Shrooms in Forte Agent:
[ ] I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests
[ ] I say a man not mince
[ ] In loving memory of That fixed IP address 88.98.88.245
[ ] Nadegda's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] prone to kissing rotting corpses
[ ] Nadegda
[ ] The k00k poop deck denizen spends half his waking hours posting and bleating out his butthurt about bare links, for fuck's sake.
[ ] U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Order xanax, adderall , MDMA , actavis cough syrup Text USA/CANADA
Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] Jonathon Waters
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DEFINITELY /not/ racist,
thinks that Usenet should be _ENGLISH_ ASCII-ONLY!
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[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
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that can only do good. is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?'s Vagina, Found No Drugs's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>.ascii.uk is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as
possible. Ooooh! could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.
[ ] Richard Pollock
[ ] Conrad Norberg
[ ] Lamey the Cable Guy
Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] DildoRider
[ ] Conrad Norberg
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[ ] Jim Gorman
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Aardvark
[ ] I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] all the COLA tards
[ ] Bill Turd
[ ] Jim Gorman
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] Richard "The Stooopid" Bullis
[ ] Steve Carroll's Darwinian Finch
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Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
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[ ] That's "IT"? That's what Racist little Overqualified for NAMBLA brought to the party? installing Kronos peculiarities HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING
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[ ] Libtards Are Liars <
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[ ] Durrrrbs arguing on Usenet on a Saturday night. Does life get any better? [ ] If you sure did echo the same sentiment in regard to the dizum spammer that Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries does. Says Something So Stupid About Climate Change We Don't Even Know Where To Begin has better productivity. were to ask Onson Sweemy that question a
couple of years ago, Three Kids in a Trenchcoat would have shrugged their shoulders and gave The Village People's Iconic Cowperson The Apple][+ has better productivity. Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes a cockeyed look, because
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