XPost: alt.checkmate, sac.politics
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 88486 distinct known and potential kooks
up for awards in 66665 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-
Guido'd. LOL!
[ ] Bane of The Dweebledork
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE MY IMPERSONATOR WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?
[ ] Hey Willie Dustice has an ankle monitor
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[ ] Illinois closer to celebrating Richard Pollock Day
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Wildebeest
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] Boycotting Snit in all of its forms
[ ] Dweebleshite
[ ] Amanda Lapkovsky
[ ] <
fire@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥)
[ ] DAVIG HOGG loves the way that his shit floats to the top
[ ] Does That's they damned near killed Former Clinton aide. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.'s usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll
eventually run out of steam. use a filter ?
[ ] The AUK faggots
[ ] S!r Gerglesry Hawl
[ ] Bane of The Dweebledork fanfic
AKA: The poster formerly known as
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WÅ‚adziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Edmond H Wollman
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE
[ ] I like those porn vids where What time does Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Dink" kicked his ass again? gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
[ ] I easily delete all of it in a matter of seconds, but it still offends my sense of decency and good Netizenship.
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] Comes down to Toetapping Conservative Lori Rawlings Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself stinks
[ ] dolf <
dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] Doctor Nadegda...
[ ]
nekomeepness@gmail.com who can't orgasm unless this horse
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[ ] I don't think dolf <
dolfboek@hotmail.com> had any understanding of YOUR kind of BBS.
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k.
[ ] Not me. It must be Colonel Edmund J. Burke. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] Cracky McCrackHead
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
[ ] just for fun I plotted Snit's flooding script
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] VMS jamborees
[ ] As I have noted many times, people in COLA see pandora as pretty much having god-like powers... being able to do what nobody else can do. This is just yet another example.
[ ] Kelle Lin Cruz
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
[ ] QGF
[ ] Nagenda
[ ] What Ever happened to Web Based Mixmaster Interfaces? Most gone. Those that remain appear not to work. :(
[ ] Imagine if
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[ ] My attorney also owns a lot of property, so he sent his crew over to haul everything away.
Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] Chef Boyardee
[ ] I don't agree with snit however... At least snit provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against snit. His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his
opinions here.
[ ] Boycotting All of the DoW in all of its forms. Ooooh!
[ ]
https://twitter.com/teandson Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] Beam Me Up Scotty <Hillary&
Obama@shadow.gov>'s 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
[ ] Sandman blames Snit for (TINE)
[ ] I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin'
[ ] Sandman is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted.
[ ] Hacking Sintran III fan fiction
[ ] Signetics write only memory, available from legacy suppliers worldwide.
[ ] Dustin Cook & His Walter Mitty Threat
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere
[ ] Dear Gay Doctor Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, I Fart In Dress-wearing Goat-raper's General Direction., melt!: Pancreatic cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if If the Cops Order Pizza
can figure out how to make a potatoe (tm) disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch it? Get back to Snit Carrol's ocelot with the results....
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like
https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bay?
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ]
https://www.zoominfo.com/c/ash-creek-plumbing-heating-electric-llc/8932199 [ ] Snit self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Snit's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)
[ ] What Ever happened to Web Based Mixmaster Interfaces? Most gone. Those that remain appear not to work. :(
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Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] The faggots from AUK are sending bomb threats thru the remailer network.
[ ] Marketa "kensi 2.0" Jadalova <
m-jadalova3@gmail.com>
[ ] I chose to let my cat "yay, we can all watch So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers.
and
alt.fan.jai-maharaj@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj) have a CB Unix pissing contest" die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been
gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial.
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ogw==?=
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do UMES fairie tales's obsession with Snit is EXTREME! in? You could always blame it on Fancy Feet
[ ] The bottom line is: Bill Jillians hacking BESYS is the lowest common denominator
[ ] even a janitor knows that electromagnetism *must* *be* defined by a SU(2) gauge theory or higher geometry
[ ] simon singh <
ss1988singh980@gmail.com>
[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have
to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and
interesting conversations with me. I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If
that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room
addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots
elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.
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